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215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

215885  uncannie: And then when puberty happens, she won't shut up about it for 50 years.

215862  Not A Bot: "Did... is that a WINE BOTTLE?!?" she screamed. "WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CROSSES PCP AND BEARS?!?"

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1. Yurishiro
2. Ulillillia
3. Dr Awkward
4. Felicity
5. Robespierre
6. Side Boob
7. Cami
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9. Catcat
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show



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 5. Annoying Vegan : 1661 points
 6. digabigpig: 1587 points
 7. DeeeeeeeezNutz: 1492 points
 8. winwolf: 1474 points
 9. Rachelina: 1438 points
10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
14. wooden boy: 1171 points
15. Morpen Lungus: 1155 points
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Score:
786
 
 Gomi Day: /me checks ticket - slowly walks backwards and disembarks.
 Prostata: barkbus.com
 El Barto: Racist?
 Ulillillia: You came to the right bus.
 BavidDowie: field trip to the fire hydrant factory
 Bu7Z: *backs slowly off bus*
 jazzjunkie: Hi! Hi. Heya. Hi! Hello. Hey there! How ya doin? Hi!
 Scoo: Borkfmobile!
 dobbiesdoogs: can i come too?
Image 174930   04-23-17   Uploaded by    bug
Score:
260
 
 addend: Oscar, ...are you okay?
 jazzjunkie: Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty, anything ragged or rotten or rusty, yeah I love trash!
Image 174929   04-22-17   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
969
 
 Felicity: Steady as she goes, Mr. Sulu
 Ironass: Dog's like "Dat's right... We rollin"
 Cami: Let's do this.
 Prostata: @flyingBEARfish they FIGHT CRIME!
 Robespierre: Beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah.
 Peter Pantsless: @flyingBEARfish Write that movie and take my money!
 flyingBEARfish: The man is the cool-under-pressure field agent, the dog is the grizzled veteran about to retire, and the cat is the information specialist who's way out of his element. They were an unlikely crew... but they were the only ones who could get it done.
 White Rice: Get in, loser.
 enfanta: Cat is the only one who understands stop signs and speed limits.
Image 174928   04-22-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
225
 
 Bast Relief: They keep whitewashing my favorite Asian intellectual properties.
 Quackzy: How are you s'posed to run in those heels
 square44: so this is what all those cracks about "fast women" meant
 Mr. Butt: [redacted: I couldn't articulate the joke properly]
 Peter Pantsless: Jesus Christ, Sega. Bad games are one thing, but get your shit together
 Mexico: My fetish is a decent Sonic game, lady!
 Warrax: Nope, still not a fetish for me.
Image 174927   04-22-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
184
 
 Wooden Spoon: I used to get flashed all the time in long road trips. Now it never happens.
 Borkf: *sets up paparazzi style photoshoot on road ahead*
 BavidDowie: *throws flashbang in his window*
 Wet farts: Well, if you insist *shines 1500 lumen flashlight in drivers eyes*
 Ulillillia: *shows trucker my weiner*
Image 174926   04-22-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
264
 
 Felicity: The Unabarker
 Robespierre: Intimidation, Banksy-style.
 DarkTeddy: This level of mortal kombat seems lazy
Image 174925   04-22-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
185
 
 DrinkMixMan: This is the wurst
 Robespierre: Urp.
 jazzjunkie: A deli near me does stuff like this (blueberries, for example)...
 Mexico: I think I've had something like this. It wasn't bad, but I remember thinking "Was this really necessary?" in the process.
 BavidDowie: well, it's been a good run, folks. this is the end
Image 174924   04-22-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
848
 
 Wooden Spoon: @DrinkMixMan: took me a minute to get your comment. I had to come back to give you a point
 DrinkMixMan: Baphometro
 Prostata: can I ride that bus full of puppers instead?
 Mr Bleak: For the Glory of Staten Island
 FabricMan: That's New York!
 addend: They know where this train is going. The message on the ceiling just makes it worse.
 jazzjunkie: OUR MEETING THIS DAY WAS NOT A COINCIDENCE
 Skinr: wants a drama-free relationship
Image 174923   04-22-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
291
 
 Shay: He wasn't able to land a job with the Keebler elves because he couldn't fit in the tree.
 VoR: Who cut the cheese?
 Robespierre: Hasn't happened yet.
 tib gubb: there's no such thing as being too high when you're cooking pizza, bro
 Chest Rockwell: I hate it when I too high. Whatever that means.
 jazzjunkie: Never mix levels of realism
 Skinr: looks more like a forest gnome to me
Image 174922   04-22-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
309
 
 XLY: Guess who's a good boy! That's riiiiiight! Pikachu! I choose you!
 enfanta: Oh, doggo! I'll pay attention to you. You don't need to tie a phone to your neck.
 enfanta: @jazzjunkie I wasn't pretending.
 jazzjunkie: That's one way to hatch Pokemon Go eggs! (Someone had to say it; we can't all pretend not to recognize what's on the screen.)
 Teechur: This reboot of "Say Anything" is showing more promise than the original, IMHO.
 WaffleIron: They used to use St. Bernards, and they used to bring you brandy.
Image 174921   04-22-17   Uploaded by    god666
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