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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

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 Noremak: @Bu7Z Just understand the concept of what things are and you'll be on your way. The average lock has 4 pins or so and you have to push them down to the setline while finding the right amount of tension. Paperclips could work so long as they are study enough, one acting as a tension bar to press down the lock and the other as a hook to press the pins. Best of luck.
 EH: *Drum Roll* +1 Security
 Scoo: Not to be confused with Easy Pickings: A Self Teaching Manual in the Technique of Nasal Excavation
 Bu7Z: @Mr. Shine "I'm lookin for a safe job" "oh, like in a bank perhaps?" "Yeah, that sorta fing."
 Mr. Shine: @Bu7Z Yeah, but bank vaults is where the REAL money is.
 Bu7Z: @Noremak I've always wanted to but didn't know where to start... Now I know! Oh, and safe breaking too, wanna give that a crack.
 a sedated moose: @Noremak the other day I had a package delivered to my parent's house (wrong shipping address, oops) but I've long since lost the keys to their house and they weren't home. So I saw a brand new pack of Harbour Freight dental-style picks and said to myself "I'm a maintenance mechanic, I watched one YouTube video on lockpicking, I can do this." It took maybe two minutes to pick to lock to my old bedroom.
 Noremak: I'll give it a rad because I like lockpicking. For those of you who like puzzles, you should give it a try.
Image 173991   04-18-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 Mr. Shine: "Link! The blood moon rises once again! Be on your guard! Ganon's power grows . . ."
 a sedated moose: @piranharama Seymour?!
 piranharama: @DrinkMixMan Doot! Dootdootdootdoot Dootdoot-dootdoot doot doot!
 enfanta: Each one of the last words needs an underscore between them.
 enfanta: Is this where the whole skeleton=doot thing comes from? Aitch tee tee ps colon slash slash 3w redddddit.kom/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/39xnk2/whatisthisdootthingwiththeskeletons/
 DrinkMixMan: I'm walkin' on sunshine, and doot it feel good!
 dope: Woot woot, doot doot!
Image 173990   04-18-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 addend: Catdalf.
 a robot: Cat beard is best beard
Image 173989   04-18-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 tokyopig: Rad if this was done on work time.
 Scoo: Nailed it!
 Teechur: Wow! I would love a copy of that! Put it on a copy machine and hit 'print' for me, ok?
 Dr. Bathroom: Ooooooh yeeeah!
 Bu7Z: One of my fav paintings, and also appears in one of my fav movie scenes.... You know the one.
 DarkTeddy: Seurat would approve of this actually.
 enfanta: Dot-a-Seurat?
Image 173988   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
 Suburbanmom: THIS could be magical....Unrequited love...Like Romeo and Juliet!
 SpaceCow: One forklift accident later, this Costco transformed into a fourth grade science project.
 Scoo: I've made a huge mistake
 zodiacflash: Challenge accepted
 addend: "Cleanup in aisle 15... and 14, 16, 17, 13, ..."
 Wumph Morms: @Winterneuro and for a low low price!
 Winterneuro: Imagine the volcano eruption you could have with this!
 Hyphae: I tells ya, its a lot better than when I stored the lithium under the leaky water tanks, I tells ya whut
Image 173987   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
 tokyopig: Thats not how you spell bread line!
 Scoo: Several of these kids appear to have mohawks. That's cool.
 sparename: @a robot Mebbe it's a video from Iggy Pop's Dad
 dobbiesdoogs: they were actually there trying to catch jumping wall street investors, and the picture was taken during a brief instance of sheer coincidence
 Amy Housewine: ... The number, another summer (get down!), sound of the funky drummer
 a robot: I am going to take this accidental double-post opportunity to lament the fact that if you Google search "Mad World," the Gary Jules version comes up before Tears for Fears. YOUTHS!
 a robot: *Gary Jules' cover of 'Mad World' plays*
 highdra: During prohibition, young men had little else to do.
Image 173986   04-18-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
 SpaceCow: It also needs the logos for some company racing and an aftermarket parts manufacturer.
 Mr. Shine: None. None more douchey.
 Chest Rockwell: Bonus douche points if you leave the stickers on.
 XLY: The bro-fecta
 DarkTeddy: Dont got the time or money to wear 3 douchey brand hats??
 minimum max: Bro-ception
Image 173985   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
 grandma: Which one is Captain Slow?
 Amy Housewine: Three-way tie for first place in the slow race.
Image 173984   04-17-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
 Wet farts: Instructions very clear
 enfanta: Lift with your legs!
 square44: an expert!
Image 173983   04-17-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
 DarkTeddy: Boop
Image 173982   04-17-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
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