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210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Score:
648
 
 yev: yep. you play with rabbit's droppings - you end up like this
 Spazstatic: @a robot I.... I never made that connection before. I can't look at it the same way anymore.
 fanny: is this what they mean by a balanced breakfast?
 Teechur: A little humid today?
 ThatGuy: Nes-too-quik.
 a robot: The mascot is a rabbit, so cereal looks like rabbit poops. That's just logic.
 WaffleIron: Eat it! EAT IT!
Image 173609   04-15-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
441
 
 Peter Pantsless: Where the Hell is Samus when you need her?
 Scoo: Cloudy With A Chance of Stinging, Toxic Death
Image 173608   04-15-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
500
 
 Borkf: @Coolguy According to Google, these are coccolithophores, a type of plankton. Looks like a SEM image of them.
 BavidDowie: these are in your eyeballs *probably*
 Coolguy: Phospholipid bi-layer
Image 173607   04-15-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
253
 
 Robespierre: Nascent Kiss fans, whoever they are - they rock and rolled all night and partied every day.
 funny in the wall: @Nopetology so they're not juggalos... i guess that's a feather in their hats
 dangerkeith3000: "Insane Clown Posse". c. 1984
 Nopetology: In the land of 1979, from the look of it. I think I had that shirt..
 Robespierre: And here they are, the hottest trick-or-treaters in the land...
Image 173606   04-15-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
Score:
729
 
 BILL DOOR: THIS CAT IS WEIRD. AT LEAST IT STILL EATS MICE.
 piranharama: Netflix and owl
 tib gubb: a majestic birb
 Robespierre: I just flew in from the coast and man, are my wings tired!
 Peter Pantsless: Stop...looking...just...stop...I'm trying to poop, okay? There, I said it
 a robot: "I'M FLYING!"
Image 173605   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
436
 
 funny in the wall: @WaffleIron twist, he did it with diabetus. 'merica!
 BavidDowie: I recommend removing the crown of thorns before putting that on
 Himesama: Jesus rocketed to Heaven for your sins.
 Niels Bohr: Getting ready for Easter on the friendly spaceship.
 White Rice: @WaffleIron nah, it's his helmet. Jesus IS Space Buddha.
 WaffleIron: Jesus killed Buddha? Not cool dude.
Image 173604   04-15-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
504
 
 Science: @Dan Tagonistic: It's ok. The T-Rex is ok now - he's paid off all of the bills and is doing fine.
 Otterman: Damn it, I just got done suppressing that memory.
 tritium: Fun fact: this was the most expensive straight-to-video movie ever made. They sued Whoopi Goldberg to get her to appear in it.
 Amy Housewine: I'd never heard of this either. But now I'm very keen to see it.
 Dan Tagonistic: Bad for seeing someone I love having to settle a few tax bills
 Borkf: I've found something to do this weekend then!
 funny in the wall: @Mexico i mean, it sort of does, check your southern neighbors
 Peter Pantsless: How did you all miss this? Were you all temporarily dead? This crap is...crap, but also amazing
 Coolguy: @kinggheedra @Robespierre @Skaalar somehow...
 kinggheedra: Fan theory: this is guinan somehow
 Robespierre: @Skaalar Somehow I missed this completely.
 Skaalar: Somehow I entirely forgot about this...
 Peach: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING!?
 Warrax: @a robot Because we all desperately need more films starring Whoopi Goldberg as the world's toughest cop.
 Mexico: @a robot We needed some quick money for our coke budget! Pure Bolivian cocaine doesn't grow on trees!
 WaffleIron: youtube.com/…
 a robot: But....why?
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
Image 173603   04-15-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
397
 
 sparename: "So I built another one and that sank"
 Robespierre: Local lutefisk dispensary looking shady.
 Niels Bohr: @WaffleIron stavekirke in norway
 WaffleIron: Pinterest got a hold of this image before we did, so you can no longer reverse image search it.
 Minnesotan: yo dawg
Image 173602   04-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
476
 
 dangerkeith3000: When you want to make pooping into an adventure of fun
 White Rice: @Hyphae that would be better, if that were the case in the picture. Look closely, you can see the flap of single-ply behind the roll, indicating forward pedaling, and backwards papering.
 Hyphae: @White Rice naw, he's just pedaling backwards, even better!!
 White Rice: Gotta have the paper going the wrong was for the little dude to be cycling the right way...questionable.
Image 173601   04-15-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
547
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Bug out bag looking tight
 Bill Rye: Take me with you!!
 fakeusername: this is a very fancy box
Image 173600   04-15-17   Uploaded by    Spazstatic
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