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227926  Aufziehvogel: @tokyopig : you've got a bigger hous - so what?

227937  Shay: Listeria is no laughing matter *fufufufufufufu*

227949  Not A Bot: That's my fetish.

227944  Shay: The government shutdown is already taking its toll.

227902  ThoughtlessGentleman: you could probably tone this down i mean cosplay wizard with authentic flaming skull doesnt really add anything to this message.

227919  ThoughtlessGentleman: after 19mm or 3/4" it kinda gets bigger by itself currently at 40mm.

227931  ThoughtlessGentleman: @Robespierre nope i think the cat is upset they gave it a perm. it doesnt appreciate.

227942  Peter Pantsless: "You owe me five bucks!"

226969  Mr Bleak: At least we know where BILL DOOR is today.

227913  charlemagne: support the judges, you'll need them to overthrow the troops loyal to president booth

227926  WTF: It's awfully red.

227939  Himesama: Well now I will!

227939  UnknownSample: That's all I want to do now.

227927  bug: @tokyopig I never knew it was possible to experience advertising envy until this moment.

227939  charlemagne: just let the actions flow through your body, become the act of parking

226989  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay Nope: the lever. Mole grips are all based on applications of a lever (and so is the wheel, in a way).

227000  Mr Bleak: After the collapse of Wayne Enterprises Batman had to make economies.

227939  BavidDowie: You just lost the Game.

227938  Prostata: or you could just pay russian hookers like donny did

227929  Urn BooUrn: happy borfday!

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227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.

227801 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227726 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*

227816 Felicity: Now he looks like ALF

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227720 apoxia: ummmm... No thanks?

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!



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 3. Scoo: 3761 points
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 5. Not A Bot: 3238 points
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 7. cenecia: 2071 points
 8. Side Boob: 2010 points
 9. Emoji: 1915 points
10. whaleshark: 1740 points
11. Morn Bumbies: 1737 points
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15. EndlessVanity: 1650 points
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Image 174584 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by nathan. We'll pray for you, nathan.
Score:
273
 
 Teechur: More like "Nonexistent Boy" There are no dings in the walls, nothing's broken. It's clean....
Image 174583   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
413
 
 XLY: Perfect form
 dangerkeith3000: Jesus is the all-time Wine Pong champion! You can do it JC! One more cup! JC! JC! JC!
 TurkeyVulture: Where's the Lord's spaghetti?
 Teechur: Shouldn't we all be standing at the same end of the table?
 sparename: "You didn't book ahead, this one is reserved..."
Image 174582   04-21-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Image 174581 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Handyman. You have brought shame on us, Handyman.
Score:
495
 
 Amy Housewine: Cowborkf.
 FireBreathingMarmot: William Wegman married Jeff Foxworthy's sister and had a photographer.
 SpaceCow: FarmerDogsOnly.com
 enfanta: Whymaraner.
 Mr. Shine: Whut in tarnation?
 Robespierre: Gettin' ready to go Messin' With Sasquatch.
 sparename: Another New Order video that I haven't seen
Image 174580   04-21-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
645
 
 a robot: Better without caption/watermark
 Teechur: The one on the left is missing the joke. The one on the right is missing something else.
 mrwiffler: It's just you.
Image 174579   04-21-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
250
 
 Mr. Shine: Shhhh, only dreams now.
 tib gubb: fish lips
Image 174578   04-21-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
328
 
 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z I too hope that this was a piece of writing, but if this is your current situation, I wish you well.
 tokyopig: @Dr Awkward [punchy Stalone voice] Adrian!? Adrian!
 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z I too hope that this was a piece of writing, but if this is your current situation, I wish you well.
 Dr Awkward: @tokyopig [slow clap]
 a robot: @Bu7Z I mean we all joke around here but I hope you are ok. You can call 13 11 14 in Australia if you need help. The Spaceship helps its friends *virtual robot hug*
 thecraftywolf: @Bu7Z that was a bit deep i hope that's not actually true if it was i wish you the best of luck with friendly spaceship rehab
 Bu7Z: 'Teach your children about drugs, before someone else does.' Was an ad campaign I applied to model for. I was rejected... 'But!' I cried 'I'm actually a drug dealer!' I've educated more kids about drugs than the phys-ed class you take indoors...
 Bu7Z: Now days it's all 'well I had one E on Friday but had a couple on Saturday.., then another... I don't know, must have been Sunday morning.. Felt fine Monday. Then for no reason come Tuesday just wanted to watch the world burn, looking for a sturdy beam to hang myself from... But it's nothing to do with the drugs.., that was days ago..,
 Bu7Z: Suicide Tuesday. Nuff said. I was all about speed when I was young, unemployed, and curious. But a mad night out on Saturday meant a head fuck of a Sunday.
 Bu7Z: Edmonton get me started on MDMA... The MA is meth amphetamine, and I've heard many kids be like 'ohh I'd never smoke meth!' And then drop a couple of e's... Like you realise that your own liver is taking that MDMA and breaking it down as best it can an producing meth amphetamine...
 Bu7Z: We've all been there, take more drugs than your body knows what to do with..., vomit, look in the mirror.., and look like everyone else on the dance floor.. Or couch, or whatever, and realise you've become one of them. Finally I feel like I'm a part of something. We're all as poisoned as each other, it's all good...
 tokyopig: Someone should tell this seal that clubbing is bad for seals.
Image 174577   04-21-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
108
 
 Robespierre: @tokyopig Big-ass rock gonna come rollin' down those stairs at any moment now...
 tokyopig: At last, we've found the fabled tomb of Bruce Willis.
Image 174576   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
567
 
 Robespierre: Next Week's Episode: "It's Not You, It's ME!"
 Bu7Z: Sums up every relationship I've ever had.
 El Barto: The Aggronaut Motto.
Image 174575   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
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