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268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269018  Science: Why the hell would you cover hardwoods with that linoleum garbage?

268926  In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

21004  jljocque: Kip Adotta did it better.

269062  WTF: @booger ...and the kid looked down to see that the cop had actually tied his shoes together.

20880  jljocque: Yes, "Bug Boy" would have been so much better.

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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Score:
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 Stom Premben: @yev that floppy
 yev: it's a registered trademark. don't copy
 DrinkMixMan: I couldn't post a painting with a butt in it but this is okay?
 Mr. Shine: Peck-trum.
 Mr. Shine: Unsolicited.
 WotGives: @Flarmie Cock rocker
 Flarmie: @Scoo Penis strummer.
 Scoo: Dick pick?
Image 174313   04-19-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
199
 
 Mr. Shine: $49.99 at Mario Batali's restaurants.
 tib gubb: it's like they're trying to make me angry
 Peach: Pretty, but not nearly enough. Cut the whole melon in half and eat it with a spoon!
Image 174312   04-19-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
580
 
 piranharama: Hey Red! Just gotta practice my stabbin!
 tib gubb: oh my god, what have they done to roberto?
 Kim: Don't be a frayed of fetish.
 cenecia: Am I an incredibly happy person flipping the bird? No. I'm a frayed knot.
 Crim Tender: This is a great example of this kind of thing
Image 174311   04-19-17   Uploaded by    steve
Image 174310 is unbelievably bad (score -29) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ptrain. You have brought shame on us, ptrain.
Score:
489
 
 psyops: How cats feel when you lift them up to the ceiling
 Cami: @dangerous dave MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
 BavidDowie: When you think about it, the moon is just one huge litterbox.
 WaffleIron: Laikat
 Mr. Shine: SPAAAAAACE CAAAAAAT
 enfanta: @dangerous dave to remind you to get him dinner, obvs.
 dangerous dave: What exactly is the microphone for?
 Bluetocracy: Furry Gagarin, the first cat in space.
 Scoo: Ground Control to Major Tomcat
 Sandor: Mewston? Come in, Mewston.
 Brain Thoughts: Rockitty
Image 174309   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
129
 
 fracking: *(strikes all the matches at once and runs)*
 Adroit Aardvark: I see the microphone fields are growing well.
Image 174308   04-19-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
1015
 
 Kim: Yeah, but where is Kevin?
 Mad Collager: What's Up with him?
Image 174307   04-19-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
242
 
 Cami: @FabricMan You need the CSI image suite...zoom...zoom...zoom...hmm looks pixelated now....enhance..AHA!
 SkidSolo: @FabricMan Or even just used a larger part of the screen for the pictures.
 Scoo: Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, snap-snap!
 FabricMan: I wish AG had a zoom function
Image 174306   04-19-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
199
 
 chemical: I'll take the Living Loofah Assortment, please.
 Mr. Shine: With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
 sparename: @Bast Relief I wanted my kids to be called 'Mayonnaise' and 'Coriander' but somehow they got sidelined
 Bast Relief: Cnidaria, the name of my first daughter.
 Hosebag: The inside of my stomach.
 catsanddogs: @Mr. Butt eryeahsomethinglikethat
 Mr. Butt: @ignatz It was dicks, wasn't it?
 crappypants: comment removed
Image 174305   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
314
 
 Science: Don't care. Looks good. I'll still eat it.
 Nothing: Dibs on the middle bite
 tib gubb: at least it looks tasty
 Bluetocracy: I learned how to make cheesy bread from the Anarchist's Cookbook.
 Dr. Bathroom: Anarchy
 Derp Herpigan: Cut my life into pizzas, this is my plastic fork.
Image 174304   04-19-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
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