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268108  barfolomew: This is like the definition of rad.

268116  barfolomew: The more buttons you have, the more important you are.

268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
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268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress



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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
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 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
960
 
 scribbs: Some people just love computing.
 jazzjunkie: "if it's not for sits, why is it made of warm?"
Image 174956   04-23-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
445
 
 Musician: It was a boomtown until one day the hole ran out.
 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong
 bug: You fools, you've dug too deep! We'll soon awaken the balrog.
 Niels Bohr: Something something your mother something Trebek!
 Bu7Z: ... I don't think that is Kalgoorlie and the well named 'super pit' but the joke still works.
 Bu7Z: Some say that town is the biggest hole in the world, really it's just built around it.
 scribbs: "It started with a buried bone, and, well...dogs, eh?"
 Teechur: I guess the Earth has an innie.
 Peter Pantsless: -PRRRT-
Image 174955   04-23-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
312
 
 Wooden Spoon: "I wish he had taste buds in his asshole"
 scribbs: That joke is as old as genies.
Image 174954   04-23-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
325
 
 Wooden Spoon: Marijuana Cats is my jazz name
 Hokie333: @bug REGULATE AND TAX THEM FOR REVENUE
 bug: LEGALIZE CATS
 Bu7Z: @skillet I was looking for a funny way to use the word seizure, with cats having too much weed, and I gave up. You nailed it with the whole 'keep it simple' technique.
 skillet: Cat seizures are no laughing matter.
 Amy Housewine: "You'll never take me alive, copper" said Tiddles, immediately before being taken alive.
 scribbs: "It's a cat! SEIZE HER!"
 tib gubb: the cats keep the squirrels from eating my pot!
 piranharama: dont leave me hanging, what did the marijuana and cats seize?
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of my autobiography
Image 174953   04-23-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
529
 
 On Spec: VW Nanobus
 well duh: No marijuana cigarettes hiding in this purse, nosiree-Bob! None at all, officer!
 redmonkey3: Fire. Fire is the answer!
Image 174952   04-23-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
894
 
 Shay: Where's mommy? WELL SHE'S NOT HERE!!!
 itskando: Ahaha - the ol ink on the hands peekaboo trick
 VoR: Lol
 NotHuman: The Carbanaro Effect.
 SomeCanadian: After touching acids, wash hands thouroughly and do not touch eyes or face.
 Mr. Shine: This maeks me laff everytim.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm afraid
Image 174951   04-23-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
339
 
 Soy Peso: There are eight million stories in the Naked City...
 redmonkey3: @gumble - only the good cars will be taken up ? Occupants sorted out later
 gumble: file under 'Things they don't want you knowing about the Rapture'
Image 174950   04-23-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
360
 
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab *looks at both pictures* Yeah, that checks.
 hat thrab: @Spazstatic A couple really awesome sci-fi art tumblrs :)
 redmonkey3: I told you to see the allergy doctor!
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab, what are you searching that lead to two odd faces? Referencing pic below also.
 Spazstatic: In Soviet Russia, boogers pick you!
Image 174949   04-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
306
 
 minimum max: Appetizer.
 redmonkey3: thrabbing hat is on roll!
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb not that the "in Soviet Russia" thing is particularly original
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb I just commented the Soviet Russia thing on the image above, then thought that it would apply here as well, but when I scrolled down... Now I feel unoriginal
 tib gubb: in soviet russia, abyss looks into you
Image 174948   04-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
291
 
 zodiacflash: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can drink with your nose, squirt it out your eye, with your eyelids flipped inside out... Yeah we all knew that guy IN THE FOURTH GRADE.
 redmonkey3: Go. See. The. Allergy. Doctor... please.
 deeeeeeeez: Vichard Parker did not agree with my decision to floss my nasal cavity with pasta...
 tib gubb: sir, sir! would you please not.
Image 174947   04-23-17   Uploaded by    steve
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