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272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

272621  hajjpodge: Turn the lightning down and these become stills from a horror short.

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

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272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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Score:
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 original og: Freem Son!
 Science: @a sedated moose: They changed that policy when they all started dying off and nobody knew how to get in. Secret societies kind of suck in that regard.
 Science: 2B1ASK1
 redmonkey3: We get it, you apron.
 Kim: Low level vegan mason spotted. Dead ahead.
 DrinkMixMan: ShutUUUUUUP...
 duckfarts: SHAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 phil: @WaffleIron WAYYYYYYY too hard. (He's got a second-hand apron; he almost got in at Hendon...)
 a sedated moose: I thought it was a SECRET society.
 tritium: Irony is they kicked him out for being thirsty.
 Dresdenkeogh: For The love of God somebody free that poor man's son!!!
 WaffleIron: Hmmm... not gonna call "confirmed" on this one, he's trying too hard.
Image 173893   04-17-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
471
 
 addend: A lot of work goes into making murder look respectable.
 windows96: Masonic swag?
 SgtScaredFrog: Mameluke af
Image 173892   04-17-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
251
 
 adeadcrab: New Zelda looking oriental.
Image 173891   04-17-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
212
 
 DrinkMixMan: I like to imagine all three of the people involved here are making the same "funny" picture about one another simultaneously.
 addend: (Deletes fitness-tracker app.)
 LogicKitty: I said I would go to the gym, I never said I would actually work out
 fakeusername: Tried going to the gym, but some asshole kept taking pictures of me, so I quit
 SunWukong: In April?
Image 173890   04-17-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
233
 
 redmonkey3: @DrinkMixMan - bullshit, if you could do that you'd never be on spaceship or anywhere else
 DrinkMixMan: I'll have you know I only masturbate through autofellatio.
 Shay: I knew a guy that beat up Dick Cavett and was rubbing his hands all over your Volvo dude.
 Knice: @a sedated moose They can beat rude people.
 a sedated moose: @Otterman what about the lesbians?
 Spazstatic: AvE didn't drive a Volvo, does he?
 Otterman: @a robot I don't interpret it that way. Women can still have dick beaters, just not their own dick.
 fanny: @a robot I'm typing with my nose!
 Knice: The trick is to add the sugar gradually, about a tablespoon at a time; this keeps it from knocking the air out of your dick while beating it. When all the sugar is in, beat your dick on high speed until the sugar's all dissolved and stiff, glossy peaks form. When you lift your dick beaters, the peaks should stand straight up. Now you can put it on your pie. Or Volvo.
 a robot: This seems to assume that if you don't have a dick, you also don't have hands.
 illBilliam: I will now and forever refer to hands as dick beaters.
 WaffleIron: I once... well... ya know what? That story isn't socially-progressive enough to be posted today. Assume I told a long winded, entertaining story.
Image 173889   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
304
 
 enfanta: @SunWukong Spring Heeled Jacqueline.
 KrazyKat: Insert phone, be Maxwell Smart.
 SunWukong: @WaffleIron or just a massive spring!
 WaffleIron: There's a ton of space in there for all sorts of cool electronics.
Image 173888   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Image 173887 is unbelievably bad (score -29) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fisto. Your image was bad, fisto.
Score:
67
 
 Annoying Vegan : Dammit, Meg.
Image 173886   04-17-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
361
 
 madmax1: Adamski's Venusians ain't friendly no more.
 DrinkMixMan: The not-so-friendly spaceship.
 Gomi Day: this image made me laugh because i was listening to a band called "nazi ufo commander" earlier today.
 SaltLick: @Butcherboy Ah, yes ... the Hitlery Channel.
 SunWukong: At first I thought this was from "Batteries not included".
 Butcherboy: Soon to be an hour long special on the history channel
Image 173885   04-17-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
287
 
 Rachelina: @morrissey Morrissey, mah MAN! How soon IS now, anyway?
 morrissey: Me also @Robespierre
 enfanta: Prom 1974.
 mickeyd: Rainbow road was always a problem for me.
 pig 3: Shovel The Rainbow
Image 173884   04-17-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
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