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221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221577 Morpen Lungus: Stay classy Australia.

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious



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Score:
769
 
 enfanta: @slurms how does a thing float under water?
 annterland: @slurms never heard that one growing up in AL
 slurms: The origin of the superstitious black cat comes from the Alabaman belief that cat paws float under water.
 a robot: @Scoo You got cat class and you got cat style
 dangerous dave: Brendan Gleason's body is just out of frame, but Peter Dinklage and Ralph Fiennes are in the next block.
 Scoo: I slink down the alley looking for a fight, howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night!
Image 174525   04-20-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
452
 
 Unbathed: A doll I can carry, the girl that I marry must be.
 slurms: Unfactual. That lizard didn't shoot anybody. I'd have proof, but they don't release evidence in an ongoing investigation.
 a robot: Lizard Cop seems like an Adult Swim show title
 bug: Now this is a Good Cop, Bad Cop film I can get behind
 Scoo: Now where did I put my badge? Hey! That lizard's got it!
 Annoying Vegan : About time someone got that darned chihuahua.
Image 174524   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
450
 
 Felicity: Its name is Nigel ha ha aw :-)
 SpaceCow: In other words, a normal Chihuahua.
 RiderFan: Chihuahua's are 50% tremble, and 50% hate.
 Blitheryn: Was there ever a chihuahua without serious anger issues?
 Peach: There really needs to be a dognip.
 flyingBEARfish: *exhales* I guess I can come out of my house now.
Image 174523   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
193
 
 Scoo: And now, young Vizio, you will die!
Image 174522   04-20-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
141
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 174521   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
510
 
 Suburbanmom: yes!
 Skaalar: This is what Atheists want. That or Taco Tuesday.
 mrwiffler: Otter destruction!
 hajjpodge: Get otter here.
 LurkedMoar: That otter do it
 Annoying Vegan : Then they smashed cars open with a rock on their bellies.
 dobbiesdoogs: you otter seek shelter
 SomeCanadian: The most adorable apocalypse ever.
Image 174520   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
518
 
 duchaschmeremol: still waiting for that report, lads!
 raditzu: which part of "till death do us part" didn't you fkin understand?
 dangerkeith3000: The Walking Dead: 20 years later
 wolfpk: You took to long.
 piranharama: Dooty and the Beast
 Mr. Butt: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doot
 dobbiesdoogs: he ain't dooty, he's my brother
 Scoo: I would greenlight this film
 SomeCanadian: He's dead Jim.
Image 174519   04-20-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
672
 
 mrwiffler: What pidgeon?
 jazzjunkie: This kills the bird.
 Bast Relief: Poser. He didn't catch no bird. He just found that feather and walks around like he some kinda badass.
 tib gubb: there used to be a bird here
 Scoo: BURRRP
 SomeCanadian: I made a friend. Then I eated him.
Image 174518   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
642
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: Tusk 2 better than the first
 Mr. Butt: Myth: Busted
 SomeCanadian: Borkfus?
Image 174517   04-20-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
384
 
 werterland: A cuddly baby tapir!
 Teechur: Cheeeeeese!
 Himesama: When someone eats my leftovers!
 SomeCanadian: This is the last time you leave grandpas teeth around for the tapir to steal.
Image 174516   04-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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