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258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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176
 
 XLY: Guy with ocarina makes ocarina while whistling an ocarina
 slurms: Your princess is in anther castle.
 Bast Relief: I've dated so many occasions players, for obvious reasons, but they always break my heart.
Image 174535   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
504
 
 SpaceCow: I don't care what Cobb says, purgatory doesn't look that bad.
 Bu7Z: Not just Morgan freeman but extremely Morgan freeman? @A duck *narration intensifies*
 Cami: Handyman special.
 A duck: *extremely Morgan Freeman voice* Well, it turns out Andy's dream of owning a hotel right on the beach down in Mexico wasn't such a good idea after all...
 ughjeez: Isn't that the guys trying to sell droids with bad motivators as "Like New"?
 wolfpk: The things that wash ashore!
 tib gubb: the ocean shows who's REALLY brutal
 a robot: YOU MANIACS etc
Image 174534   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
633
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Still wary.
 Bu7Z: Hmmpf. Paid good money for this portrait. Don't like it. Makes me look miserable. Humph. Terrible. Bah.
 apoxia: @wolfpk According to the interwebs these two are the actual models. The woman is Nan Wood Graham, the sister of the painter, and the man is Dr B.H. McKeeby, a dentist.
 zupobaloop: @wolfpk paintings.
 wolfpk: He's a perfect fit. Her face is to broad.
Image 174533   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
134
 
 Bu7Z: It'll turn you into a cyberman!
 Scoo: from JuniorDouche(tm)!
Image 174532   04-20-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
496
 
 Suburbanmom: I just went blind...
 jazzjunkie: Happy 4/20!
 enfanta: Got any moire of these?
 Mr. Shine: *gets seasick*
 Nope: Brains are neat and cool
 White Rice: This ones got a slow, soothing wave to it, and while that's less impact than the crazy ones, it's nice.
 a robot: GAHHHH
Image 174531   04-20-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
756
 
 RiderFan: Musicians like this are generally nice people.
 Science: @a robot: Damn it. Primus did Pure Imagination. They actually did an entire album based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
 Science: @a robot: Not Death metal, but grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=ab7jGl8dgRo
 White Rice: @tokyopig I was just responding to the request, not necessarily the image we've got here. I will say that metal probably has the most sub-types of any musical genre (with enough variety between types that it's actually valid (for the most part)). That said, I'm going to go be an edgelord (crap, that's going to get switched :-/) and get my Fear Factory CDs out, haven't listened to them in a while (Hammerfall too, but that's just fun stuff)
 tokyopig: @White Rice. *BLACK* metal. Yeesh.
 tokyopig: Autorad for Immortal. Also, @Scoo *BLACK* metal.
 White Rice: @Scoo I regret (not really) to inform you that there's already a death metal cover of everything. Yup, even THAT.
 a robot: @Scoo How about a death metal cover of "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka?
 a robot: @Peach I still like it
 Peach: @Scoo This is not what you requested youtube.com/…
 Scoo: A death metal cover of the Reading Rainbow theme would be amazeballs
Image 174530   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
572
 
 A duck: "There will be consequences for this..."
 Ironass: You clipped me like this. I will murder you in your sleep.
 Peach: Alpacat
 Urn BooUrn: Murder you, human.
 tib gubb: just me - a regular cat, doing regular cat things
 dobbiesdoogs: i thought odie was the dog
Image 174529   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
409
 
 trumpet: Maltron vs. the Buhvengers
 sassysass: im dead @Peter Pantsless
 Bu7Z: Looks a little like #174555
 Bu7Z: Looks a little like #174555
 jazzjunkie: Specially made for a computer scientist with an inside-out hand
 Unbathed: The letter "I" is above the space key. Single handed touch typing.
 slurms: 1,000 wpm.
 Peach: Still typing in only two dimensions, I see.
 Mr. Shine: Is this for typing with your buttcheeks?!
 Dr Awkward: "Hackers hate this one weird keyboard. Actually, EVERYONE hates it!"
 tib gubb: we call this model the "early retirement"
 Peter Pantsless: "mal" means "bad" or "wrong" or even "evil"
Image 174528   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
161
 
 ignatz: @Wooden Spoon Hilti couldn't have paid for a better advert.
 Wooden Spoon: @ignatz: "+" for the guy that knew they used a core drill.
 Wet farts: Drilling holes is boring.
 Scoo: Ocean's Something-or-other
 Mr. Shine: @piranharama Correct!
 piranharama: I think I recall reading about this heist. It was a bunch of old guys who wanted to pull one last job.
 XLY: This glory hole is weird
 ignatz: Core blimey
Image 174527   04-20-17   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
1088
 
 tib gubb: "better make myself look big!"
 Science: Look out lady! You've got a chupacabra behind you!
 Quackzy: I hope this cat gets photoshopped into some hilarious situations in the future
 Cami: Look at me...nuh nuh nuh.
 apoxia: Looking rad ladies.
 slurms: Cat hair is often use as a great substitute for horse hair. Most equestrians eat it before jumping fences.
 a robot: I radvoted this but I hope that kitty is ok
 Peter Pantsless: Cat is all "Get it together or we'll never finish the music video for 'Thriller'"
Image 174526   04-20-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
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