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248763  Dr Awkward: When you get an IUD placed, you're supposed to take a drug 12-24 hours in advance to "ripen the cervix" which is likely the worst phrase I've ever heard.

248757  raditzu: still worth it ! XD

248689  BavidDowie: baboushpup

248761  jochenau: noooo my bibliophobia

248692  BavidDowie: l'acqua frizzante

248454  tib gubb: cup o' bun

248755  Sadbot: Fartparty USA, m'lords and ladies!

248705  BavidDowie: Is this the end of The Giver?

248763  Sadbot: youtu.be/…

248736  BavidDowie: dooglie-eyes

248765  Sadbot: We're a culture, not a costume

248742  BavidDowie: He told them they didn't need to wash their hands. Also that what you say is more important than what you eat bc it just ends up as shit anyway.

248749  BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option

248701  Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248759  addend: Well? That kitty ain't gonna clean itself.

248752  BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat

248749  Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.

248770  glenalec: Smoooch!

248766  glenalec: That's my breakfast too!

248758  a robot: Both guys on the left look like their faces have been badly 'shopped in

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248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248680 bug: pornhub

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248685 WannaBee: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar



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Score:
865
 
 slurms: Good.
 Bill Rye: "Waste of a good apple" -Samwise Gamgee
 tokyopig: Was that apple fired from a cannon at point blank range? I think it would need more of an arc.
 Borkf: If it were a Spaceship apple, it might have come back.
 tib gubb: *biff*
 San DoDo: Kept wondering why the apfle was getting bigger and bigger.. and then it hit him.
 Red: just as rob liefeld can't draw feet, maybe magritte just couldn't paint faces
 Bu7Z: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you have good aim.
Image 174200   04-19-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Image 174199 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by logan. We'll pray for you, logan.
Score:
172
 
 jochenau: In 2074, the solar panels achieved sentience, and the Age of Man came rapidly to a close.
Image 174198   04-19-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
204
 
 XLY: Rude... it needs a password!
 SpaceCow: Just making sure you're paying attention.
 jochenau: "Authors to be determined" is funnier to me, to be honest.
 Bu7Z: *clicks link* damn, it's one of those old non interactive things...
 tib gubb: just a little engineering humor for you
 dobbiesdoogs: just making sure you all are actually reading
Image 174197   04-19-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Image 174196 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by neutron. Boo, neutron.
Score:
209
 
 enfanta: @enfanta I have to try, don't I?!
 enfanta: @enfanta No one knows what you're talking about.
 enfanta: I still don't know how Gef could have misread that sign.
 Gentleman: Downtown Giza, Mississippi.
 BavidDowie: Nascar fan confirmed
 Beef Supreme: Memphis. And they have a pyramid. Get it?
 sparename: Anatidaephobia
 Bu7Z: Ducks unlimited?!? Are you sure you want that?
 dobbiesdoogs: future world heritage site. or at least a tennessee heritage site
Image 174195   04-19-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
11
 
 Bluetocracy: The Fedoration's standard uniform.
 cenecia: Free vaporizer with purchase! Just tell us what stormfront board you moderate!
 Bu7Z: Fedorable
 redmonkey3: Yes - FIRE!
 tib gubb: HOLY SHIT
Image 174194   04-19-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
273
 
 Mr Bleak: Masterchef material.
 Scoo: We need to talk about Kevin
 jochenau: There's a lot to be confused about here. The double-take induced by "Keevin" at the end wraps it up nicely.
 Borkf: Kevin, Keevin, Keeevin #173847
 Bu7Z: Whipped cream is best straight out of the canister.., without the cream. Then your brain goes Nangnangnangnangnangnang.
 a sedated moose: Damnit, Kevin!
 tib gubb: this recipe sucks
Image 174193   04-19-17   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
247
 
 zodiacflash: Benjamin is not your friend. Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be Pralines and Dick.
 FabricMan: @a sedated moose Asphinctorsayswhat
 well duh: "he blows goats, I have proof"
 a sedated moose: Come bust a move where the games are played; it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!
 Borkf: It's true, this man has no dick.
Image 174192   04-19-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
152
 
 werterland: I just imagined someone unlocking that door and having to bend over to grab the handle to open it and swinging the door directly into their head and I can't stop laughing.
 Peach: In case of Taco Bell, grasp handle firmly and make your peace with god.
Image 174191   04-19-17   Uploaded by    the snark
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