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268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

268567  trelyate: Gyarados was almost named Skulkraken

268574  trelyate: she is brave enough to sit there

268586  Prostata: bartenders hate this one weird trick!

268589  Prostata: Vegas Golden Doggoknight

268577  Not A Bot: I put it on like a ghost costume and everybody shits in the pool.

268593  fumbduck: Is this snake dog venomous?

268591  fumbduck: Don't ask, then.

268571  VeeKay: Aka 'how I avoided the death penalty on holiday'.

268589  barfolomew: Sport dog is happy to be included.

268575  VeeKay: A Yahoo Broken Tufter

268585  MrBoffo: Where'dshego?

268586  MrBoffo: Just ring when you want to be totally ignored, asshole

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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 Mr. Butt: @fanny that's so goddamn adorable :D
 fanny: @Mr. Butt lol he kinda was of the children's division... we shared a cube wall and if i ever needed help finding a service for a client he always had the answer :) another bonus was that he would bring me in extra tomatoes from his garden :)
 UltraBeverly: Even the unborn of others are an inconvenience.
 addend: (Remains in seat. Offers a Yankees cap.)
 msmstud: @Ulillillia @WTF @Mr. Butt @Aemuli -- Yeah, bastard high-five!
 msmstud: @kinggheedra @fanny @Mr. Butt -- I salute you, rare decent people.
 Aemuli: Pro tip: it is also requested that if she accepts you are supposed to get out of the seat, not have her sit on your lap, unfortunately.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny And that older disabled coworker? Albert Einstein!
 fanny: years ago when i was pregnant with my first kiddo i was heading into work at the county office building... an older disabled coworker of mine tripped and fell, i rushed to help him, about 20 other people walked by as i struggled to get him to his feet. I lost a lot of faith in humanity at that moment.
 kinggheedra: Yes, people do abandon common courtesy because of sports rivalries.
 WTF: I thought the rule is to never ask or assume a woman is pregnant?
 Ulillillia: Take that, team in a different city from the one in which I live!
 Mr. Butt: ...but, seriously, don't make a pregnant woman's day harder because of baseball, that would be ludicrous.
Image 174613   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
237
 
 pusha p: Frank Booth would like to buy you dinner
 Bluetocracy: PBR is a more health-conscious choice than White Castle.
 annterland: This actually IS the solution to my dinner problem. Thanks Beer!
 tritium: Well, chemically speaking.
Image 174612   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
437
 
 Entertainmentalist: Is cold day when doggo wear ushanka.
 Vault Dweller: In Soviet Russia, dog housebreak YOU
 addend: Staysi.
 Ulillillia: Hey Nikita, is it cold
 enfanta: "He's an East German shepherd. Very disciplined." (Steven Wright)
 thecraftywolf: when even puppers must borkf for the good of the country
 SomeCanadian: Borkfski
Image 174611   04-21-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
333
 
 Niels Bohr: The man had terrible fashion but great cars
 grizzly: @Robespierre and his white whale!
 Vivian: Howdy, Hunter.
Image 174610   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
186
 
 tib gubb: sorry. @jochenau i think that's a tenderloin in mushroom gravy
 jochenau: I can't even tell what the food in that first picture is supposed to be. A small carcass with potato slices and green onion?
 Peach: Please eat a fruit or vegetable on payday. -Mom
 copunter: not shown: day before quadruple bypass
 WaffleIron: Perhaps if this picture came with your pay stub you could learn to budget accordingly.
Image 174609   04-21-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
334
 
 Entertainmentalist: Seems like they could've made Noelle slightly less creepy. It only gets worse, when folks aren't careful about cleaning-up the lube used for birthing exercises properly, she can get infested with ants.
 UltraBeverly: Oh god it squirts
 ch: it's always the last place you look
 illBilliam: Worst Fleshlight product ever!
 Science: You know that someone, somewhere has had relations with this dummy.
 addend: No Red Sox hat. They'll do fine.
 Borkf: Her intimate area looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
 Spazstatic: What people wearing "vagina inspector" shirts actually believe.
 kinggheedra: Keep screaming but god won't answer
 DarkTeddy: I like how the face is making the same expression as the baby leaving region
 Ulillillia: how is babby formed
 enfanta: @Peach BWAHAhahaha!
 Mr. Butt: I wasn't aware that Pac Man Fever was an STD.
 annterland: @Meow a little...too real.
 Peach: She looks like she's singing a duet with her crotch.
 WTF: Almost as confusing and frightening as the real thing!
 Urn BooUrn: Yup, that's a medical dummy alright.
 A duck: Yep, there that is.
 Meow: Real dolls are taking things a little too far
 enfanta: Hey! No peeking!
Image 174608   04-21-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
540
 
 waterudoin: Now THIS is what I call 'overkill'
 Skaalar: Everyday. EVERYDAY. I find something new that I want to incorporate into my funeral.
 Dan Tagonistic: You let Dougal do a Funeral?
 Peach: Wedding Crashers 2: Funeral Crashers
 tritium: My funeral will never be this metal.
 A duck: Death at a Funeral 2
 tib gubb: this is where tha magic happens
 WaffleIron: Just another day on the streets of (subjects hometown here)
Image 174607   04-21-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Image 174606 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Baby Jesus. We'll pray for you, Baby Jesus.
Score:
352
 
 ch: Samuel J. Squirrel is Detective Greenleaf Q. Pastabilities in ... NUTSSSSSSSSS II: THE NUTSENING
 Peach: @enfanta EXACTLY!
 enfanta: @Peach I can almost hear him panting and muttering to himself "okay, think! Who would want you dead?!"
 Peach: I'm not the only one who sees a pistol in his hand, am I?
 Scoo: Secret Squirrel
 karmakat: the nut's thief went this way...we will corner him by the green house.
 SomeCanadian: Yep. That's a squirrel
Image 174605   04-21-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
658
 
 Scoo: He look like a duck
 magicmormon: Quack, damn you.
 A duck: same
 champeen: They sort of have more of a mutton chops vibe to them anyway
 Off Topic: He has side burns like Trump has hair.
 tib gubb: the system works, people
 Koopa: It's alright, he's so rich he can just bribe his way back in.
Image 174604   04-21-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
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