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233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

233378  Robespierre: @tib gubb He'll get bored - it seems like it's just too easy

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9. Side Boob
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233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233318 Otterman: @UltraBeverly Now gimme my social security!

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233418 Kaviri: *his



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fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


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 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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Score:
584
 
 Robespierre: "Why do you build me up ... Buttercup, baby..."
 Otterman: @Peter Pantsless Not enough upvotes for you
 fanny: "Dude, your singing is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
 Peter Pantsless: Dope beats and sick bleats
Image 173344   04-14-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
540
 
 Scoo: Olivenati confirmed
 Sadbot: He's got two eyes, therefore; double Illuminati
 Nopetology: Nobody beats Triangle Man.
 Peter Pantsless: Designer suit confirmed
Image 173343   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
612
 
 tib gubb: i'm actually pretty okay with that
 Hyphae: Alternatively, your platelets could be pumping through someone's *****!
 sparename: God gave man a brain and a penis - but only enough blood to drive one or the other
 zupobaloop: That's because God has united us as one.
 Otterman: In fact, I'm counting on it.
 Yam: It could be in their weinerrrrr
 Peter Pantsless: Why do you think I donate?
 Scoo: Nachos de sangre!
Image 173342   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Off Topic
Score:
948
 
 Nothing: I caught a bird!
 wolfpk: Does he bite? Only if you piss him off.
 Peter Pantsless: "I don't care who started it!"
 Amy Housewine: Well that serves you right, really.
Image 173341   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
475
 
 tib gubb: this is why i don't go outside
 Himesama: Kids will like what they like no matter what. As a good parent it's your job to connect the dots to something you can both enjoy. Now about the nerdy names I picked for them...
 SomeCanadian: The brain damage or the rejection of the previous generations norms? (I was in a frat btw, best years of my life) @Scoo
 Sadbot: @zupobaloop In the "you can't make me like sports and going outside, Dad!" way but yeah, a lot of them sure like the "women are objects" part
 zupobaloop: @Sadbot Most geeks claim to reject patriarchal bullshit huh?
 Sadbot: If most geeks are as smart as they think they are, they'd realize that the basics of successful parenting are letting kids grow into themselves, with helpful guidance. Instead a lot of them perpetuate the patriarchal bullshit they claim to reject. Making your kid watch Star Wars is the new fishing trip, "it builds character".
 Scoo: Future Frat Boy, right there
 VoR: but better!
Image 173340   04-14-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
333
 
 WTF: "Don't touch me or it will spread to you too!"
 Robespierre: @scribbs I'm just mad about saffron. And saffron's mad about me. That's what Leitch says, anyway.
 scribbs: @Yam @Amy Housewine Her name is Fontaine. I'm mad about her.
 piranharama: How you see me? I camouflaged!
 Yam: @Amy Housewine Quite rightly
 Peter Pantsless: Raywoman? Wait, no torso
 Scoo: Apple Yellow
 Mr. Butt: A veritable Lemon Party!
 sparename: She's pointing to the lemon entry, my dear Watson
 Amy Housewine: They call me Mellow Yellow.
Image 173339   04-14-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
622
 
 WTF: The Dapper Doot
 Robespierre: Pug skull creepy enough on its own.
 Peter Pantsless: *sees bat, tries to run like Hell but falls apart immediately because his bones aren't connected by anything*
 sparename: Been waiting long?
 SomeCanadian: Hey! You gotta pick up your dogs doots!
Image 173338   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
708
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Thought there was a gap in the middle where the little ginger feller is
 ignatz: Fracatals are cool
 wolfpk: I am feeling drained.
 werterland: She's torn between motherly instinct and wanting to attack them for touching her tummy.
 Mr. Shine: *empty milkshake sounds*
 karmakat: NO VACANCY! I ASSURE YOU!
 Peter Pantsless: "Good thing I'm fucking insane and have concrete furniture!"
 Warrax: Should have just stuck with drinking wine on the toilet.
 Otterman: So this is my life...
 Scoo: Appropriate phenotypic diversity
 Yam: I've made a terrible mistake
Image 173337   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
439
 
 itskando: But I font wanna eat note. "You're going to eat note and you're gonna like it."
 tib gubb: wow. that's really hurtful.
 wolfpk: Teeth
 wolfpk: Well you have no chompers. Well give me five minutes
 Hosebag: @Scoo Weird Al
 Niels Bohr: The letter started nice, "Dear redacted".
 XLY: SHE GOES TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL
 Warrax: She lives in Canada. You haven't met her.
 Mr. Butt: #172760
 Scoo: Who names their kid "eat it"?
Image 173336   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
469
 
 Kim: 10p?! A bargain.
 a robot: "Emetic" means it makes you barf. In three days I guess. Not sure that's really representative of how Jesus came back
 trelyate: the blood you sacrifice could be in somebody's nachos right now
 WaffleIron: Oh thank god it's from scarfolk
 Skaalar: Wait... Who's blood is this again?
Image 173335   04-14-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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