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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
531
 
 Skaalar: @SpaceCow Bunker Bot needs to be a cute webcomic. I can see it so clearly!
 Ironass: Captain here: Maginot Line turret (flies away)
 Dan Tagonistic: Machinarium was great
 jochenau: Quick, to the @a robot cave!
 Drunk Orc: Not leopardskin, but pillbox hat just the same.
 SpaceCow: Bunker Bot nervously asks if the war is over yet.
 fanny: 0 - 0
Image 174043   04-18-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
Score:
550
 
 Darmstadtium: I hope they are not allergic
 BILL DOOR: WHEN ONE STOPS TO THINK ABOUT THE PLANTER'S PEANUT MASCOT, ONE REALIZES THE SADISTIC HUMOR INVOLVED WITH HAVING A PEANUT IN A TOP HAT SELL YOU ITS KIN TO BE EATEN. CAPITALISM IN A NUTSHELL.
 Spazstatic: What @Annoying Vegan actually believes
 enfanta: I love this so much and I'm jealous I didn't think of it first.
 eumoria: Soylent Green is Peanuts!
Image 174042   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
623
 
 kazzy94: I have not, but I will soon. @Annoying Vegan
 Annoying Vegan : @kazzy94 Have you posted a pic of him yet?!
 trelyate: BORKF is between BARK and BOOF
 kazzy94: My dog is a corgi basset mix and he woofs.
 wolfpk: More like: yip yip yip yip........
 SomeCanadian: *THROWS POKEBALL*
 Scoo: Yipfk Ruffk Barfk Boofk
 PlzPlzMe: @Annoying Vegan BOOF is proper. BORKF is colloquial.
 Meow: They forgot the creepy one on the far right that says "Ed..ward"
 Annoying Vegan : No. BORKF.
Image 174041   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
40
 
 Thurb Grunombies: Or I shoot
 SpaceCow: O rly?
 SunWukong: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 Mr. Butt: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 Mr. Butt: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 Mr. Butt: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 Ulillillia: Front on
 sparename: Too late to back off when you have one
Image 174040   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
502
 
 Mr Bleak: @Wooden Spoon Did they teach you to fly? Catch mice? Spot prey from 3.2Km away? If so, please let me have the address.
 Wooden Spoon: I went to a falconry school for a day. It sounds sort of stupid, but it was a great experience.
 piranharama: "What if... What if rodents feel pain? They can't, can they? I mean they'd say so right? Instead of just squeaking like they do. I'm troubled."
 SunWukong: Rad for pensive killing machine.
 BavidDowie: HAWK-ward!
 Scoo: Pleeeeeaaaase?
Image 174039   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
73
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Rick would not give a fuck
Image 174038   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
522
 
 Amy Housewine: Dude... like... dude...
 XLY: Steve, we're going to have to talk about your consistent under-performing. Meeting in 10, my office
 Scoo: Your dog looks sick
Image 174037   04-18-17   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
478
 
 wolfpupy: Burning Hair Festival is rad.
 Bluetocracy: Head 'n Shoulders can fix that.
 Urn BooUrn: Oh scarecrow-san.
 Meow: Thats how I want to die. Inhaling fumes from two giant lovers as they burn
 BavidDowie: Take it easy with the ideas, you two!
 Scoo: Burning Men
 duckfarts: man that couple is totally hot for each other
 Derp Herpigan: Hunka hunka burnin' love
 sparename: "Headache?, tense, nervous headache?"
Image 174036   04-18-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
852
 
 sparename: If the van's a-Crocodile Rocking, don't come a-knocking, it's something shocking when your feet just can't keep still
Image 174035   04-18-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
554
 
 square44: they all are.
 BavidDowie: Yes. I still want one, tho
 duckfarts: would've been so much better without the caption
Image 174034   04-18-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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