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192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

192454  Sage: Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad. But only a little. Puns are usually bad.

192461  wolfpk: Trust me, hounds are stupid. I will have your back!

192461  Dr Awkward: @tib gubb sneaky asshole versus gives-zero-fucks asshole

192463  Sage: Hanging in effigy is not an appropriate response to anything. Understandable, but not appropriate.

192417  Jabberwikket: And how do they sign it ? Dick move Nine Ten Dos, Dick move....

192420  redmonkey3: Nevermind... ceasing to comment - probably - until less sick in sinuses

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 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z I too hope that this was a piece of writing, but if this is your current situation, I wish you well.
 tokyopig: @Dr Awkward [punchy Stalone voice] Adrian!? Adrian!
 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z I too hope that this was a piece of writing, but if this is your current situation, I wish you well.
 Dr Awkward: @tokyopig [slow clap]
 a robot: @Bu7Z I mean we all joke around here but I hope you are ok. You can call 13 11 14 in Australia if you need help. The Spaceship helps its friends *virtual robot hug*
 thecraftywolf: @Bu7Z that was a bit deep i hope that's not actually true if it was i wish you the best of luck with friendly spaceship rehab
 Bu7Z: 'Teach your children about drugs, before someone else does.' Was an ad campaign I applied to model for. I was rejected... 'But!' I cried 'I'm actually a drug dealer!' I've educated more kids about drugs than the phys-ed class you take indoors...
 Bu7Z: Now days it's all 'well I had one E on Friday but had a couple on Saturday.., then another... I don't know, must have been Sunday morning.. Felt fine Monday. Then for no reason come Tuesday just wanted to watch the world burn, looking for a sturdy beam to hang myself from... But it's nothing to do with the drugs.., that was days ago..,
 Bu7Z: Suicide Tuesday. Nuff said. I was all about speed when I was young, unemployed, and curious. But a mad night out on Saturday meant a head fuck of a Sunday.
 Bu7Z: Edmonton get me started on MDMA... The MA is meth amphetamine, and I've heard many kids be like 'ohh I'd never smoke meth!' And then drop a couple of e's... Like you realise that your own liver is taking that MDMA and breaking it down as best it can an producing meth amphetamine...
 Bu7Z: We've all been there, take more drugs than your body knows what to do with..., vomit, look in the mirror.., and look like everyone else on the dance floor.. Or couch, or whatever, and realise you've become one of them. Finally I feel like I'm a part of something. We're all as poisoned as each other, it's all good...
 tokyopig: Someone should tell this seal that clubbing is bad for seals.
Image 174577   04-21-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
108
 
 Robespierre: @tokyopig Big-ass rock gonna come rollin' down those stairs at any moment now...
 tokyopig: At last, we've found the fabled tomb of Bruce Willis.
Image 174576   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
478
 
 Robespierre: Next Week's Episode: "It's Not You, It's ME!"
 Bu7Z: Sums up every relationship I've ever had.
 El Barto: The Aggronaut Motto.
Image 174575   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
296
 
 Theimposter: Something something something trendy atheism.
 Robespierre: @Bu7Z Are you making a shameless push for Purple?
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z the guy who's a born into money, and had his own reality TV show, that guy will be the most powerful person in the whole world.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig But yes. I'm not as messed up as I think I am, mainly because I'm not as messed up as I think the world is. And fuck me if it isn't as about as fucked up as it could get. Really the one thing that convinces me that I'm not 'the solipsist' is that the world is far more fucked up than even I could imagine.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig if the world is as messed up as @sparename eating shoes, then by definition any solipsist is as messed up as the world.
 Bu7Z: @sparename, nope. I just imagine you eat shoes.
 sparename: @tokyopig @Bu7Z "I eat shoes"
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Counterargument: Its possible that epistemological solipsism is the reason why you're not as messed up as you think you are.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z also try to visualise 4th dimensional solid objects appearing as slices in three dimentional space. I blame this up there with solipsism as why I am as messed up as I am.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig as far as 'reasons to go insane' I think contemplating infinity as one of the most noble. So consider any number to the power of infinity. Or better yet infinity to the power of infinity... So the number of integers is infinite, and the number of real numbers between each integer is infinite, therefore the number of real numbers is infinite squared. But how is any one 'infinite' more than Another 'infinite'? Consider this long and deep enough and you will go mad.
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Well there must be higher powers, because otherwise we would have no quadratic function, no cubic function, no quadric function etc... In fact, the strange thing would to believe in only polynomials of degree 1. The devil's in the linearity.
 Bu7Z: @El Barto Write the note, then set fire to it. If there is someone who is supposed to read it they will, otherwise we should all just get on with our lives assuming that there is no 'higher power'
 tokyopig: The fake postage and ink stamping written in with marker really sells me on the existence of Jewish Armadillo.
 El Barto: @Bu7Z Who should we address it to? Now that Chris Hitchens is gone.....Bill Gates? He seems like a cool dude.
 tritium: The sum total of Amber, Megan and Kristin's knowledge of Yiddish.
 Bu7Z: Dear non existent God, we atheists just want things to be not as fucked up as they are, like can we please not kill people in the name of gods that probably don't exist? Also, would it be too hard to recognise any human life as just as valid as any other regardless of what that human believes? That would be great thanks.
 ASTER: Hey, Judaism has plenty of recognizable characters! Tommy Pickles, Rose Lalonde, uh, Abaddon. Moses.
Image 174574   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
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 jazzjunkie: @Bu7Z poo tee weet?
 zodiacflash: Disneyland Siberia
 Bu7Z: So it goes.
 Bu7Z: Dresden.
 tib gubb: live action vampire hunter movie looking good
 jazzjunkie: This could've been magical
Image 174573   04-21-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
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 karmakat: @SunWukong i guess i got you deaf then.
 SunWukong: @karmakat I could explain further, but you are shouting. Good bye.
 karmakat: @SunWukong one GIANT problem with your speech. I have SELF-ESTEEM and won't stoop so low to GIVE POOP TO PEOPLE. and I say that as a salesman.
 SunWukong: @karmakat If you've found someone to sell it to, you've found someone who doesn't think it's crap. If you make money, you've found quite a few.
 karmakat: @SunWukong okay then i guess everyone should make side money by selling their kid's arts and their drugged relative's too.
 SunWukong: @Bu7Z most art "back then" was crap. The Renaissance churned out innumerably more hacks than geniuses. Just that they did not end up in national galleries.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z doesn't mean art now days ain't shit though. Sigh...
 Bu7Z: @SunWukong that's quite a deep coment on the nature of reality and art. If art now was the same as art 'back then' then it wouldn't be art would it?
 SunWukong: @karmakat wouldn't make much sense if it were. The world isn't.
 karmakat: art is really not what it used to be...
Image 174572   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
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 addend: In Soviet Russia, the Colonel takes orders from /you/.
 Bu7Z: Yes it is other Barry, yes it is.
 tokyopig: I gotta Putin my Lenin's out to dry, I'll Khrushchev with you later.
Image 174571   04-21-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
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 addend: Instructions unclear. Circumcised whale with sushi knife.
 yev: should be on a high school curriculum
 Bu7Z: That's pretty comprehensive.
 tokyopig: [looks this up on Amazon] ohhh myy gawwwwwd!
Image 174570   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
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 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z man, I'm all about the double post thisarvo. I blame my internet, running like a two legged dog...
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z also the one time motorhead appeared on 'the young ones' they performed 'ace of spades' so you can notice a common thread in my posts recently. (I know, the young ones images both got rejected so it's kinda hard to follow...)
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z also the one time motorhead appeared on 'the young ones' they performed 'ace of spades' so you can notice a common thread in my posts recently. (I know, the young ones images both got rejected so it's kinda hard to follow...)
 Bu7Z: @enfanta that's fine, it's a niche market. We have a music quiz show here in Australia, where one of the challenges is name the band and song but the person singing is using an unrelated text as the lyrics. This one time the guy paused for a moment and adjusted the mic stand so it was 7 foot high and pointed down, the contestant said 'oh I know this one, don't need to hear the song, it's motorhead.' And the quiz master, knowingly, said ohh but I neet the artist and the song... And the contestant said... 'Um.., ace of spades?' And won the point.
 enfanta: @Bu7Z I can't speak for anyone else but I've never knowingly listened to Motorhead. I could tell you were quoting something but it didn't mean anything to me. Sorry.
 Bu7Z: See I don't get this. Some lame comment about copper oxides and I've got more +1 than when I quoted motorheads ace of spades but switcheroo'd it to eight of spades. What the hell spaceship?
 Bu7Z: The water is that colour because of copper oxides.
Image 174569   04-21-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
247
 
 DarkTeddy: Needs more bevel effect
 thecraftywolf: @WaffleIron medical i replied to myself insert facepalm
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf medical i presume
 WaffleIron: @thecraftywolf : nope, but it looks like they do some cool stuff too. My robots are... dirtier.
 thecraftywolf: @WaffleIron entact?
 WaffleIron: @tokyopig : oh my! I too work at a robotics company! You're not in Toronto are you?
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z I work at a robotics company. I just sorta fell into the job looking for work as a programmer, I had no history in robotics before this and I still know jack dick about robotics specifically. I can however write competent, i.e. working code, which is an oddly underrepresented skill here. I mean, my god you should see the android app that Nikon expects you to use to connect to their expensive ass camera -- it's like it was made by an absolute beginner.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig dude you should rad @sports image. We totally used it to have a chat that has no relevance to anything.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig hehe, notice how this image has nothing to do with our convo, and no comments relating to the image. @sports I rad your image for no reason other than that i hijacked it. Cheers bro!
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig oh dare I ask? What is your product? (I was joking before about being a narc in your company so your secret is safe with me)
 Bu7Z: Either way im'a gonna get drunk, cause it's friday, I ain't got no work, and I ain't got shit to do!
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig salariman vs the hacker work ethic. Where here it's the Protestant vs the hacker work ethic. I'm so glad my new employer calls Friday a short shift, but still I'd much rather work 12 to 16 hour days when I've got something on my mind and then blow off a whole day when things are slow.
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Also Japanese workers aren't as vigilant as you'd think.... I was pretty shocked when I started working here at the number of people sleeping at their desks. There's this whole phony overtime thing too where you people don't want to leave until their boss does so they just fart and around socialize at the office until like 11pm or whatever. My work ethic is considerably tighter and less about appearances but I guess I do indulge in a fair amount of slack.
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Just release a fairly major update to our product's software, so I'm just sort of hovering back at the office while they confirm things are working at the site.
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z I am at work! And it's 4:31.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig (poke poke) ok you're an hour ahead of me (poke) but still it's what 4.30 there? (Poke) you at work? (All this time, posting drunk random stuff, I'm really a sleeper agent in tokyopigs company to see if he's off agrronaughting when he should be working)
Image 174568   04-21-17   Uploaded by    sports
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