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181892  Skinr: Pyramid Body

181891  Flarmie: Looks pretty lean. Maybe they should apply for government funding?

181894  Theta Zero: The entirety of the Bee Movie but every time there's a bee on screen I upload a Cathy comic to Aggrogator

181879  Theta Zero: 7/10, no pasty dude with a sunburn and greasy, bland food

181731  DrinkMixMan: Funny to remark now that I chose to live with my mom after my parents divorced as a kid, and now I'm a vegetarian.

181887  Theta Zero: My favorite anime, Wyvern Spheres X

181888  Theta Zero: I'll remember that the next time I build a time machine.

181890  White Rice: Shitters full.

181888  VoR: How does this help me in 2017

181890  tib gubb: that's real greasy

181752  DrinkMixMan: Don't worry, folks! Those chickens were actually rescued and arrived safely at the rendering plant. :)

181773  DrinkMixMan: Laboratory Retriever

181781  DrinkMixMan: The Champagne of Costumes

181788  DrinkMixMan: is true

181885  a robot: "I hear EVERYTHING."

181741  namaste: @CrystallineEntity looool

181807  DrinkMixMan: Important safety tip, thanks Egon.

181807  DrinkMixMan: Important safety tip, thanks Egon.

181809  DrinkMixMan: Decal not readable on the top of the car: "Sailor Moon Roof."

181870  Bast Relief: That's the kind of shirt they send you home in when you shit yourself in preschool.

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181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181792 Felicity: No Stairway to Heaven

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up

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Score:
909
 
 scribbs: Some people just love computing.
 jazzjunkie: "if it's not for sits, why is it made of warm?"
Image 174956   04-23-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
445
 
 Musician: It was a boomtown until one day the hole ran out.
 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong
 bug: You fools, you've dug too deep! We'll soon awaken the balrog.
 Niels Bohr: Something something your mother something Trebek!
 Bu7Z: ... I don't think that is Kalgoorlie and the well named 'super pit' but the joke still works.
 Bu7Z: Some say that town is the biggest hole in the world, really it's just built around it.
 scribbs: "It started with a buried bone, and, well...dogs, eh?"
 Teechur: I guess the Earth has an innie.
 Peter Pantsless: -PRRRT-
Image 174955   04-23-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
335
 
 Wooden Spoon: "I wish he had taste buds in his asshole"
 scribbs: That joke is as old as genies.
Image 174954   04-23-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
267
 
 Wooden Spoon: Marijuana Cats is my jazz name
 Hokie333: @bug REGULATE AND TAX THEM FOR REVENUE
 bug: LEGALIZE CATS
 Bu7Z: @skillet I was looking for a funny way to use the word seizure, with cats having too much weed, and I gave up. You nailed it with the whole 'keep it simple' technique.
 skillet: Cat seizures are no laughing matter.
 Amy Housewine: "You'll never take me alive, copper" said Tiddles, immediately before being taken alive.
 scribbs: "It's a cat! SEIZE HER!"
 tib gubb: the cats keep the squirrels from eating my pot!
 piranharama: dont leave me hanging, what did the marijuana and cats seize?
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of my autobiography
Image 174953   04-23-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
472
 
 well duh: No marijuana cigarettes hiding in this purse, nosiree-Bob! None at all, officer!
 redmonkey3: Fire. Fire is the answer!
Image 174952   04-23-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
837
 
 Shay: Where's mommy? WELL SHE'S NOT HERE!!!
 itskando: Ahaha - the ol ink on the hands peekaboo trick
 VoR: Lol
 Robespierre: The Carbanaro Effect.
 SomeCanadian: After touching acids, wash hands thouroughly and do not touch eyes or face.
 Mr. Shine: This maeks me laff everytim.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm afraid
Image 174951   04-23-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
339
 
 Robespierre: There are eight million stories in the Naked City...
 redmonkey3: @gumble - only the good cars will be taken up ? Occupants sorted out later
 gumble: file under 'Things they don't want you knowing about the Rapture'
Image 174950   04-23-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
327
 
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab *looks at both pictures* Yeah, that checks.
 hat thrab: @Spazstatic A couple really awesome sci-fi art tumblrs :)
 redmonkey3: I told you to see the allergy doctor!
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab, what are you searching that lead to two odd faces? Referencing pic below also.
 Spazstatic: In Soviet Russia, boogers pick you!
Image 174949   04-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 Robespierre: Appetizer.
 redmonkey3: thrabbing hat is on roll!
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb not that the "in Soviet Russia" thing is particularly original
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb I just commented the Soviet Russia thing on the image above, then thought that it would apply here as well, but when I scrolled down... Now I feel unoriginal
 tib gubb: in soviet russia, abyss looks into you
Image 174948   04-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
313
 
 zodiacflash: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can drink with your nose, squirt it out your eye, with your eyelids flipped inside out... Yeah we all knew that guy IN THE FOURTH GRADE.
 redmonkey3: Go. See. The. Allergy. Doctor... please.
 deeeeeeeez: Vichard Parker did not agree with my decision to floss my nasal cavity with pasta...
 tib gubb: sir, sir! would you please not.
Image 174947   04-23-17   Uploaded by    steve
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