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273240  addend: Username/upload combo.

272979  WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

273243  addend: "I do what the bird tells me. At my age, it doesn't matter."

272980  WannaBee: What? I have allergies.

273244  addend: The casual necktie look.

273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

273234  MasterTwig: I'm glad my best friend and my girlfriend get along.

273227  Starky15: She was pleasantly surprised to find out this was the cock I wanted to rub on her.

273040  WannaBee: So, tell me again why there are no treats?

273201  Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy lmao

273095  WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

273221  Not A Bot: I prefer Lock, Shock and Barrel

273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

273126  WannaBee: Over dramatic cat just wants to be fed.

273140  WannaBee: He's probably wondering why someone's taking a picture of him eating.

273239  Amiga 1000: I like corm.

273158  WannaBee: @fanny Don't forget Betamax!

273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

273165  WannaBee: If I'm running, you better run too.

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272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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 Noremak: @Bu7Z Just understand the concept of what things are and you'll be on your way. The average lock has 4 pins or so and you have to push them down to the setline while finding the right amount of tension. Paperclips could work so long as they are study enough, one acting as a tension bar to press down the lock and the other as a hook to press the pins. Best of luck.
 EH: *Drum Roll* +1 Security
 Scoo: Not to be confused with Easy Pickings: A Self Teaching Manual in the Technique of Nasal Excavation
 Bu7Z: @Mr. Shine "I'm lookin for a safe job" "oh, like in a bank perhaps?" "Yeah, that sorta fing."
 Mr. Shine: @Bu7Z Yeah, but bank vaults is where the REAL money is.
 Bu7Z: @Noremak I've always wanted to but didn't know where to start... Now I know! Oh, and safe breaking too, wanna give that a crack.
 a sedated moose: @Noremak the other day I had a package delivered to my parent's house (wrong shipping address, oops) but I've long since lost the keys to their house and they weren't home. So I saw a brand new pack of Harbour Freight dental-style picks and said to myself "I'm a maintenance mechanic, I watched one YouTube video on lockpicking, I can do this." It took maybe two minutes to pick to lock to my old bedroom.
 Noremak: I'll give it a rad because I like lockpicking. For those of you who like puzzles, you should give it a try.
Image 173991   04-18-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 Mr. Shine: "Link! The blood moon rises once again! Be on your guard! Ganon's power grows . . ."
 a sedated moose: @piranharama Seymour?!
 piranharama: @DrinkMixMan Doot! Dootdootdootdoot Dootdoot-dootdoot doot doot!
 enfanta: Each one of the last words needs an underscore between them.
 enfanta: Is this where the whole skeleton=doot thing comes from? Aitch tee tee ps colon slash slash 3w redddddit.kom/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/39xnk2/whatisthisdootthingwiththeskeletons/
 DrinkMixMan: I'm walkin' on sunshine, and doot it feel good!
 dope: Woot woot, doot doot!
Image 173990   04-18-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 addend: Beauty of North Korea.
 a robot: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 173989   04-18-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 tokyopig: Rad if this was done on work time.
 Scoo: Nailed it!
 Teechur: Wow! I would love a copy of that! Put it on a copy machine and hit 'print' for me, ok?
 Dr. Bathroom: Ooooooh yeeeah!
 Bu7Z: One of my fav paintings, and also appears in one of my fav movie scenes.... You know the one.
 DarkTeddy: Seurat would approve of this actually.
 enfanta: Dot-a-Seurat?
Image 173988   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
 Suburbanmom: THIS could be magical....Unrequited love...Like Romeo and Juliet!
 SpaceCow: One forklift accident later, this Costco transformed into a fourth grade science project.
 Scoo: I've made a huge mistake
 zodiacflash: Challenge accepted
 addend: "Cleanup in aisle 15... and 14, 16, 17, 13, ..."
 Wumph Morms: @Winterneuro and for a low low price!
 Winterneuro: Imagine the volcano eruption you could have with this!
 Hyphae: I tells ya, its a lot better than when I stored the lithium under the leaky water tanks, I tells ya whut
Image 173987   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
 tokyopig: Thats not how you spell bread line!
 Scoo: Several of these kids appear to have mohawks. That's cool.
 sparename: @a robot Mebbe it's a video from Iggy Pop's Dad
 dobbiesdoogs: they were actually there trying to catch jumping wall street investors, and the picture was taken during a brief instance of sheer coincidence
 Amy Housewine: ... The number, another summer (get down!), sound of the funky drummer
 a robot: I am going to take this accidental double-post opportunity to lament the fact that if you Google search "Mad World," the Gary Jules version comes up before Tears for Fears. YOUTHS!
 a robot: *Gary Jules' cover of 'Mad World' plays*
 highdra: During prohibition, young men had little else to do.
Image 173986   04-18-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
 SpaceCow: It also needs the logos for some company racing and an aftermarket parts manufacturer.
 Mr. Shine: None. None more douchey.
 Chest Rockwell: Bonus douche points if you leave the stickers on.
 XLY: The bro-fecta
 DarkTeddy: Dont got the time or money to wear 3 douchey brand hats??
 minimum max: Bro-ception
Image 173985   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
 grandma: Which one is Captain Slow?
 Amy Housewine: Three-way tie for first place in the slow race.
Image 173984   04-17-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
 Wet farts: Instructions very clear
 enfanta: Lift with your legs!
 square44: an expert!
Image 173983   04-17-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
 DarkTeddy: Boop
Image 173982   04-17-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
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