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257753  Sadbot: You are like baby, try 20 years ago

257759  piratepom: Ah shit. The entrance to Diagon Alley broke again.

257749  jochenau: Cookies are a problem, but they're not really the main problem in this case...

257751  charlemagne: you want more? but you don't understand stand the concept of birthdays, this is costing me too much

257759  SurfNTurf: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river



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960
 
 scribbs: Some people just love computing.
 jazzjunkie: "if it's not for sits, why is it made of warm?"
Image 174956   04-23-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
445
 
 Musician: It was a boomtown until one day the hole ran out.
 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong
 bug: You fools, you've dug too deep! We'll soon awaken the balrog.
 Niels Bohr: Something something your mother something Trebek!
 Bu7Z: ... I don't think that is Kalgoorlie and the well named 'super pit' but the joke still works.
 Bu7Z: Some say that town is the biggest hole in the world, really it's just built around it.
 scribbs: "It started with a buried bone, and, well...dogs, eh?"
 Teechur: I guess the Earth has an innie.
 Peter Pantsless: -PRRRT-
Image 174955   04-23-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
312
 
 Wooden Spoon: "I wish he had taste buds in his asshole"
 scribbs: That joke is as old as genies.
Image 174954   04-23-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
325
 
 Wooden Spoon: Marijuana Cats is my jazz name
 Hokie333: @bug REGULATE AND TAX THEM FOR REVENUE
 bug: LEGALIZE CATS
 Bu7Z: @skillet I was looking for a funny way to use the word seizure, with cats having too much weed, and I gave up. You nailed it with the whole 'keep it simple' technique.
 skillet: Cat seizures are no laughing matter.
 Amy Housewine: "You'll never take me alive, copper" said Tiddles, immediately before being taken alive.
 scribbs: "It's a cat! SEIZE HER!"
 tib gubb: the cats keep the squirrels from eating my pot!
 piranharama: dont leave me hanging, what did the marijuana and cats seize?
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of my autobiography
Image 174953   04-23-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
529
 
 On Spec: VW Nanobus
 well duh: No marijuana cigarettes hiding in this purse, nosiree-Bob! None at all, officer!
 redmonkey3: Fire. Fire is the answer!
Image 174952   04-23-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
894
 
 Shay: Where's mommy? WELL SHE'S NOT HERE!!!
 itskando: Ahaha - the ol ink on the hands peekaboo trick
 VoR: Lol
 NotHuman: The Carbanaro Effect.
 SomeCanadian: After touching acids, wash hands thouroughly and do not touch eyes or face.
 Mr. Shine: This maeks me laff everytim.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm afraid
Image 174951   04-23-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
339
 
 Soy Peso: There are eight million stories in the Naked City...
 redmonkey3: @gumble - only the good cars will be taken up ? Occupants sorted out later
 gumble: file under 'Things they don't want you knowing about the Rapture'
Image 174950   04-23-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
360
 
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab *looks at both pictures* Yeah, that checks.
 hat thrab: @Spazstatic A couple really awesome sci-fi art tumblrs :)
 redmonkey3: I told you to see the allergy doctor!
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab, what are you searching that lead to two odd faces? Referencing pic below also.
 Spazstatic: In Soviet Russia, boogers pick you!
Image 174949   04-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
306
 
 minimum max: Appetizer.
 redmonkey3: thrabbing hat is on roll!
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb not that the "in Soviet Russia" thing is particularly original
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb I just commented the Soviet Russia thing on the image above, then thought that it would apply here as well, but when I scrolled down... Now I feel unoriginal
 tib gubb: in soviet russia, abyss looks into you
Image 174948   04-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
291
 
 zodiacflash: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can drink with your nose, squirt it out your eye, with your eyelids flipped inside out... Yeah we all knew that guy IN THE FOURTH GRADE.
 redmonkey3: Go. See. The. Allergy. Doctor... please.
 deeeeeeeez: Vichard Parker did not agree with my decision to floss my nasal cavity with pasta...
 tib gubb: sir, sir! would you please not.
Image 174947   04-23-17   Uploaded by    steve
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