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269198  WannaBee: @Mexico Take it away, Penny!

269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

269203  WannaBee: Asian Wednesday Adams

269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

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3. tib gubb
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

269098 DrNinjaman: The Hudge

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269165 AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"



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12. DogsRGreat: 1469 points
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14. blablabla: 1464 points
15. wolfskin: 1461 points
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Score:
1195
 
 Fullhouse: Or as crossword puzzle editors call it, oleo
 tib gubb: it may be a great value, but i don't appreciate the insult. can't beat the price, though...
 slurms: This is not not butter.
 Otterman: Radded for aggression
 annterland: @Dresdenkeogh @Scoo totally
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo I would eat it too.
 Scoo: I would buy something called just "Fuck You, It's Margarine"
Image 174448   04-20-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
391
 
 a robot: Must rad because of apparent robot hand at top left. *sniffle* It's just so BEAUTIFUL!
 Radstarboom: Ii... is this a..? This is a sex thing, isn't it?
 Scoo: We have all kinds of folks on The Spaceship
 A duck: I'm strangely unsettled by this.
 Unbathed: Paging Constable Dorfl ...
 funny in the wall: something about having a job that has to do with hands...
 SunWukong: Benneton ad.
 Micro Jackson: Hands across your desk
 CompletelyJoking: This is a job for Madge.
Image 174447   04-20-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
794
 
 realjon: The sarcasm here is not.
 SomeCanadian: The commentary here is subtle
Image 174446   04-20-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
928
 
 Hosebag: He's goose stepping.
 Dresdenkeogh: @fanny @SomeCanadian Brink: of my toilet seat. or Smart House: reeks of taco bell shits.
 fanny: @SomeCanadian why not both?
 SomeCanadian: Sick like a mid-90s Disney Channel movie? Or sick like dysentery?
Image 174445   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
358
 
 Nopetology: A fine specimen of the exceedingly rare Lesser Duskywinged Nopedactyl
 Micro Jackson: He gets bugs in his teeth. A lot.
 CompletelyJoking: Uh ... yyyyyyyyyyeah...
Image 174444   04-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
227
 
 Shay: @Noremak But the Penguin is still lurking around...
 Noremak: You can't. Ringling Bros. circus is closing down next month.
 Otterman: @Micro Jackson Maybe the carnies?
 Micro Jackson: Circus will give them back. Who wants your damn kids? Nobody, that's who
 fakeusername: Joke's on you, the circus is broke.
 potato: I ain't leavin' SHIT.
Image 174443   04-20-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
334
 
 doggggggie: Ughs: A Music War
 a robot: Tina Belcher approves
 Borkf: Still better than Uggs.
 Micro Jackson: If you take enough drugs, this makes sense
 fakeusername: Drugs take care of ughs, that's the point
 Snix: In my experience the first leads to the second.
 SomeCanadian: It's not working. *goes back to drugs* @tib gubb
 tib gubb: "ugh"
Image 174442   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
343
 
 Chaplin: The Day My Cat Went Punk, an ABC after school special
 Wooden Spoon: That cat is clearly going to murder someone hard.
 XLY: still better than Uggs
 tib gubb: you'll pay for this, hooman
 sparename: "Even Bagpuss himself, once he was asleep, was just an old, saggy cloth cat, baggy, and a bit loose at the seams but Emily loved him."
Image 174441   04-20-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
752
 
 apoxia: Such cute wee things
 Wooden Spoon: Full size and 1/8 scale... get it? Because they have scales!
 enfanta: Gonna be a danglin' pangolin in 3... 2...
Image 174440   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
914
 
 Shay: *Night on Bald Mountain playing internally*
 Micro Jackson: Your true colors shining through
 Koopa: I was RIGHT ALL ALONG! No wonder cats despise bathing!
 Scoo: Fur the glory of satan, of course!
Image 174439   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
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