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243321  Teechur: And then it puts the lotion on the cat.

243319  FabricMan: @barfolomew ...with nailpolish

243320  FabricMan: I want to believe

243322  Teechur: Is...everyone...leaning?

243322  Robespierre: Oh! I just noticed ... they had their class portrait taken at the Mystery Spot!

243322  FabricMan: These kids coulda had a V8

243317  VoR: Had me at too many cups

243325  Robespierre: "How to Tell If You Have Dropped Hallucinogenics" is a great WikiHow

243326  Robespierre: Snack time!

243322  VoR: ...not that I knew it then

243327  Robespierre: CAN'T YOU EVEN KNOCK FIRST? Jeeez...

243322  VoR: I was about to be born

243322  Robespierre: 80s kid fashion was totally 80s

243198  Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243318  Robespierre: The moral of this panel is: Don't cry for them, regardless of what happens.

243253  VoR: @Dr Awkward I was fueling the car with diesel and everything just seemed right. Time seemed to slow. Lighting was like in the picture. I think I had a moment of hapiness. .then I saw the bill..lol

243316  Robespierre: "A change is in the air, hoomin. Wha hoppen next?"

243317  Robespierre: Bottom row, second from left is Today's Weirdo Item

243320  Robespierre: "I'm just a'driftin' an' driftin'..."

243321  Robespierre: FREE CANDY TOO

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243198 Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243140 glenalec: It's 3am and my neighbor is taking photos in my window again.

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243081 Yurishiro: "I swear, her cans were this big! I am in this erect position since then."

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243173 Joseph: My life is pretty good after all.

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243118 sparename: @sergeant to show how long ago this was, I think the 'dream' car in question was a MKII Escort RS1800

243216 Robespierre: Has medicine gone too far?



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960
 
 scribbs: Some people just love computing.
 jazzjunkie: "if it's not for sits, why is it made of warm?"
Image 174956   04-23-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
445
 
 Musician: It was a boomtown until one day the hole ran out.
 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong
 bug: You fools, you've dug too deep! We'll soon awaken the balrog.
 Niels Bohr: Something something your mother something Trebek!
 Bu7Z: ... I don't think that is Kalgoorlie and the well named 'super pit' but the joke still works.
 Bu7Z: Some say that town is the biggest hole in the world, really it's just built around it.
 scribbs: "It started with a buried bone, and, well...dogs, eh?"
 Teechur: I guess the Earth has an innie.
 Peter Pantsless: -PRRRT-
Image 174955   04-23-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
312
 
 Wooden Spoon: "I wish he had taste buds in his asshole"
 scribbs: That joke is as old as genies.
Image 174954   04-23-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
325
 
 Wooden Spoon: Marijuana Cats is my jazz name
 Hokie333: @bug REGULATE AND TAX THEM FOR REVENUE
 bug: LEGALIZE CATS
 Bu7Z: @skillet I was looking for a funny way to use the word seizure, with cats having too much weed, and I gave up. You nailed it with the whole 'keep it simple' technique.
 skillet: Cat seizures are no laughing matter.
 Amy Housewine: "You'll never take me alive, copper" said Tiddles, immediately before being taken alive.
 scribbs: "It's a cat! SEIZE HER!"
 tib gubb: the cats keep the squirrels from eating my pot!
 piranharama: dont leave me hanging, what did the marijuana and cats seize?
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of my autobiography
Image 174953   04-23-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
529
 
 Felicity: VW Nanobus
 well duh: No marijuana cigarettes hiding in this purse, nosiree-Bob! None at all, officer!
 redmonkey3: Fire. Fire is the answer!
Image 174952   04-23-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
894
 
 Shay: Where's mommy? WELL SHE'S NOT HERE!!!
 itskando: Ahaha - the ol ink on the hands peekaboo trick
 VoR: Lol
 Robespierre: The Carbanaro Effect.
 SomeCanadian: After touching acids, wash hands thouroughly and do not touch eyes or face.
 Mr. Shine: This maeks me laff everytim.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm afraid
Image 174951   04-23-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
339
 
 Robespierre: There are eight million stories in the Naked City...
 redmonkey3: @gumble - only the good cars will be taken up ? Occupants sorted out later
 gumble: file under 'Things they don't want you knowing about the Rapture'
Image 174950   04-23-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
360
 
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab *looks at both pictures* Yeah, that checks.
 hat thrab: @Spazstatic A couple really awesome sci-fi art tumblrs :)
 redmonkey3: I told you to see the allergy doctor!
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab, what are you searching that lead to two odd faces? Referencing pic below also.
 Spazstatic: In Soviet Russia, boogers pick you!
Image 174949   04-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
306
 
 Robespierre: Appetizer.
 redmonkey3: thrabbing hat is on roll!
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb not that the "in Soviet Russia" thing is particularly original
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb I just commented the Soviet Russia thing on the image above, then thought that it would apply here as well, but when I scrolled down... Now I feel unoriginal
 tib gubb: in soviet russia, abyss looks into you
Image 174948   04-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
291
 
 zodiacflash: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can drink with your nose, squirt it out your eye, with your eyelids flipped inside out... Yeah we all knew that guy IN THE FOURTH GRADE.
 redmonkey3: Go. See. The. Allergy. Doctor... please.
 deeeeeeeez: Vichard Parker did not agree with my decision to floss my nasal cavity with pasta...
 tib gubb: sir, sir! would you please not.
Image 174947   04-23-17   Uploaded by    steve
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