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188103  Scoo: He took his chick to the Botanic Gardens - classy

188106  Winterneuro: Can't get anywhere near this close anymore.

188105  ThoughtlessGentleman: My what big eyes you have.

188030  raditzu: rule 34

188003  Rat-Butt: I know I should body shame, but instead of burning wheat, try eating some of it first. Girl, you don't look healthy...

188107  Ulillillia: Fake. Cat would have knocked that drink on the floor.

188008  Rat-Butt: I like this bear. He mak s me feel all warm and cuddly

188107  WTF: "So tell me, what do you think of the critique of pure reason?"

188010  Rat-Butt: Stiff as a board, light as a feather...stiff as a board, light as a feather...damnit, Jean, stop moving around!

188095  Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward A long time ago I went to Nowhere, Nebraska, USA with my dad on what was supposed to be a hunting trip, but I was all "that's lame, I'm doing astronomy instead." Aaaand that's the main reason I hate where I live so much. I can't see shit. Unless it's really clear I can't even see all of Orion, and I can NEVER see all of Ursa Major. Shit, the goddamn water tower is brighter than Venus

188110  dobbiesdoogs: nice try

188092  Ulillillia: @jazzjunkie your grandfather was a bastard son born in the North? Rad.

188107  Warrax: Looks like somebody's getting some you-know-what tonight.

188068  raditzu: good they have windscreen...

188014  Rat-Butt: That cat is like "Bitch, you better be backing up with that camera" Dog is like,"Be cool, back up...and RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

188087  dobbiesdoogs: ring-tailed pupper

188097  Warrax: "Global warming my ass! The water's fine!"

188016  Rat-Butt: Damn nose bleeds...

188017  Rat-Butt: Those cows aren't trying cheer him up...one of them finished reading "How to Serve Dogs"!

188092  Dr Awkward: @jazzjunkie your grandfather was a bastard son born in the North? Rad.

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188089 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice It's just too slow for me. I like the art, I like the characters, the stories are good enough, the action sequences kick ass...but then the protagonist spends an entire episode face down on the ground and nothing of note happens. SKIP! It's like reading Moby Dick; you can skip most of it and still get the point.

188035 hajjpodge: 5/12

187969 wolfpk: Because waterfalls are for wooses!

187956 2Berries: I've almost earned my 5 gallon pin

187911 RiderFan: Heavy Rolla

187981 carpwoman: I don't think this is real.

187973 Wet farts: Doesn't it get old having to move that every time you need to open the tailgate?

187972 piranharama: @WTF I saw Demolition Man, it's just a trio of sea shells.

187979 Peter Pantsless: @werterland @piranharama Yeah they're pretty huge. Females can have a wingspan of about 2.5m. Also they're pretty and they ALWAYS wanna cracker

188067 Felicity: Like #188068, a 1980s future we no longer have access to



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Score:
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 a robot: Better without caption/watermark
 Teechur: The one on the left is missing the joke. The one on the right is missing something else.
 mrwiffler: It's just you.
Image 174579   04-21-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
250
 
 Mr. Shine: Shhhh, only dreams now.
 tib gubb: fish lips
Image 174578   04-21-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
300
 
 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z I too hope that this was a piece of writing, but if this is your current situation, I wish you well.
 tokyopig: @Dr Awkward [punchy Stalone voice] Adrian!? Adrian!
 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z I too hope that this was a piece of writing, but if this is your current situation, I wish you well.
 Dr Awkward: @tokyopig [slow clap]
 a robot: @Bu7Z I mean we all joke around here but I hope you are ok. You can call 13 11 14 in Australia if you need help. The Spaceship helps its friends *virtual robot hug*
 thecraftywolf: @Bu7Z that was a bit deep i hope that's not actually true if it was i wish you the best of luck with friendly spaceship rehab
 Bu7Z: 'Teach your children about drugs, before someone else does.' Was an ad campaign I applied to model for. I was rejected... 'But!' I cried 'I'm actually a drug dealer!' I've educated more kids about drugs than the phys-ed class you take indoors...
 Bu7Z: Now days it's all 'well I had one E on Friday but had a couple on Saturday.., then another... I don't know, must have been Sunday morning.. Felt fine Monday. Then for no reason come Tuesday just wanted to watch the world burn, looking for a sturdy beam to hang myself from... But it's nothing to do with the drugs.., that was days ago..,
 Bu7Z: Suicide Tuesday. Nuff said. I was all about speed when I was young, unemployed, and curious. But a mad night out on Saturday meant a head fuck of a Sunday.
 Bu7Z: Edmonton get me started on MDMA... The MA is meth amphetamine, and I've heard many kids be like 'ohh I'd never smoke meth!' And then drop a couple of e's... Like you realise that your own liver is taking that MDMA and breaking it down as best it can an producing meth amphetamine...
 Bu7Z: We've all been there, take more drugs than your body knows what to do with..., vomit, look in the mirror.., and look like everyone else on the dance floor.. Or couch, or whatever, and realise you've become one of them. Finally I feel like I'm a part of something. We're all as poisoned as each other, it's all good...
 tokyopig: Someone should tell this seal that clubbing is bad for seals.
Image 174577   04-21-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
108
 
 Robespierre: @tokyopig Big-ass rock gonna come rollin' down those stairs at any moment now...
 tokyopig: At last, we've found the fabled tomb of Bruce Willis.
Image 174576   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
478
 
 Robespierre: Next Week's Episode: "It's Not You, It's ME!"
 Bu7Z: Sums up every relationship I've ever had.
 El Barto: The Aggronaut Motto.
Image 174575   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
296
 
 Theimposter: Something something something trendy atheism.
 Robespierre: @Bu7Z Are you making a shameless push for Purple?
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z the guy who's a born into money, and had his own reality TV show, that guy will be the most powerful person in the whole world.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig But yes. I'm not as messed up as I think I am, mainly because I'm not as messed up as I think the world is. And fuck me if it isn't as about as fucked up as it could get. Really the one thing that convinces me that I'm not 'the solipsist' is that the world is far more fucked up than even I could imagine.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig if the world is as messed up as @sparename eating shoes, then by definition any solipsist is as messed up as the world.
 Bu7Z: @sparename, nope. I just imagine you eat shoes.
 sparename: @tokyopig @Bu7Z "I eat shoes"
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Counterargument: Its possible that epistemological solipsism is the reason why you're not as messed up as you think you are.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z also try to visualise 4th dimensional solid objects appearing as slices in three dimentional space. I blame this up there with solipsism as why I am as messed up as I am.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig as far as 'reasons to go insane' I think contemplating infinity as one of the most noble. So consider any number to the power of infinity. Or better yet infinity to the power of infinity... So the number of integers is infinite, and the number of real numbers between each integer is infinite, therefore the number of real numbers is infinite squared. But how is any one 'infinite' more than Another 'infinite'? Consider this long and deep enough and you will go mad.
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Well there must be higher powers, because otherwise we would have no quadratic function, no cubic function, no quadric function etc... In fact, the strange thing would to believe in only polynomials of degree 1. The devil's in the linearity.
 Bu7Z: @El Barto Write the note, then set fire to it. If there is someone who is supposed to read it they will, otherwise we should all just get on with our lives assuming that there is no 'higher power'
 tokyopig: The fake postage and ink stamping written in with marker really sells me on the existence of Jewish Armadillo.
 El Barto: @Bu7Z Who should we address it to? Now that Chris Hitchens is gone.....Bill Gates? He seems like a cool dude.
 tritium: The sum total of Amber, Megan and Kristin's knowledge of Yiddish.
 Bu7Z: Dear non existent God, we atheists just want things to be not as fucked up as they are, like can we please not kill people in the name of gods that probably don't exist? Also, would it be too hard to recognise any human life as just as valid as any other regardless of what that human believes? That would be great thanks.
 ASTER: Hey, Judaism has plenty of recognizable characters! Tommy Pickles, Rose Lalonde, uh, Abaddon. Moses.
Image 174574   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
260
 
 jazzjunkie: @Bu7Z poo tee weet?
 zodiacflash: Disneyland Siberia
 Bu7Z: So it goes.
 Bu7Z: Dresden.
 tib gubb: live action vampire hunter movie looking good
 jazzjunkie: This could've been magical
Image 174573   04-21-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
156
 
 karmakat: @SunWukong i guess i got you deaf then.
 SunWukong: @karmakat I could explain further, but you are shouting. Good bye.
 karmakat: @SunWukong one GIANT problem with your speech. I have SELF-ESTEEM and won't stoop so low to GIVE POOP TO PEOPLE. and I say that as a salesman.
 SunWukong: @karmakat If you've found someone to sell it to, you've found someone who doesn't think it's crap. If you make money, you've found quite a few.
 karmakat: @SunWukong okay then i guess everyone should make side money by selling their kid's arts and their drugged relative's too.
 SunWukong: @Bu7Z most art "back then" was crap. The Renaissance churned out innumerably more hacks than geniuses. Just that they did not end up in national galleries.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z doesn't mean art now days ain't shit though. Sigh...
 Bu7Z: @SunWukong that's quite a deep coment on the nature of reality and art. If art now was the same as art 'back then' then it wouldn't be art would it?
 SunWukong: @karmakat wouldn't make much sense if it were. The world isn't.
 karmakat: art is really not what it used to be...
Image 174572   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
558
 
 addend: In Soviet Russia, the Colonel takes orders from /you/.
 Bu7Z: Yes it is other Barry, yes it is.
 tokyopig: I gotta Putin my Lenin's out to dry, I'll Khrushchev with you later.
Image 174571   04-21-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
467
 
 addend: Instructions unclear. Circumcised whale with sushi knife.
 yev: should be on a high school curriculum
 Bu7Z: That's pretty comprehensive.
 tokyopig: [looks this up on Amazon] ohhh myy gawwwwwd!
Image 174570   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
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