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273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

273376  DrNinjaman: @WTF Brown'n Serve Tape.

273390  DrNinjaman: @dangerkeith3000 They did. Haven't you ever heard: And cat's in the stock pot and silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

273425  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273397  DrNinjaman: Infinity War deleted scene

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273336 Christina: @Mr. Butt You didn't need to post in all caps to get your message understood.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.



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Score:
201
 
 SpaceCow: It also needs the logos for some company racing and an aftermarket parts manufacturer.
 Mr. Shine: None. None more douchey.
 Chest Rockwell: Bonus douche points if you leave the stickers on.
 XLY: The bro-fecta
 DarkTeddy: Dont got the time or money to wear 3 douchey brand hats??
 minimum max: Bro-ception
Image 173985   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
125
 
 grandma: Which one is Captain Slow?
 Amy Housewine: Three-way tie for first place in the slow race.
Image 173984   04-17-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
623
 
 Wet farts: Instructions very clear
 enfanta: Lift with your legs!
 square44: an expert!
Image 173983   04-17-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
432
 
 DarkTeddy: Boop
Image 173982   04-17-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
289
 
 east bay: The kid on the right has Trump hair
 square44: @Spazstatic RIP buddy
 Chest Rockwell: Thanks Remco!
 dobbiesdoogs: everyone loves can!
 DarkTeddy: Also: rebel against capital.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic I wagered that underscores worked. I lost. x.x
 Spazstatic: Instructions unclear: kicked bucket. xx
 square44: contents: one can
Image 173981   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
278
 
 TheFrogMan: you got me @Dreforian?
 Dreforian: I see great noms in your future...
Image 173980   04-17-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Image 173979 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Salvador Molly. You have brought shame on us, Salvador Molly.
Score:
109
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 173978   04-17-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
191
 
 Tacorleone: That's SOME pig!
 XLY: Chick looks like shes just heard the headline instead of say cheese
 Hokie333: # Some may call me Pig / but you can call me 5-0 / Some may call me Pig / but you can call me 5-0... #
 Peach: So you're just gonna softball it in like that?
Image 173977   04-17-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
621
 
 Skaalar: The Ciiiiiiiircle! The Circle of Liiiiiiiiiife!
 BavidDowie: NY's swinest
 hajjpodge: That's why the good Lord Jesus invented Microwaves for @Hyphae
 Hyphae: @hajjpodge God, like what? 30 years cold, now?
 DrinkMixMan: Ha! They kill me.
 Peach: The intergalactic identical-sextuplet kitty hive-mind, affectionately known by cats everywhere as "Mister Whiskerses", had done it. They had brought down the biggest menace to catkind this side of the milky way, and now they would dine on his festively garnished remains.
 hajjpodge: Vengeance is a dish best served cold.
Image 173976   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Taters
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