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263221  Knice: Cool, but it's bitch putting one on when all you have is a semi.

263208  wolfpk: The obvious comment won't be allowed.

263210  wolfpk: "We have throughly examined the area." Guy in the left: What's this we shit!

263215  Knice: I honestly do hope that the Russians hacked the 2016 election. Then at least I wouldn't have to believe that most of us actually did vote for Trump.

263216  Knice: Another show I've never watched but have seen too much of.

263202  Kaviri: Rome had the right idea. "All of the cracks are there on purpose!"

263218  Knice: "this not a food why is here"

263219  Knice: Ooh, ducked in and went for the side-boop! Didn't see that one coming!

263021  Kaviri: Here's the secret: attach a large sum of money as a "donation".

263201  addend: Your home looks lovely. May we sit at the bar?

263157  Korrok: Korrok approves....

263186  dangerkeith3000: That bird ded.

263199  a robot: @Scoo *click*

263189  dangerkeith3000: The next Shakespeare? Possible.

263204  a robot: It took me a minute to parse what was going on here, the angle of the donkey's face made it look like some kind of weird mutilated deer or something at first. Looks like they rescued him from the lake and I'm glad everyone is happy :3

263194  dangerkeith3000: I saw a sex doll porn one time and it was really gross.

263195  dangerkeith3000: @WTF And the guy driving is named Jesus.

263199  dangerkeith3000: It's in a nice box and everything.

263187  a robot: @fanny Oh dang, I didn't realize it had come out already! Gotta give it a watch, thanks for reminding me :D

263209  dangerkeith3000: George Carlin was the perfect pick to play the cardinal.

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262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

263079 ashton: lolol @antipatterns!

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263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262854 E. HONDA: Isn't saliva a food machinery lubricant?

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter



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Score:
297
 
 sparename: Har Har, your yo-yo is crap
Image 173951   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
334
 
 Peach Toddler: Cats are immune to the singularity balls from /The Arrival/
 Peach: Look into my crystal ball, human, and kahjiit will tell you your future.
 DrinkMixMan: "Pet me you lil bitch"
 Teechur: "This is the only ball I have left. Are you gonna take it away from me like the other two?"
 Gomi Day: that's no moon.... that's a cat toy..
 XLY: That cat is high af
 a robot: Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational cat toy
 Prostata: rollerball
 Dresdenkeogh: Cats should not gaze into the palantir. Even Sauron would be at their mercy.
Image 173950   04-17-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
227
 
 Double-Munched Tacotito: If Frank is like other absent-minded people I know, he will learn to tune out the reminders and then make the same mistakes as before
 apoxia: @Nwcorset unfortunately it gets worse. The mother of his baby is a homeopath.
 Nwcorset: @apoxia my condolences.
 Teechur: @apoxia Did he have to write TGIF (Tip Goes In First) anywhere on his wife?
 bug: I think Memento in real life would be more like this.
 apoxia: My brother-in-law used to do this. He wrote on the wall in permanent marker next to the toilet roll holder "change when empty". He also used to wash his clothes by wearing them in the shower, and if he couldn't be bothered doing this he would spray them with air freshener. He's having his first baby next month.
 BavidDowie: Pope even does his own laundry!
 tib gubb: it's not that hard, frank
 FabricMan: Goddamnit, Frank.
Image 173949   04-17-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
122
 
 Kim: @BavidDowie like gunpowder? Like what pirates used to spike rum with?
 BavidDowie: @Kim blackpowder
 Kim: @Mr. Butt what's the skunk stripe?
 Mr. Butt: @Quackzy When I'm 80, that's what I'm gonna call my dick.
 Quackzy: Ancient burrito? @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: I;m 12 and i know wht this is
Image 173948   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Image 173947 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jalamunch Totorito. We'll pray for you, Jalamunch Totorito.
Image 173946 is unbelievably bad (score -29) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by why the long face. Boo, why the long face.
Score:
102
 
 Peach: Dear ant who stole my plant
 DrinkMixMan: I know what I am.
 WaffleIron: @Gomi Day : yeaaahh, people are shit like that sometimes.
 Scoo: @WTF Who steals a plant?
 Mad Collager: @Gomi Day I bet it was zombies. They know that sunflowers give energy, so you can plant more zombie-killing pea shooters and cherry bombs.
 Gomi Day: @WaffleIron i'm well familiar with squirrels digging up things, constantly, but these were pretty huge. it looked like someone straight up dug them up to plant in their own yard.
 WaffleIron: @Gomi Day : maybe squirrels? They steal my tulips. I had to bury the bulbs in chicken wire to keep tynem from digging them up, now they just snap the flowers off.
 Gomi Day: i had my sunflowers stolen, twice in a row. it's confusing and aggravating. :/
Image 173945   04-17-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
225
 
 Mark As Read: Mini-Vladimir-Putin in the Marilyn Manson rubber-woman-suit
 Ironass: It's Marylin Manson as a kid.
 DrinkMixMan: This is not going to fly in Dallas.
 DrinkMixMan: @zodiacflash Aliens.
 bigjim: The Dallas Cowboys always get the best chicks.
 zodiacflash: Why dat post twice?
 zodiacflash: Close Encounters remake lookin kinda fucked up...
 zodiacflash: Close Encounters remake lookin kinda fucked up...
 BILL DOOR: CALL THE POLICE.
 dobbiesdoogs: @Skinr "and beat the shit out of us too!"
 Gomi Day: my naked buddy and me.
 Skinr: "Hey! Those are the guys that stole our uniforms!"
Image 173944   04-17-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
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 Dreforian: What, do we need an appointment to talk about the ghost hand in this pic?!? I guess I'll pencil it in then.
 Mad Collager: I dunno, those straightedges are unparalleled.
 duckfarts: desk seems sketchy to me
 addend: Sorry about that @Hosebag. I'll draw the windows shut.
 Hosebag: Is there a draft in here?
Image 173943   04-17-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
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 John Blender: She is mouth deep in some nasty boxers.
 fanny: I have a mannequin head and i'm debating doing this right now
 Niels Bohr: @Hosebag good pupper
 Hosebag: My Doberman doesn't always bite people, but when they do shit like this - he does!
 addend: They flinched as soon as the giant thumb descended.
Image 173942   04-17-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
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