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258683  Warrax: You have your god, and I have mine.

258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

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258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

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 White Male: The 21st century arrives on Magna Roma
 isosceleswaffle: The only known valid use of a segway.
 Borm Pumpies: Centurion rollin', hatin'.
 wolfpk: Segways of Fire!
 Zukero: The shades kinda ruin it all
 Teechur: Gladiator? Damned cannibal! He didn't even know her!
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo *applause*
 Scoo: They see me Roman
Image 174370   04-20-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
 artfulcodger: In the slipstream.
 a robot: Arch rival of #170232
 Scoo: Feels cold, man
 BavidDowie: *purring intensifies*
Image 174369   04-20-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
 glowstick: How long until the cannibalism starts?
 Prostata: You have died of Dysentery
 enfanta: Moving out of the Sto Plains into the foothills of the Ramtops?
Image 174368   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
 apoxia: 1. Older, 2. The same, 3. The same.
 A duck: My jaw has dropped so many times that I don't have a jaw anymore
 hearsegirl: TMJ is on the rise, due to all the jawdropping.
 Niels Bohr: SaltLick is just documenting the insanity. These ads are so obnoxious but the upload is not.
 Borkf: TheViralDance is my dancing name.
 tib gubb: shut it down!
 DrinkMixMan: @A duck That kind of thing makes my jaw drop!
 A duck: It's kinda not fair that this is getting badvoted because people don't like the content of the image, rather than badvoting because it's something that shouldn't've been posted.
 Dr Awkward: I like sportingz, but I need to focus on my semesterz
 a robot: Fuck you, Taboola
 Scoo: The idiocy of these is jaw-dropping
Image 174367   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
 apoxia: What, are you telling me that's not his real arm? Well played sir, well played.
 PornoPedler: Like a chom, it voiks.
 hearsegirl: he shops at the long and tall store.
 Kim: Slender selfie.
 Science: I wonder where that fish has gone...
 DarkTeddy: Wait so you would have to also dress up your selfie arm to match, or do you now have specially tailored long arm shirts ?
 Peter Pantsless: The new Ms. Marvel is awesome
 Scoo: Well, that's not embarrassing AT ALL
Image 174366   04-20-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 enfanta: I don't see the pineapple.
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless he grew on you. So, you waited for iiiiiiiiiiiiiit?
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo I agree. Shawn was annoying at first, but he grew on me. I really liked "Lassie". It's a lot of fun
 Scoo: I liked Psych. It was a funny show.
 Wet farts: USA USA USA USA
Image 174365   04-19-17   Uploaded by    generic
 XLY: Shake it like a polaroid picture
 yev: @Cami but is it jaw dropping?
 Cami: Wooderson looked so much like my uncle Leonard it was funny.
Image 174364   04-19-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 A duck: Ermagerd
 a robot: pleh.
 Cami: My mom had one of these and I didn't mind walking was a much better ice breaker than my pit bull.
 BavidDowie: Einstein's dog
Image 174363   04-19-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
 Greek Fire: What's with the hate on Infamous 2, that game owns.
 flyingBEARfish: Hey inFamous 2 is actually pretty good.
 SomeCanadian: You have bad taste in video games and you should feel bad.
 archanon: Here's an offer. You give me the games and 20 bucks for gas. I'll drench the games in gas and light it all on fire. Give me $10 more and I'll post a video to youtube
Image 174362   04-19-17   Uploaded by    reagan
 apoxia: Blame your parents.
 topcity: @SomeCanadian hahaha
 A duck: Cark's cappuccino coffee
 Scoo: @a robot What is this, a cappuccino for ants!?
 tib gubb: looks like somebody's running on autopilot
 a robot: First of all, who cares how your name is spelled. Second of all, who cares what they wrote. Third of all, either your cup is tiny or your fingers are fucking GIANT
 SomeCanadian: We're out of BORT license plates!
 square44: what the cark
Image 174361   04-19-17   Uploaded by    claphands
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