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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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 Kim: This is actually my life until I can pay off an MRI.
 Dr. Bathroom: True bravery.
 Sadbot: Stupid millenials and their vastly reduced wealth and opportunities compared to their parents
 scribbs: It's also the true mark of making 60% of the median income while living alone at the same time.
 Scoo: I've been scheduling my own doctor's appointments since I was 15, for reasons.
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf @Prostata wait i just had a sudden realization
 thecraftywolf: @Prostata wut?
 UltraBeverly: I think that's actually childlike. You had bad parents.
 Prostata: LOL DONGS
Image 173380   04-14-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
214
 
 LKoroton: Barbie and Ken grandchildren
Image 173379   04-14-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
367
 
 werterland: "Nothing has more possibilities / Than one old wet picture puzzle piece."
 SomeCanadian: It's really quite a soothing pastime. I myself just finished a puzzle of sand, arranged finest to coarsest. @fakeusername
 fanny: @SomeCanadian when my son was younger, he picked up a used condom in the woods while we were exploring, thought it was a balloon :( He picked up a USED tampon applicator he found in a shed outside a wholesale club (who the fuck changes their tampons in a wholesale club shed for fuck sake??) Both resulted in great conversations...
 ThatGuy: AffluentNeighborhood.jpg
 fakeusername: what the hell was it a puzzle of? a hardwood floor?
 SomeCanadian: ALSO FOUND: Used condom. Someone opened this up but never finished the lotion inside. Hope this brings you some peace.
Image 173378   04-14-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
518
 
 yawgmoth: @SunWukong And there was much rejoicing
 SunWukong: @sparename buggering off.
 Sadbot: Only known recipient of a prosthetic head
 SomeCanadian: *MECHANICALLY DUBBED ROAR INTENSIFIES*
 sparename: Where is Brave Sir Robin now?
Image 173377   04-14-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
458
 
 scribbs: My mom's second career was as a mental-health nurse. I gave her this book. She loved it :-)
 Mr. Shine: I own this, along with the pop-up book of Nightmares and one about sex. In this one, the Arachniphobia page is engineered so that when the giant spider pops out of the book, its front legs brush against your hands.
 SomeCanadian: They've got a pop-up book for that. @annterland
 annterland: My phobia IS pop-up books
Image 173376   04-14-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
159
 
 wolfpk: What do you mean look? I don't have children. Holy shit where did that come from!! (Ignore last post. I need to slow down.)
 wolfpk: What do look, I don't have children. Holy shit where did that cone from!!
 Butcherboy: I saw a customer throw a case of beer in the back seat of his car and hit the kid in the child seat. Kid was ok though. It was light beer
 Nope: Hahaha oh right my BABY oh god im such a doofus
Image 173375   04-14-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
332
 
 scribbs: That's pretty kewl.
 dangerous dave: Directly across the street from Pruit Igou, I'll presume....
Image 173374   04-14-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
431
 
 NotHuman: @E. HONDA Abeanbagbedwithbuiltinblanketandpillow. IfitdoesntsayMicrMachinesitsnottherealthing
 Kim: May the darkness consume me forever.
 fanny: how the hell can i fit that in the washer after my cat inevitably pukes on the built in blanket?
 Dr. Bathroom: Then you'll be needing a chiropractor.
 zupobaloop: In America and Israel, the built in pillow is missing.
 wolfpk: I want one.... at work
 E. HONDA: try saying the bottom phrase as fast as you can
Image 173373   04-14-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
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 a robot: I think my grandma had a chair upholstered in this pattern in the 70s
Image 173372   04-14-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
252
 
 a robot: @scribbs That says "Winni Puh" which is the Russian name for Winnie the Pooh. Do with this knowledge whatever you wish
 scribbs: Buhhn-Nyx is my dancing name.
Image 173371   04-14-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
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