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268141  Felicity: There's a store I drive past every week called the Neuterhead Ace of Spayeds

268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

268155  wolfpk: LSD, Bath Salts or Shrooms? (All the above is also a possibility)

268152  Felicity: Some ideas about the health of kittens

268146  VeeKay: Good shag baby

268169  chemical: Might need a new Axel

268156  Felicity: Homemade 7 of 9 cosplay

268155  Not A Bot: Soylent clothing?

268155  Ihminen: Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi.

268156  ignatz: Hey, not that kind of tug!

268155  fanny: I've read that dragons love tacos

268156  ignatz: One tug and it's all off..

268156  ignatz: Depilation intensifies..

268158  ignatz: The black bars are still winning tho..

268164  ignatz: never know when you'll need to pick your way out of ZipLok handcuffs..

268138  Science: Your butterknife is not a screwdriver

268131  ignatz: When are they going to get around to doing the 'other thing'?

268150  Amy Housewine: It actually speaks fluent English and has a voice like Barry White.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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 east bay: The kid on the right has Trump hair
 square44: @Spazstatic RIP buddy
 Chest Rockwell: Thanks Remco!
 dobbiesdoogs: everyone loves can!
 DarkTeddy: Also: rebel against capital.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic I wagered that underscores worked. I lost. x.x
 Spazstatic: Instructions unclear: kicked bucket. xx
 square44: contents: one can
Image 173981   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
278
 
 TheFrogMan: you got me @Dreforian?
 Dreforian: I see great noms in your future...
Image 173980   04-17-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Image 173979 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Salvador Molly. We'll pray for you, Salvador Molly.
Score:
109
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 173978   04-17-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
191
 
 Tacorleone: That's SOME pig!
 XLY: Chick looks like shes just heard the headline instead of say cheese
 Hokie333: # Some may call me Pig / but you can call me 5-0 / Some may call me Pig / but you can call me 5-0... #
 Peach: So you're just gonna softball it in like that?
Image 173977   04-17-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
621
 
 Skaalar: The Ciiiiiiiircle! The Circle of Liiiiiiiiiife!
 BavidDowie: NY's swinest
 hajjpodge: That's why the good Lord Jesus invented Microwaves for @Hyphae
 Hyphae: @hajjpodge God, like what? 30 years cold, now?
 DrinkMixMan: Ha! They kill me.
 Peach: The intergalactic identical-sextuplet kitty hive-mind, affectionately known by cats everywhere as "Mister Whiskerses", had done it. They had brought down the biggest menace to catkind this side of the milky way, and now they would dine on his festively garnished remains.
 hajjpodge: Vengeance is a dish best served cold.
Image 173976   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
211
 
 chunk norris: I bet the robots never invite us to dinner
 Dreforian: "Damn primates blocking all the good solar radiation"
 Peach: That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Image 173975   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
205
 
 Messed Up Dog: @A duck Also, a shitty version of Clifford the Big Red Dog
 Sandor: I always imagine "being in the doghouse" when in trouble as being more figurative than literal
 A duck: Like a shitty version of The Ring
Image 173974   04-17-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
477
 
 happier: Barkzil
 homeless: Jowly.
 XLY: He'll grow into it
 Kim: I know a guy w I think skin like this.
 Peach: You SEE what I put up with!?
 Mr. Butt: Those eyes tho
 DrinkMixMan: One of the earliest carnivores, we now know Borkfosaurus is actually poisonous, spitting its venom at its prey, causing blindness and eventually paralysis...
 A duck: You annoy me, human. I am very annoyed.
 WaffleIron: One borkfy borker-forker.
Image 173973   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
447
 
 itskando: You want conjunctivitis? Cause that's how you get conjunctivitis!
 Prostata: thats not how you boop!
 Peach: @a robot After reading your comment I've decided this image is RAD.
 Nopetology: If you aren't the lead dog, the view is always the same.
 A duck: Eat da booty like groceries
 a robot: My boss (who I strongly dislike) has a pug that she loves (who I have met and he's a gross little pig-snorting abomination) and this image helps me visualize the two of them together at home, so thanks.
 NoRagrets: Also, never go ass to mouth.
 NoRagrets: This is my fetish.
Image 173972   04-17-17   Uploaded by    redrex
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