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228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

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228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
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 Theimposter: Reductions in inflammation and water retention shrink things.
 piranharama: @Christina Well, it's not the size that counts
 DrinkMixMan: So can watching Fox News
 E. HONDA: it's no wonder that this channel's viewers think all other news is fake news.
 addend: Study: Consuming a biased media outlet...
 Christina: The original study found a correlation between having a more or less herbivore diet and size of the brain among primates.
 Scoo: This is what Republicans actually believe
 Sheikhjahbooty: Every vegan I ever met also ate a ton of minerals, mostly sodium cloride.
 Mexico: Once the liberals turn into herbivores, we will hunt them for their meat!
 Otterman: When I graduate, I'm going to bovine university!
 Peach: Lady, this is America, don't worry about it.
 sparename: I only eat veggies that are factory-farmed, inhumanely killed and fried in lard
Image 174708   04-21-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
145
 
 some guy : Rare home-made demos from Felipe Rose's short-lived solo project.
 Warrax: I see something I don't fucking understand, I rad-vote. I can't explain it.
 addend: Both are Kodak photo CDs with multiple resolutions of this picture. There were no survivors.
Image 174707   04-21-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
1188
 
 ignatz: Wow- Ice skating is freakin impossible and you do it well enough to get a prize? Chapeau!
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Holy crap. Speaking of "things I would pay money to see" :D
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless I'd try it! A couple years ago, I volunteered to be Santa at a Skate with Santa kids' event. It required significant padding, in the form of my pillows. I got cocky and decided to throw down an open-axel sit-spin which shot one of my pillows out of my get-up and across the ice. I recovered and got my shit back together as discreetly as I could. At the end of the session a little girl came up to me and said "I don't think you're Santa, but you're funny," and just left. I think that's resume-worthy.
 Annoying Vegan : This is the raddest thing I've seen all day. And I have a corgi.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Oh oh oh oh "costume theme?" I would pay literally all the money to see you skating in a mascot costume...you know, as long as the medics were nearby
 a robot: None. None more rad.
 Knice: @jochenau It would be distracting if it's not overtly part of a costume theme. I went classic with my get-up, as this was the first solo event I've done in about ten years. :-)
 jochenau: @Knice They care that your skates have stickers?
 fanny: @Knice congrats!! you should just get the rest of your synchronized team RAD BAD stickers for their skates too :)
 SomeCanadian: A true Canadian hero. @Knice
 scribbs: Yay :-)
 Knice: This is why I've been absent a couple days. I had to cover up my stickers on-ice, but had 'em out on display otherwise. :-D Love my SpacePeeps!
 Mexico: Congratulations!
 WaffleIron: [APPLAUSE]
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice I knew at least one of us was good at something :D
Image 174706   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
389
 
 Zukero: Is that Ben Affleck?
 wolfpk: Is the guy in the middle trying to recreate his pose, or did they have to taser him to get him to participate?
Image 174705   04-21-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
353
 
 Dr Awkward: Far-right nationalism has even spread to clams.
 jazzjunkie: This kills the clam.
 piranharama: @grizzly Oh you!
 Suburbanmom: bastard!
 Warrax: Kind of adorable, actually.
 ThatGuy: Looks tasty... SAVE THE CLAMS!
 Peach: [picture of adult human] This is the hairless ape that is killing the little green crab, the clams, and all other animals. Doesn't he look mean?
 Peter Pantsless: No; in fact, he looks jaunty
 sparename: @grizzly He must have the same birthday as me
 DrinkMixMan: I've seen meaner.
 grizzly: @sparename he spreads like a cancer.
 sparename: Surely they could catch just one naughty crab..
Image 174704   04-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
616
 
 sparename: Though the summer was extremely hot, there were flaws in the plan to do emergency air-drops of ice-cream vans
Image 174703   04-21-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
231
 
 sparename: Big-Mouth Billy Bulldog
Image 174702   04-21-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
171
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Reminds me of the Plumtree music video for "You Just Don't Exist"
 sparename: When double-glazed bus windows get cracked
Image 174701   04-21-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
746
 
 piranharama: And here we have a visual metaphor for a democratic two party system. Will Catbama Care be abolished and the invasion of Felixicans be halted? We can only hope.
 tib gubb: king of asshole ridge
 wolfpk: That gray striped cat sucks. He had the high ground and still lost.
 a robot: All the cats fight over the nose-scratching stick, it's the best stick for scratching noses
 ThatGuy: There can be only one!
 Robespierre: Dominating.
 scribbs: This cracked me up =D
 Mexico: Changing of the guard at Fort Asshole.
 hajjpodge: And now his Watch is ended.
 Scoo: Meet the new king, same as the old king
Image 174700   04-21-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
330
 
 Felicity: At first I thought it was a face and the gap between the arm, chest, and knee was the mouth
 Ronick: Future hooters employee
 hajjpodge: Abort it.
 Wet farts: Womb stone
 sparename: Is this how Mount Rushmore started?
 Scoo: Somewhere in Kansas?
 Ulillillia: @Urn BooUrn If it's some kind of abortion protest, then yes.
 Urn BooUrn: Something something, Chuck Norris.
Image 174699   04-21-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
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