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175987  dangerkeith3000: I hope that's just water.....

175955  SgtScaredFrog: @Robespierre It was at a vendor's tech conference I went to, but the content was pretty similar, I think

176030  tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?

175999  dangerkeith3000: Maury Povich is getting desperate.

176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

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2. Robespierre
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7. SomeCanadian
8. enfanta
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10. addend



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175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.



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Score:
864
 
 slurms: Good.
 Bill Rye: "Waste of a good apple" -Samwise Gamgee
 tokyopig: Was that apple fired from a cannon at point blank range? I think it would need more of an arc.
 Borkf: If it were a Spaceship apple, it might have come back.
 tib gubb: *biff*
 San DoDo: Kept wondering why the apfle was getting bigger and bigger.. and then it hit him.
 Red: just as rob liefeld can't draw feet, maybe magritte just couldn't paint faces
 Bu7Z: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you have good aim.
Image 174200   04-19-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Image 174199 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by logan. You have brought shame on us, logan.
Score:
172
 
 jochenau: In 2074, the solar panels achieved sentience, and the Age of Man came rapidly to a close.
Image 174198   04-19-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
204
 
 XLY: Rude... it needs a password!
 SpaceCow: Just making sure you're paying attention.
 jochenau: "Authors to be determined" is funnier to me, to be honest.
 Bu7Z: *clicks link* damn, it's one of those old non interactive things...
 tib gubb: just a little engineering humor for you
 dobbiesdoogs: just making sure you all are actually reading
Image 174197   04-19-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Image 174196 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by neutron. We'll pray for you, neutron.
Score:
185
 
 enfanta: @enfanta I have to try, don't I?!
 enfanta: @enfanta No one knows what you're talking about.
 enfanta: I still don't know how Gef could have misread that sign.
 Robespierre: Downtown Giza, Mississippi.
 BavidDowie: Nascar fan confirmed
 Beef Supreme: Memphis. And they have a pyramid. Get it?
 sparename: Anatidaephobia
 Bu7Z: Ducks unlimited?!? Are you sure you want that?
 dobbiesdoogs: future world heritage site. or at least a tennessee heritage site
Image 174195   04-19-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
11
 
 Bluetocracy: The Fedoration's standard uniform.
 cenecia: Free vaporizer with purchase! Just tell us what stormfront board you moderate!
 Bu7Z: Fedorable
 redmonkey3: Yes - FIRE!
 tib gubb: HOLY SHIT
Image 174194   04-19-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
245
 
 Mr Bleak: Masterchef material.
 Scoo: We need to talk about Kevin
 jochenau: There's a lot to be confused about here. The double-take induced by "Keevin" at the end wraps it up nicely.
 Borkf: Kevin, Keevin, Keeevin #173847
 Bu7Z: Whipped cream is best straight out of the canister.., without the cream. Then your brain goes Nangnangnangnangnangnang.
 a sedated moose: Damnit, Kevin!
 tib gubb: this recipe sucks
Image 174193   04-19-17   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
218
 
 zodiacflash: Benjamin is not your friend. Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be Pralines and Dick.
 FabricMan: @a sedated moose Asphinctorsayswhat
 well duh: "he blows goats, I have proof"
 a sedated moose: Come bust a move where the games are played; it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!
 Borkf: It's true, this man has no dick.
Image 174192   04-19-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
152
 
 werterland: I just imagined someone unlocking that door and having to bend over to grab the handle to open it and swinging the door directly into their head and I can't stop laughing.
 Peach: In case of Taco Bell, grasp handle firmly and make your peace with god.
Image 174191   04-19-17   Uploaded by    the snark
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