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175999  dangerkeith3000: Maury Povich is getting desperate.

176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

175764  LKoroton: Ivanmorph

176022  illBilliam: Right before he shoots his eye out with it

176022  dangerkeith3000: wow geez

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175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.



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Score:
690
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: heres johnny!
 karmakat: NO...NOT THE COFFIN OF THE CAT MUMMY!
 Higdec: "Suck it schodinger!"
 SomeCanadian: This is the last time I'm ordering an angry cat on Prime.
 piranharama: "Shooooot her! Shooooot heeeeer!"
 Bu7Z: CONTAINMENT BREACH!
 Thyming: I'll do this to your chest cavity, Dave. I am an alien baby!
Image 174216   04-19-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
211
 
 Ironass: I thought he was playing the keyboard and learning his scales.
 hearsegirl: and here i thought "measure the lizard" was an euphemism.
 SpaceCow: If you must massage your lizard, please do so on top of a ruler.
 Flirb Dampumple: this is how subway got busted
 fanny: is that ruler accurate? please provide banana for scale.
 Dreforian: And now get ready for Electric Reptile Rampage!
 Science: That corn cob is really creepy looking.
 thecraftywolf: lizards rule
Image 174215   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
625
 
 enfanta: @Otterman Radded for baby as plaything.
 chhumphrey: Jimmy Neutron's hair needed some help in the beginning.
 piranharama: How is babby shaved
 Otterman: Radded for cute babby
Image 174214   04-19-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
493
 
 VoR: Aggrolessgator
 hearsegirl: See you later, alligator
 AgentView: You sssaw nothing.
 Robespierre: You win some, you lose some; it's all the same to me.
 SomeCanadian: This reminds me of the Waterhouse paintings of demonic nightmare lizards.
 SpaceCow: And that's why Ka was never invited back to the crocodile cuddle party.
 tokyopig: Do a barrel roll!
 SunWukong: Snuggles.
 Otterman: Fuck you, alligator!
 tib gubb: just keep on walkin', there ain't nothin' to see here.
 yev: our forbidden love is eternal
Image 174213   04-19-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
171
 
 Side Boob: "I am so wired"
 Dreforian: Mind *blown*
 ASTER: Oh, she won a Kids Choice Award.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "ohmmm"
Image 174212   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
192
 
 El Barto: And what the hell is your clenched glove doing in my stomach?! I thought this was supposed to be a prostate exam?! Are you even a Doctor?!
 El Barto: Keep your dirty throbs outta my fibers!
Image 174211   04-19-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
501
 
 hearsegirl: i want to hug his little short body!
 karmakat: so let's try again... What? to subtle?
 karmakat: WHAT? too subte?l
 piranharama: Doggo parking
 Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.
 Peach: Mom's buying me a good-boy treat.
Image 174210   04-19-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
616
 
 Dan Tagonistic: They were great fun. Like something out of world war 2
 Teechur: More windows than a motorcycle. Frencher than french fries. As many cylinders as other 2-cylinder automobiles. Mean "lemon" in Dutch!
 SpaceCow: Hotter than the Arctic! Faster than tetonic plates! Stronger than the familial bond of ants! It's, Citroen-man!
 Bluetocracy: It's also faster than a parked Atlas V rocket! ...and has more wheels!
 ASTER: A shopping cart also has as many wheels as a Rolls Royce.
 Mr. Butt: Faster than a Ferrari, more wheels than a Maserati, more room than a Bugatti, mom's spaghetti.
 cenecia: Buy this car - face it - you can't afford any better.
 yev: it's also faster than the tomahawk then. (travelling at 65m/h)
Image 174209   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
466
 
 hearsegirl: The sea was angry that day, my friend, like an old man who tries to send back soup in a deli
 mrwiffler: Indecisive wave. The I-wave.
 SunWukong: *waves back*
 Bu7Z: Sploosh
Image 174208   04-19-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
319
 
 tokyopig: Jeez Portland, tone it down.
 Bu7Z: @ASTER also, they possibly came from space. There is a lot more genetic variation than can be explained based on the amount of time they've existed on earth.
 ASTER: Mushrooms rule because there's just secret delicious food in the woods, disguised as poison.
 ChubbyBuddy: hell yes them sh1ts are worth 80PP
 zodiacflash: Well, in the traditional sense of word, most humans have not had to forage for centuries. And the ones who still do have much more to worry about than truffles. But I know what you mean. To answer your question, yes, I have.
 Borkf: Asking the important questions.
 tritium: Is your boyfriend a pig dot com
 Joseph: Prefer not to comment.
 Whatever: Do Lindt Truffles count? If so, yes, the black ones are yummy
Image 174207   04-19-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
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