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249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

249579  some guy : FW:: FW:: FW:FWFW::: RE:FW:LOLOLOL

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
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11. Warrax: 1990 points
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 original og: Freem Son!
 Science: @a sedated moose: They changed that policy when they all started dying off and nobody knew how to get in. Secret societies kind of suck in that regard.
 Science: 2B1ASK1
 redmonkey3: We get it, you apron.
 Kim: Low level vegan mason spotted. Dead ahead.
 DrinkMixMan: ShutUUUUUUP...
 phil: @WaffleIron WAYYYYYYY too hard. (He's got a second-hand apron; he almost got in at Hendon...)
 a sedated moose: I thought it was a SECRET society.
 tritium: Irony is they kicked him out for being thirsty.
 Dresdenkeogh: For The love of God somebody free that poor man's son!!!
 WaffleIron: Hmmm... not gonna call "confirmed" on this one, he's trying too hard.
Image 173893   04-17-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 addend: A lot of work goes into making murder look respectable.
 windows96: Masonic swag?
 SgtScaredFrog: Mameluke af
Image 173892   04-17-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
 adeadcrab: New Zelda looking oriental.
Image 173891   04-17-17   Uploaded by    reply
 DrinkMixMan: I like to imagine all three of the people involved here are making the same "funny" picture about one another simultaneously.
 addend: (Deletes fitness-tracker app.)
 LogicKitty: I said I would go to the gym, I never said I would actually work out
 fakeusername: Tried going to the gym, but some asshole kept taking pictures of me, so I quit
 SunWukong: In April?
Image 173890   04-17-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 redmonkey3: @DrinkMixMan - bullshit, if you could do that you'd never be on spaceship or anywhere else
 DrinkMixMan: I'll have you know I only masturbate through autofellatio.
 Shay: I knew a guy that beat up Dick Cavett and was rubbing his hands all over your Volvo dude.
 Knice: @a sedated moose They can beat rude people.
 a sedated moose: @Otterman what about the lesbians?
 Spazstatic: AvE didn't drive a Volvo, does he?
 Otterman: @a robot I don't interpret it that way. Women can still have dick beaters, just not their own dick.
 fanny: @a robot I'm typing with my nose!
 Knice: The trick is to add the sugar gradually, about a tablespoon at a time; this keeps it from knocking the air out of your dick while beating it. When all the sugar is in, beat your dick on high speed until the sugar's all dissolved and stiff, glossy peaks form. When you lift your dick beaters, the peaks should stand straight up. Now you can put it on your pie. Or Volvo.
 a robot: This seems to assume that if you don't have a dick, you also don't have hands.
 illBilliam: I will now and forever refer to hands as dick beaters.
 WaffleIron: I once... well... ya know what? That story isn't socially-progressive enough to be posted today. Assume I told a long winded, entertaining story.
Image 173889   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 enfanta: @SunWukong Spring Heeled Jacqueline.
 KrazyKat: Insert phone, be Maxwell Smart.
 SunWukong: @WaffleIron or just a massive spring!
 WaffleIron: There's a ton of space in there for all sorts of cool electronics.
Image 173888   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Image 173887 is unbelievably bad (score -29) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fisto. Boo, fisto.
 Annoying Vegan : Dammit, Meg.
Image 173886   04-17-17   Uploaded by    namename
 madmax1: Adamski's Venusians ain't friendly no more.
 DrinkMixMan: The not-so-friendly spaceship.
 Gomi Day: this image made me laugh because i was listening to a band called "nazi ufo commander" earlier today.
 SaltLick: @Butcherboy Ah, yes ... the Hitlery Channel.
 SunWukong: At first I thought this was from "Batteries not included".
 Butcherboy: Soon to be an hour long special on the history channel
Image 173885   04-17-17   Uploaded by    amputator
 Rachelina: @morrissey Morrissey, mah MAN! How soon IS now, anyway?
 morrissey: Me also @Robespierre
 enfanta: Prom 1974.
 VoR: Rainbow road was always a problem for me.
 pig 3: Shovel The Rainbow
Image 173884   04-17-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
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