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273612  Micro Jackson: He's trying to cut down

273614  Micro Jackson: Sorry, Dave, I can't let you take that slice of pizza........

273639  Mr. Butt: Red sky at night, puppy's delight.

273595  MrBoffo: TwoFace, Ratman's arch enemy

273625  Micro Jackson: Better late than never when hemming pants

273627  Micro Jackson: Are you kidding? I love that shit

273628  Micro Jackson: Invert the green screen

273629  Micro Jackson: Reach in and grab one

273634  Micro Jackson: Save 'em, you're going to need 'em in the joint

273635  Micro Jackson: Looks like my neighbourhood

273636  Micro Jackson: Well, fuck a duck!

273627  MrBoffo: Take one down and pass it around...

273629  MrBoffo: Too floofy for Thailand

273640  smusher: Homosassa what?

273648  Borp Mento: Today you are the good boy - Kona

273580  fenixdown: You're not being downsized, you're being ORGASMSIZED!

273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

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273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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nclaw uploaded 273369 (757 points)
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11. BoiledEggs: 1727 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
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15. weirduncle: 1576 points
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 Kim: This is actually my life until I can pay off an MRI.
 Dr. Bathroom: True bravery.
 Sadbot: Stupid millenials and their vastly reduced wealth and opportunities compared to their parents
 scribbs: It's also the true mark of making 60% of the median income while living alone at the same time.
 Scoo: I've been scheduling my own doctor's appointments since I was 15, for reasons.
 satoshi: @thecraftywolf @Prostata wait i just had a sudden realization
 blue shoes: @Prostata wut?
 UltraBeverly: I think that's actually childlike. You had bad parents.
 Prostata: LOL DONGS
Image 173380   04-14-17   Uploaded by    pirate
 LKoroton: Barbie and Ken grandchildren
Image 173379   04-14-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
 werterland: "Nothing has more possibilities / Than one old wet picture puzzle piece."
 SomeCanadian: It's really quite a soothing pastime. I myself just finished a puzzle of sand, arranged finest to coarsest. @fakeusername
 fanny: @SomeCanadian when my son was younger, he picked up a used condom in the woods while we were exploring, thought it was a balloon :( He picked up a USED tampon applicator he found in a shed outside a wholesale club (who the fuck changes their tampons in a wholesale club shed for fuck sake??) Both resulted in great conversations...
 ThatGuy: AffluentNeighborhood.jpg
 fakeusername: what the hell was it a puzzle of? a hardwood floor?
 SomeCanadian: ALSO FOUND: Used condom. Someone opened this up but never finished the lotion inside. Hope this brings you some peace.
Image 173378   04-14-17   Uploaded by    chemical
 yawgmoth: @SunWukong And there was much rejoicing
 SunWukong: @sparename buggering off.
 Sadbot: Only known recipient of a prosthetic head
 sparename: Where is Brave Sir Robin now?
Image 173377   04-14-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
 scribbs: My mom's second career was as a mental-health nurse. I gave her this book. She loved it :-)
 Mr. Shine: I own this, along with the pop-up book of Nightmares and one about sex. In this one, the Arachniphobia page is engineered so that when the giant spider pops out of the book, its front legs brush against your hands.
 SomeCanadian: They've got a pop-up book for that. @annterland
 annterland: My phobia IS pop-up books
Image 173376   04-14-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
 wolfpk: What do you mean look? I don't have children. Holy shit where did that come from!! (Ignore last post. I need to slow down.)
 wolfpk: What do look, I don't have children. Holy shit where did that cone from!!
 Butcherboy: I saw a customer throw a case of beer in the back seat of his car and hit the kid in the child seat. Kid was ok though. It was light beer
 Nope: Hahaha oh right my BABY oh god im such a doofus
Image 173375   04-14-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
 scribbs: That's pretty kewl.
 dangerous dave: Directly across the street from Pruit Igou, I'll presume....
Image 173374   04-14-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
 NotHuman: @E. HONDA Abeanbagbedwithbuiltinblanketandpillow. IfitdoesntsayMicrMachinesitsnottherealthing
 Kim: May the darkness consume me forever.
 fanny: how the hell can i fit that in the washer after my cat inevitably pukes on the built in blanket?
 Dr. Bathroom: Then you'll be needing a chiropractor.
 zupobaloop: In America and Israel, the built in pillow is missing.
 wolfpk: I want one.... at work
 E. HONDA: try saying the bottom phrase as fast as you can
Image 173373   04-14-17   Uploaded by    greg
 a robot: I think my grandma had a chair upholstered in this pattern in the 70s
Image 173372   04-14-17   Uploaded by    sad face
 a robot: @scribbs That says "Winni Puh" which is the Russian name for Winnie the Pooh. Do with this knowledge whatever you wish
 scribbs: Buhhn-Nyx is my dancing name.
Image 173371   04-14-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
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