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268630  VeeKay: 'Blerp'.

268631  VeeKay: I love a good tri pup

268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!



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 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. Sydney: 1597 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1557 points
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10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. Cyka: 1482 points
12. frenk: 1474 points
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Score:
185
 
 DrinkMixMan: This is the wurst
 whaleshark: Urp.
 jazzjunkie: A deli near me does stuff like this (blueberries, for example)...
 Mexico: I think I've had something like this. It wasn't bad, but I remember thinking "Was this really necessary?" in the process.
 BavidDowie: well, it's been a good run, folks. this is the end
Image 174924   04-22-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
880
 
 Wooden Spoon: @DrinkMixMan: took me a minute to get your comment. I had to come back to give you a point
 DrinkMixMan: Baphometro
 Prostata: can I ride that bus full of puppers instead?
 Mr Bleak: For the Glory of Staten Island
 FabricMan: That's New York!
 addend: They know where this train is going. The message on the ceiling just makes it worse.
 jazzjunkie: OUR MEETING THIS DAY WAS NOT A COINCIDENCE
 Skinr: wants a drama-free relationship
Image 174923   04-22-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
291
 
 Shay: He wasn't able to land a job with the Keebler elves because he couldn't fit in the tree.
 VoR: Who cut the cheese?
 Mustyrats: Hasn't happened yet.
 tib gubb: there's no such thing as being too high when you're cooking pizza, bro
 Chest Rockwell: I hate it when I too high. Whatever that means.
 jazzjunkie: Never mix levels of realism
 Skinr: looks more like a forest gnome to me
Image 174922   04-22-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
309
 
 XLY: Guess who's a good boy! That's riiiiiight! Pikachu! I choose you!
 enfanta: Oh, doggo! I'll pay attention to you. You don't need to tie a phone to your neck.
 enfanta: @jazzjunkie I wasn't pretending.
 jazzjunkie: That's one way to hatch Pokemon Go eggs! (Someone had to say it; we can't all pretend not to recognize what's on the screen.)
 Teechur: This reboot of "Say Anything" is showing more promise than the original, IMHO.
 WaffleIron: They used to use St. Bernards, and they used to bring you brandy.
Image 174921   04-22-17   Uploaded by    god666
Image 174920 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tomatosaws. You have brought shame on us, tomatosaws.
Image 174919 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sue. Boo, sue.
Score:
106
 
 toad: A newspaper in debt
 DrinkMixMan: A zebra with a sunburn?
 enfanta: A penguin in a blender?
 Niels Bohr: A nun falling down the stairs?
 Scoo: The newspaper at a crime scene, maybe
 addend: A communist newspaper.
Image 174918   04-22-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
289
 
 addend: Should've seen this before asking the cat to watch my drink.
 Ulillillia: Triggered by mix of upper and lowercase
Image 174917   04-22-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
747
 
 tane: Ceiling tennis, anyone?
 XLY: Man, I was about to get high, then I looked at this image and I'm not so sure I'm not already high
 Joseph: Hold on, let me get sip of gatorate... AAAAAAHHHH!
 addend: (Ball boy runs onto the court, falls into the sky.)
 Musician: Is it time for the Escher Open already?
 WaffleIron: Stop installing the net with ambihelical hex nuts, damnit!
Image 174916   04-22-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
82
 
 GoodSir: Stalagmites lookin' all artsy-fartsy and all.
 addend: Ugh, it's mounted sideways.
Image 174915   04-22-17   Uploaded by    fisto
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