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269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

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11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 Shay: *back on the beach* Hmm, honey, I think it's raining *looks up* FUUUUUUUUUU---BLARGHAHGHALGHA
 Hosebag: Take THAT peasants!
 karmakat: MONEY SHOT, and if she isn't's SURE to show up for her wedding.
 bug: Take that seagulls!
 wolfpk: At least she was in front.
 FabricMan: "It won't rain. There's not a cloud in the sky! See?" *splat*
 Side Boob: I don't know how this doesn't happen more often
 zodiacflash: Selfie stick control!
 WTF: I can puke on my house from here!
 firesoup: Free ... fallin'
 kate2point0: "Next time on The Bachelor..."
 piranharama: Payload deployed.
 Scoo: Username/upload combo
Image 174253   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 WaffleIron: Since asteroids are high in iron, wouldn't it be closer to scissors? That could be a fatal mistake...
 Meow: Should've gotten a trampoline
 enfanta: Paper is supposed to be in the form of money and we opted for scissors when we cut NASA's budget.
 Scoo: You don't need an asteroid to test this
Image 174252   04-19-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Image 174251 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by MabelSyrup. You have brought shame on us, MabelSyrup.
 Mr. Shine: @Bu7Z Well, it's still on an @ss, it's just usually not a literal one.
 karmakat: if that's a way to say "that's where the sun doesn't shine and the exit point" a tattoo addict i saw "EWW NO!"
 duchaschmeremol: edit undo
 queezy farm: @Peter Pantsless, is that you?
 Soviette: #BUTTS
 Bu7Z: Yeah we get shit art like this on the spaceship from time to time, rarely on an ass
 a robot: Ah yes, I see. It's all deep and meaningful symbolism when you're high as fuck and pantsless
Image 174250   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Dorb
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish
 Prostata: this is creepy AF
 Scoo: For your consideration: Furries have always been with us, and have always been horrible
 zodiacflash: I just screamed up a little bit in my mouth
 JohnCarcinogen: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.
Image 174249   04-19-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
 annterland: @Robespierre I believe they were contemporaries. Patrick Woofroffe lived from 1940 to 2014.
 Beerarchy: @annterland Did he take lessons from Roger Dean?
 annterland: This is by Patrick Woodroffe. Love his art
 KrazyKat: SeaMonkey habitat
Image 174248   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
 Shay: Forevvvvveeerrrrrrrr.
 AgentView: Speedrunning Club Penguin, a real man's sport.
 Peach: If only it were that easy in real life.
 WaffleIron: Next time choose a longer password, FFS.
 a robot: Okay.
 copunter: reason: you dint eep your assword a secret
 Derp Herpigan: RIP club penguin.
Image 174247   04-19-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Image 174246 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kshoxx. Your image was bad, kshoxx.
 itskando: Pumpkin spicebob
 piranharama: Is this "rubbing your pumpkin" again? It looks an involved process.
 VoR: Fat sponges and their feeders
 SomeOtherCanadian: This porn is weird
 Mr. Shine: Basic bitches in October be like
 AgentView: The correct amount of pumpkin spice.
Image 174245   04-19-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
 Niels Bohr: @tritium aukward
 waffle iron: In the jingle-jangle morning.
 tritium: That mask is going to fit awkwardly at best.
 SomeOtherCanadian: That damn peacock is appropriating my Victorian heritage!
 Bu7Z: Ho shit! 1 am, and a school night! Fare thee well fellow aggronaughts...
 SomeCanadian: Those wacky Hapsburgs.
Image 174244   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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