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258431  Ironass: grilledsloinbacon/GdvD4FhcK8

258441  Ironass: @Scoo ... that way you can cum and go at the same time.

258442  Ironass: Was this playing at the time? #258448

258449  grizzly: @grizzly oh. I was talking about my wife. I forgot I left that part out of the story...

258448  Ironass: The closing theme to "Jaws"?

258449  grizzly: @VoR not open enough sometimes, but I try!

258450  Ironass: Try and get me now, cat!

258456  FabricMan: Better than "Contains: Chicken"

258463  Ironass: I think that ball gag is a little big for him.

258314  Knice: Return flight: #258466

258451  XLY: lucky dog

258466  Knice: This post gave me mesothelioma. #258314

258457  XLY: @a robot this is stupid

258469  Ironass: That's a shitty joke.

258404  raditzu: 100% Australia!

258450  raditzu: Skaven.

258434  Mr. Shine: @WTF No, no idea what that is.

258470  Sandor: Bun tired

258477  Ihminen: never had that happen but i have had it happen a million times where the cord of my earbuds get caught in the handle of a door i walk by and holy shit is it infuriating

258467  Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.

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2. Robespierre
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258182 dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (770 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
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Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (754 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (741 points)
realjon uploaded 258167 (729 points)


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 6. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 7. NotHuman: 2292 points
 8. god666: 2117 points
 9. logan: 1999 points
10. bromide: 1867 points
11. Bagels: 1793 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1757 points
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14. Solemn: 1640 points
15. nathan: 1639 points
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Score:
185
 
 DrinkMixMan: This is the wurst
 whaleshark: Urp.
 jazzjunkie: A deli near me does stuff like this (blueberries, for example)...
 Mexico: I think I've had something like this. It wasn't bad, but I remember thinking "Was this really necessary?" in the process.
 BavidDowie: well, it's been a good run, folks. this is the end
Image 174924   04-22-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
880
 
 Wooden Spoon: @DrinkMixMan: took me a minute to get your comment. I had to come back to give you a point
 DrinkMixMan: Baphometro
 Prostata: can I ride that bus full of puppers instead?
 Mr Bleak: For the Glory of Staten Island
 FabricMan: That's New York!
 addend: They know where this train is going. The message on the ceiling just makes it worse.
 jazzjunkie: OUR MEETING THIS DAY WAS NOT A COINCIDENCE
 Skinr: wants a drama-free relationship
Image 174923   04-22-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
291
 
 Shay: He wasn't able to land a job with the Keebler elves because he couldn't fit in the tree.
 VoR: Who cut the cheese?
 Mustyrats: Hasn't happened yet.
 tib gubb: there's no such thing as being too high when you're cooking pizza, bro
 Chest Rockwell: I hate it when I too high. Whatever that means.
 jazzjunkie: Never mix levels of realism
 Skinr: looks more like a forest gnome to me
Image 174922   04-22-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
309
 
 XLY: Guess who's a good boy! That's riiiiiight! Pikachu! I choose you!
 enfanta: Oh, doggo! I'll pay attention to you. You don't need to tie a phone to your neck.
 enfanta: @jazzjunkie I wasn't pretending.
 jazzjunkie: That's one way to hatch Pokemon Go eggs! (Someone had to say it; we can't all pretend not to recognize what's on the screen.)
 Teechur: This reboot of "Say Anything" is showing more promise than the original, IMHO.
 WaffleIron: They used to use St. Bernards, and they used to bring you brandy.
Image 174921   04-22-17   Uploaded by    god666
Image 174920 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tomatosaws. We'll pray for you, tomatosaws.
Image 174919 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sue. We'll pray for you, sue.
Score:
106
 
 toad: A newspaper in debt
 DrinkMixMan: A zebra with a sunburn?
 enfanta: A penguin in a blender?
 Niels Bohr: A nun falling down the stairs?
 Scoo: The newspaper at a crime scene, maybe
 addend: A communist newspaper.
Image 174918   04-22-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
289
 
 addend: Should've seen this before asking the cat to watch my drink.
 Ulillillia: Triggered by mix of upper and lowercase
Image 174917   04-22-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
747
 
 tane: Ceiling tennis, anyone?
 XLY: Man, I was about to get high, then I looked at this image and I'm not so sure I'm not already high
 Joseph: Hold on, let me get sip of gatorate... AAAAAAHHHH!
 addend: (Ball boy runs onto the court, falls into the sky.)
 Musician: Is it time for the Escher Open already?
 WaffleIron: Stop installing the net with ambihelical hex nuts, damnit!
Image 174916   04-22-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
82
 
 GoodSir: Stalagmites lookin' all artsy-fartsy and all.
 addend: Ugh, it's mounted sideways.
Image 174915   04-22-17   Uploaded by    fisto
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