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258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

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258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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Score:
801
 
 enfanta: @slurms how does a thing float under water?
 annterland: @slurms never heard that one growing up in AL
 slurms: The origin of the superstitious black cat comes from the Alabaman belief that cat paws float under water.
 a robot: @Scoo You got cat class and you got cat style
 dangerous dave: Brendan Gleason's body is just out of frame, but Peter Dinklage and Ralph Fiennes are in the next block.
 Scoo: I slink down the alley looking for a fight, howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night!
Image 174525   04-20-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
452
 
 Unbathed: A doll I can carry, the girl that I marry must be.
 slurms: Unfactual. That lizard didn't shoot anybody. I'd have proof, but they don't release evidence in an ongoing investigation.
 a robot: Lizard Cop seems like an Adult Swim show title
 bug: Now this is a Good Cop, Bad Cop film I can get behind
 Scoo: Now where did I put my badge? Hey! That lizard's got it!
 Annoying Vegan : About time someone got that darned chihuahua.
Image 174524   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
479
 
 Prumbo: Its name is Nigel ha ha aw :-)
 SpaceCow: In other words, a normal Chihuahua.
 RiderFan: Chihuahua's are 50% tremble, and 50% hate.
 Blitheryn: Was there ever a chihuahua without serious anger issues?
 Peach: There really needs to be a dognip.
 flyingBEARfish: *exhales* I guess I can come out of my house now.
Image 174523   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
193
 
 Scoo: And now, young Vizio, you will die!
Image 174522   04-20-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
141
 
No comments yet.
Image 174521   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
539
 
 Suburbanmom: yes!
 Skaalar: This is what Atheists want. That or Taco Tuesday.
 mrwiffler: Otter destruction!
 hajjpodge: Get otter here.
 LurkedMoar: That otter do it
 Annoying Vegan : Then they smashed cars open with a rock on their bellies.
 dobbiesdoogs: you otter seek shelter
 SomeCanadian: The most adorable apocalypse ever.
Image 174520   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
518
 
 duchaschmeremol: still waiting for that report, lads!
 raditzu: which part of "till death do us part" didn't you fkin understand?
 au bon pain: The Walking Dead: 20 years later
 wolfpk: You took to long.
 piranharama: Dooty and the Beast
 Mr. Butt: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doot
 dobbiesdoogs: he ain't dooty, he's my brother
 Scoo: I would greenlight this film
 SomeCanadian: He's dead Jim.
Image 174519   04-20-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
703
 
 mrwiffler: What pidgeon?
 jazzjunkie: This kills the bird.
 Bast Relief: Poser. He didn't catch no bird. He just found that feather and walks around like he some kinda badass.
 tib gubb: there used to be a bird here
 Scoo: BURRRP
 SomeCanadian: I made a friend. Then I eated him.
Image 174518   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
671
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: Tusk 2 better than the first
 Mr. Butt: Myth: Busted
 SomeCanadian: Borkfus?
Image 174517   04-20-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
415
 
 werterland: A cuddly baby tapir!
 Teechur: Cheeeeeese!
 Himesama: When someone eats my leftovers!
 SomeCanadian: This is the last time you leave grandpas teeth around for the tapir to steal.
Image 174516   04-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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