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221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221577 Morpen Lungus: Stay classy Australia.

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts



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Score:
176
 
 XLY: Guy with ocarina makes ocarina while whistling an ocarina
 slurms: Your princess is in anther castle.
 Bast Relief: I've dated so many occasions players, for obvious reasons, but they always break my heart.
Image 174535   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
478
 
 SpaceCow: I don't care what Cobb says, purgatory doesn't look that bad.
 Bu7Z: Not just Morgan freeman but extremely Morgan freeman? @A duck *narration intensifies*
 Cami: Handyman special.
 A duck: *extremely Morgan Freeman voice* Well, it turns out Andy's dream of owning a hotel right on the beach down in Mexico wasn't such a good idea after all...
 ughjeez: Isn't that the guys trying to sell droids with bad motivators as "Like New"?
 wolfpk: The things that wash ashore!
 tib gubb: the ocean shows who's REALLY brutal
 a robot: YOU MANIACS etc
Image 174534   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
600
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Still wary.
 Bu7Z: Hmmpf. Paid good money for this portrait. Don't like it. Makes me look miserable. Humph. Terrible. Bah.
 apoxia: @wolfpk According to the interwebs these two are the actual models. The woman is Nan Wood Graham, the sister of the painter, and the man is Dr B.H. McKeeby, a dentist.
 zupobaloop: @wolfpk paintings.
 wolfpk: He's a perfect fit. Her face is to broad.
Image 174533   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
134
 
 Bu7Z: It'll turn you into a cyberman!
 Scoo: from JuniorDouche(tm)!
Image 174532   04-20-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
464
 
 Suburbanmom: I just went blind...
 jazzjunkie: Happy 4/20!
 enfanta: Got any moire of these?
 Mr. Shine: *gets seasick*
 Nope: Brains are neat and cool
 White Rice: This ones got a slow, soothing wave to it, and while that's less impact than the crazy ones, it's nice.
 a robot: GAHHHH
Image 174531   04-20-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
727
 
 RiderFan: Musicians like this are generally nice people.
 Science: @a robot: Damn it. Primus did Pure Imagination. They actually did an entire album based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
 Science: @a robot: Not Death metal, but grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=ab7jGl8dgRo
 White Rice: @tokyopig I was just responding to the request, not necessarily the image we've got here. I will say that metal probably has the most sub-types of any musical genre (with enough variety between types that it's actually valid (for the most part)). That said, I'm going to go be an edgelord (crap, that's going to get switched :-/) and get my Fear Factory CDs out, haven't listened to them in a while (Hammerfall too, but that's just fun stuff)
 tokyopig: @White Rice. *BLACK* metal. Yeesh.
 tokyopig: Autorad for Immortal. Also, @Scoo *BLACK* metal.
 White Rice: @Scoo I regret (not really) to inform you that there's already a death metal cover of everything. Yup, even THAT.
 a robot: @Scoo How about a death metal cover of "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka?
 a robot: @Peach I still like it
 Peach: @Scoo This is not what you requested youtube.com/…
 Scoo: A death metal cover of the Reading Rainbow theme would be amazeballs
Image 174530   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
542
 
 A duck: "There will be consequences for this..."
 Ironass: You clipped me like this. I will murder you in your sleep.
 Peach: Alpacat
 Urn BooUrn: Murder you, human.
 tib gubb: just me - a regular cat, doing regular cat things
 dobbiesdoogs: i thought odie was the dog
Image 174529   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
380
 
 Felicity: Maltron vs. the Buhvengers
 sassysass: im dead @Peter Pantsless
 Bu7Z: Looks a little like #174555
 Bu7Z: Looks a little like #174555
 jazzjunkie: Specially made for a computer scientist with an inside-out hand
 Unbathed: The letter "I" is above the space key. Single handed touch typing.
 slurms: 1,000 wpm.
 Peach: Still typing in only two dimensions, I see.
 Mr. Shine: Is this for typing with your buttcheeks?!
 Dr Awkward: "Hackers hate this one weird keyboard. Actually, EVERYONE hates it!"
 tib gubb: we call this model the "early retirement"
 Peter Pantsless: "mal" means "bad" or "wrong" or even "evil"
Image 174528   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
161
 
 ignatz: @Wooden Spoon Hilti couldn't have paid for a better advert.
 Wooden Spoon: @ignatz: "+" for the guy that knew they used a core drill.
 Wet farts: Drilling holes is boring.
 Scoo: Ocean's Something-or-other
 Mr. Shine: @piranharama Correct!
 piranharama: I think I recall reading about this heist. It was a bunch of old guys who wanted to pull one last job.
 XLY: This glory hole is weird
 ignatz: Core blimey
Image 174527   04-20-17   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
1060
 
 tib gubb: "better make myself look big!"
 Science: Look out lady! You've got a chupacabra behind you!
 Quackzy: I hope this cat gets photoshopped into some hilarious situations in the future
 Cami: Look at me...nuh nuh nuh.
 apoxia: Looking rad ladies.
 slurms: Cat hair is often use as a great substitute for horse hair. Most equestrians eat it before jumping fences.
 a robot: I radvoted this but I hope that kitty is ok
 Peter Pantsless: Cat is all "Get it together or we'll never finish the music video for 'Thriller'"
Image 174526   04-20-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
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