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254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

254111  Nope: @jochenau Most of them are broken inside regardless..

254107  jochenau: When @a robot met @Annoying Vegan

254110  jochenau: Those twins are a crime documentary in the making.

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253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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 Mr. Butt: @fanny that's so goddamn adorable :D
 fanny: @Mr. Butt lol he kinda was of the children's division... we shared a cube wall and if i ever needed help finding a service for a client he always had the answer :) another bonus was that he would bring me in extra tomatoes from his garden :)
 UltraBeverly: Even the unborn of others are an inconvenience.
 addend: (Remains in seat. Offers a Yankees cap.)
 msmstud: @Ulillillia @WTF @Mr. Butt @Aemuli -- Yeah, bastard high-five!
 msmstud: @kinggheedra @fanny @Mr. Butt -- I salute you, rare decent people.
 Aemuli: Pro tip: it is also requested that if she accepts you are supposed to get out of the seat, not have her sit on your lap, unfortunately.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny And that older disabled coworker? Albert Einstein!
 fanny: years ago when i was pregnant with my first kiddo i was heading into work at the county office building... an older disabled coworker of mine tripped and fell, i rushed to help him, about 20 other people walked by as i struggled to get him to his feet. I lost a lot of faith in humanity at that moment.
 kinggheedra: Yes, people do abandon common courtesy because of sports rivalries.
 WTF: I thought the rule is to never ask or assume a woman is pregnant?
 Ulillillia: Take that, team in a different city from the one in which I live!
 Mr. Butt: ...but, seriously, don't make a pregnant woman's day harder because of baseball, that would be ludicrous.
Image 174613   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 pusha p: Frank Booth would like to buy you dinner
 Bluetocracy: PBR is a more health-conscious choice than White Castle.
 annterland: This actually IS the solution to my dinner problem. Thanks Beer!
 tritium: Well, chemically speaking.
Image 174612   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
 Entertainmentalist: Is cold day when doggo wear ushanka.
 Vault Dweller: In Soviet Russia, dog housebreak YOU
 addend: Staysi.
 Ulillillia: Hey Nikita, is it cold
 enfanta: "He's an East German shepherd. Very disciplined." (Steven Wright)
 thecraftywolf: when even puppers must borkf for the good of the country
 SomeCanadian: Borkfski
Image 174611   04-21-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
 Niels Bohr: The man had terrible fashion but great cars
 grizzly: @Robespierre and his white whale!
 Vivian: Howdy, Hunter.
Image 174610   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 tib gubb: sorry. @jochenau i think that's a tenderloin in mushroom gravy
 jochenau: I can't even tell what the food in that first picture is supposed to be. A small carcass with potato slices and green onion?
 Peach: Please eat a fruit or vegetable on payday. -Mom
 copunter: not shown: day before quadruple bypass
 WaffleIron: Perhaps if this picture came with your pay stub you could learn to budget accordingly.
Image 174609   04-21-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
 Entertainmentalist: Seems like they could've made Noelle slightly less creepy. It only gets worse, when folks aren't careful about cleaning-up the lube used for birthing exercises properly, she can get infested with ants.
 UltraBeverly: Oh god it squirts
 ch: it's always the last place you look
 illBilliam: Worst Fleshlight product ever!
 Science: You know that someone, somewhere has had relations with this dummy.
 addend: No Red Sox hat. They'll do fine.
 Borkf: Her intimate area looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
 Spazstatic: What people wearing "vagina inspector" shirts actually believe.
 kinggheedra: Keep screaming but god won't answer
 DarkTeddy: I like how the face is making the same expression as the baby leaving region
 Ulillillia: how is babby formed
 enfanta: @Peach BWAHAhahaha!
 Mr. Butt: I wasn't aware that Pac Man Fever was an STD.
 annterland: @Meow a little...too real.
 Peach: She looks like she's singing a duet with her crotch.
 WTF: Almost as confusing and frightening as the real thing!
 Urn BooUrn: Yup, that's a medical dummy alright.
 A duck: Yep, there that is.
 Meow: Real dolls are taking things a little too far
 enfanta: Hey! No peeking!
Image 174608   04-21-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
 waterudoin: Now THIS is what I call 'overkill'
 Skaalar: Everyday. EVERYDAY. I find something new that I want to incorporate into my funeral.
 Dan Tagonistic: You let Dougal do a Funeral?
 Peach: Wedding Crashers 2: Funeral Crashers
 tritium: My funeral will never be this metal.
 A duck: Death at a Funeral 2
 tib gubb: this is where tha magic happens
 WaffleIron: Just another day on the streets of (subjects hometown here)
Image 174607   04-21-17   Uploaded by    redrex
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 ch: Samuel J. Squirrel is Detective Greenleaf Q. Pastabilities in ... NUTSSSSSSSSS II: THE NUTSENING
 Peach: @enfanta EXACTLY!
 enfanta: @Peach I can almost hear him panting and muttering to himself "okay, think! Who would want you dead?!"
 Peach: I'm not the only one who sees a pistol in his hand, am I?
 Scoo: Secret Squirrel
 karmakat: the nut's thief went this way...we will corner him by the green house.
 SomeCanadian: Yep. That's a squirrel
Image 174605   04-21-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
 Scoo: He look like a duck
 magicmormon: Quack, damn you.
 A duck: same
 champeen: They sort of have more of a mutton chops vibe to them anyway
 Off Topic: He has side burns like Trump has hair.
 tib gubb: the system works, people
 Koopa: It's alright, he's so rich he can just bribe his way back in.
Image 174604   04-21-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
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