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204355  Side Boob: When I grow up, I want to be a school bus!

204354  Mr. Shine: Probably nothing.

204292  ignatz: Yup, I'm definitely colourblind

204353  tib gubb: is there a joke included?

204341  Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.

204311  Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"

204345  Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.

204345  Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.

204345  ignatz: Jaws Mountain

204316  Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)

204351  ignatz: Lol Picasso irl

204353  ignatz: Draining the snake means something else where I come from

204341  Side Boob: This explains a lot

204346  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy

204351  Side Boob: Sloth love Chunk?

204344  redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract

204345  redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round

204345  redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!

204346  redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!

204347  redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks

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1. Yurishiro
2. Robespierre
3. Felicity
4. WaffleIron
5. Ulillillia
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9. Mr. Shine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

204224 Yurishiro: Where's mama bird?

204146 Shay: Where's the one with Ernest doing those faces, but the text is in Spanish?

204212 Aufziehvogel: And all these... memories... will be lost... like... butter... in the pan.

204166 Shay: @Felicity Yes.

204251 Yurishiro: STONE HAMMERBUTT

204200 Yurishiro: @Teechur Some things I Will never understand..but this like the spanish corrida I despise mostly for the cruelty towards the bulls

204123 Rat-Butt: What time is it? It's murder-death time, bitches!

204229 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.

204143 Warrax: Putting the "sex" in "saxophone."

204159 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.



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eevee uploaded 203952 (1101 points)
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waynelord uploaded 203911 (942 points)
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epitasis uploaded 203931 (848 points)
Skinr uploaded 204196 (830 points)
trucker uploaded 203980 (822 points)
hat thrab uploaded 204036 (814 points)
Prumbo uploaded 203842 (786 points)
depression uploaded 204223 (761 points)
CrookedCop uploaded 203917 (759 points)
au bon pain uploaded 204163 (756 points)


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 7. Annoying Vegan : 2598 points
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 9. ChubbyBuddy: 2364 points
10. Yurishiro: 1932 points
11. Bagels: 1715 points
12. DrinkMixMan: 1634 points
13. waynelord: 1626 points
14. bigjim: 1616 points
15. Borkf: 1602 points
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Score:
930
 
 scribbs: Some people just love computing.
 jazzjunkie: "if it's not for sits, why is it made of warm?"
Image 174956   04-23-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
445
 
 Musician: It was a boomtown until one day the hole ran out.
 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong
 bug: You fools, you've dug too deep! We'll soon awaken the balrog.
 Niels Bohr: Something something your mother something Trebek!
 Bu7Z: ... I don't think that is Kalgoorlie and the well named 'super pit' but the joke still works.
 Bu7Z: Some say that town is the biggest hole in the world, really it's just built around it.
 scribbs: "It started with a buried bone, and, well...dogs, eh?"
 Teechur: I guess the Earth has an innie.
 Peter Pantsless: -PRRRT-
Image 174955   04-23-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
335
 
 Wooden Spoon: "I wish he had taste buds in his asshole"
 scribbs: That joke is as old as genies.
Image 174954   04-23-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
292
 
 Wooden Spoon: Marijuana Cats is my jazz name
 Hokie333: @bug REGULATE AND TAX THEM FOR REVENUE
 bug: LEGALIZE CATS
 Bu7Z: @skillet I was looking for a funny way to use the word seizure, with cats having too much weed, and I gave up. You nailed it with the whole 'keep it simple' technique.
 skillet: Cat seizures are no laughing matter.
 Amy Housewine: "You'll never take me alive, copper" said Tiddles, immediately before being taken alive.
 scribbs: "It's a cat! SEIZE HER!"
 tib gubb: the cats keep the squirrels from eating my pot!
 piranharama: dont leave me hanging, what did the marijuana and cats seize?
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of my autobiography
Image 174953   04-23-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
499
 
 well duh: No marijuana cigarettes hiding in this purse, nosiree-Bob! None at all, officer!
 redmonkey3: Fire. Fire is the answer!
Image 174952   04-23-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
837
 
 Shay: Where's mommy? WELL SHE'S NOT HERE!!!
 itskando: Ahaha - the ol ink on the hands peekaboo trick
 VoR: Lol
 Robespierre: The Carbanaro Effect.
 SomeCanadian: After touching acids, wash hands thouroughly and do not touch eyes or face.
 Mr. Shine: This maeks me laff everytim.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm afraid
Image 174951   04-23-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
339
 
 Robespierre: There are eight million stories in the Naked City...
 redmonkey3: @gumble - only the good cars will be taken up ? Occupants sorted out later
 gumble: file under 'Things they don't want you knowing about the Rapture'
Image 174950   04-23-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
327
 
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab *looks at both pictures* Yeah, that checks.
 hat thrab: @Spazstatic A couple really awesome sci-fi art tumblrs :)
 redmonkey3: I told you to see the allergy doctor!
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab, what are you searching that lead to two odd faces? Referencing pic below also.
 Spazstatic: In Soviet Russia, boogers pick you!
Image 174949   04-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 Robespierre: Appetizer.
 redmonkey3: thrabbing hat is on roll!
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb not that the "in Soviet Russia" thing is particularly original
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb I just commented the Soviet Russia thing on the image above, then thought that it would apply here as well, but when I scrolled down... Now I feel unoriginal
 tib gubb: in soviet russia, abyss looks into you
Image 174948   04-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
313
 
 zodiacflash: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can drink with your nose, squirt it out your eye, with your eyelids flipped inside out... Yeah we all knew that guy IN THE FOURTH GRADE.
 redmonkey3: Go. See. The. Allergy. Doctor... please.
 deeeeeeeez: Vichard Parker did not agree with my decision to floss my nasal cavity with pasta...
 tib gubb: sir, sir! would you please not.
Image 174947   04-23-17   Uploaded by    steve
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