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268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

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9. Annoying Vegan
10. Shay



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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (751 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (709 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3561 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2523 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1628 points
 8. beyardo: 1584 points
 9. Sydney: 1578 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1553 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. frenk: 1527 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. wolfskin: 1451 points
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Score:
729
 
 Cami: @Dan Tagonistic @Warrax I'll help get it down to 300!
 TurkeyVulture: This was my governer.
 well duh: FOR KROM!!!
 Dan Tagonistic: @tib gubb Correct, though I would have been happy with "my image gets 300 points"
 tib gubb: @Dan Tagonistic crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women
 Dan Tagonistic: What is best in life?
 piranharama: If it bleeds we can kill it
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
Image 174942   04-23-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
544
 
 Mr Bleak: I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before...
 deeeeeeeez: Ah lerk ter rerd berks...cerck berks! Bork Bork Bork!
 Jabberwikket: So you brought a wooden spoon to a knife fight..... I font care what they say about you, I like you Jerry!
 Kim: Play time!
 tib gubb: a brave doggo
Image 174941   04-23-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
494
 
 enfanta: In flight mating is tricky.
 grizzly: Helicopter on left just pissed itself out of fear.
 piranharama: Boop!
Image 174940   04-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
448
 
 DrinkMixMan: Papa John's HATES him!
 Prostata: with this one WEIRD TRICK
 yev: basically
 gumble: Rule34
 piranharama: What happens next will shock you.
 tib gubb: i'll rad this
Image 174939   04-23-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Image 174938 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flommmm. Boo, flommmm.
Score:
649
 
 Spazstatic: Rad for Pink Floyd
 Niels Bohr: @Flarmie Touche'
 tib gubb: kee-ripes
 Flarmie: If the send half their joy to someone else and keep the other half, is that Joy Division?
Image 174937   04-23-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
889
 
 Amy Housewine: He may have all of the illicit pleasures but he doesn't look very happy.
 Spazstatic: Get him! And find out where that rebel base is...
Image 174936   04-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
230
 
 cenecia: No, Ygritte. YOU know nothing.
 itskando: Men in grumps
 AdaMan: Men in (Castle) Black
 gumble: May we tell you about our Supreme leader Reverend Moon?
 Skinr: Brothers in Blue
 Amy Housewine: Blues Brother Jon, Blues Brother Samwell, and a disembodied hand holding a sonic screwdriver.
 Nope: Nothing will make me forget that neckbeard. NOTHING
Image 174935   04-23-17   Uploaded by    bug
Score:
532
 
 McMuff: @Wet farts So neat, so perfectly untangled
 Wet farts: That phone cord....
 addend: "Then he stood on his hind legs, sprung up like this, and threw the ball with both paws. You should've seen how he made that foul shot!"
Image 174934   04-23-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
523
 
 FatTigerWoods: Anyway, hire us for prom!
 Musician: Hobbes Limo Service was not exactly a success.
 kswat: Bastard.
 well duh: @addend someone beat you to the left front tire, from the looks of it.
 Bast Relief: They forgot to add "profitable".
 tib gubb: thanks for reminding me
 addend: (Agrees. Slashes tires.)
 Mr. Butt: I've been reincarnated as a limo. My body is a host to mundane horrors.
 Mexico: I have everything, and you have nothing!
 Scoo: Where's your limo, peasants?
Image 174933   04-23-17   Uploaded by    tritium
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