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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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 original og: Freem Son!
 Science: @a sedated moose: They changed that policy when they all started dying off and nobody knew how to get in. Secret societies kind of suck in that regard.
 Science: 2B1ASK1
 redmonkey3: We get it, you apron.
 Kim: Low level vegan mason spotted. Dead ahead.
 DrinkMixMan: ShutUUUUUUP...
 phil: @WaffleIron WAYYYYYYY too hard. (He's got a second-hand apron; he almost got in at Hendon...)
 a sedated moose: I thought it was a SECRET society.
 tritium: Irony is they kicked him out for being thirsty.
 Dresdenkeogh: For The love of God somebody free that poor man's son!!!
 WaffleIron: Hmmm... not gonna call "confirmed" on this one, he's trying too hard.
Image 173893   04-17-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 addend: A lot of work goes into making murder look respectable.
 windows96: Masonic swag?
 SgtScaredFrog: Mameluke af
Image 173892   04-17-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
 adeadcrab: New Zelda looking oriental.
Image 173891   04-17-17   Uploaded by    reply
 DrinkMixMan: I like to imagine all three of the people involved here are making the same "funny" picture about one another simultaneously.
 addend: (Deletes fitness-tracker app.)
 LogicKitty: I said I would go to the gym, I never said I would actually work out
 fakeusername: Tried going to the gym, but some asshole kept taking pictures of me, so I quit
 SunWukong: In April?
Image 173890   04-17-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 redmonkey3: @DrinkMixMan - bullshit, if you could do that you'd never be on spaceship or anywhere else
 DrinkMixMan: I'll have you know I only masturbate through autofellatio.
 Shay: I knew a guy that beat up Dick Cavett and was rubbing his hands all over your Volvo dude.
 Knice: @a sedated moose They can beat rude people.
 a sedated moose: @Otterman what about the lesbians?
 Spazstatic: AvE didn't drive a Volvo, does he?
 Otterman: @a robot I don't interpret it that way. Women can still have dick beaters, just not their own dick.
 fanny: @a robot I'm typing with my nose!
 Knice: The trick is to add the sugar gradually, about a tablespoon at a time; this keeps it from knocking the air out of your dick while beating it. When all the sugar is in, beat your dick on high speed until the sugar's all dissolved and stiff, glossy peaks form. When you lift your dick beaters, the peaks should stand straight up. Now you can put it on your pie. Or Volvo.
 a robot: This seems to assume that if you don't have a dick, you also don't have hands.
 illBilliam: I will now and forever refer to hands as dick beaters.
 WaffleIron: I once... well... ya know what? That story isn't socially-progressive enough to be posted today. Assume I told a long winded, entertaining story.
Image 173889   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 enfanta: @SunWukong Spring Heeled Jacqueline.
 KrazyKat: Insert phone, be Maxwell Smart.
 SunWukong: @WaffleIron or just a massive spring!
 WaffleIron: There's a ton of space in there for all sorts of cool electronics.
Image 173888   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Image 173887 is unbelievably bad (score -29) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fisto. Your image was bad, fisto.
 Annoying Vegan : Dammit, Meg.
Image 173886   04-17-17   Uploaded by    namename
 madmax1: Adamski's Venusians ain't friendly no more.
 DrinkMixMan: The not-so-friendly spaceship.
 Gomi Day: this image made me laugh because i was listening to a band called "nazi ufo commander" earlier today.
 SaltLick: @Butcherboy Ah, yes ... the Hitlery Channel.
 SunWukong: At first I thought this was from "Batteries not included".
 Butcherboy: Soon to be an hour long special on the history channel
Image 173885   04-17-17   Uploaded by    amputator
 Rachelina: @morrissey Morrissey, mah MAN! How soon IS now, anyway?
 morrissey: Me also @Robespierre
 enfanta: Prom 1974.
 VoR: Rainbow road was always a problem for me.
 pig 3: Shovel The Rainbow
Image 173884   04-17-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
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