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249303  Joseph: Please stop.

249274  San DoDo: Wood praise again

249278  San DoDo: Most haunting work to date!

249282  San DoDo: Now what?

249307  charlemagne: keep it up greg and it'll be two pounds of flesh

249286  San DoDo: They're steaming mad!

249288  San DoDo: Now kiss

249289  San DoDo: This is your final warning..

249292  San DoDo: I like the one where they try to break castle gates with a computer ram, also goat ram in the PC

249295  San DoDo: Tubular!

249296  San DoDo: Oh fou shou, fou shou

249305  San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks

249296  charlemagne: maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. in all the confusion I'm not so sure myself. but what you should be asking is if you feel lucky

249297  charlemagne: the trick is to hit the acceleration just as the number two appears on the screen, you get a little boost

249312  Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.

249215  Prostata: they make an ointment for that now

249305  Knice: Very not funny.

249312  sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane

249213  Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind

249305  Mr. Whiskers: And inside the socks...an Apple Watch. And inside the watch...dental floss. But inside the floss is oral hygiene - and that, my friend, is the true gift.

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249189 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249049 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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Score:
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 violentwrath: "Why do you build me up ... Buttercup, baby..."
 Otterman: @Peter Pantsless Not enough upvotes for you
 fanny: "Dude, your singing is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
 Peter Pantsless: Dope beats and sick bleats
Image 173344   04-14-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
540
 
 Scoo: Olivenati confirmed
 Sadbot: He's got two eyes, therefore; double Illuminati
 Nopetology: Nobody beats Triangle Man.
 Peter Pantsless: Designer suit confirmed
Image 173343   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
612
 
 tib gubb: i'm actually pretty okay with that
 Hyphae: Alternatively, your platelets could be pumping through someone's *****!
 sparename: God gave man a brain and a penis - but only enough blood to drive one or the other
 zupobaloop: That's because God has united us as one.
 Otterman: In fact, I'm counting on it.
 Yam: It could be in their weinerrrrr
 Peter Pantsless: Why do you think I donate?
 Scoo: Nachos de sangre!
Image 173342   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Off Topic
Score:
948
 
 Nothing: I caught a bird!
 wolfpk: Does he bite? Only if you piss him off.
 Peter Pantsless: "I don't care who started it!"
 Amy Housewine: Well that serves you right, really.
Image 173341   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
475
 
 tib gubb: this is why i don't go outside
 Himesama: Kids will like what they like no matter what. As a good parent it's your job to connect the dots to something you can both enjoy. Now about the nerdy names I picked for them...
 SomeCanadian: The brain damage or the rejection of the previous generations norms? (I was in a frat btw, best years of my life) @Scoo
 Sadbot: @zupobaloop In the "you can't make me like sports and going outside, Dad!" way but yeah, a lot of them sure like the "women are objects" part
 zupobaloop: @Sadbot Most geeks claim to reject patriarchal bullshit huh?
 Sadbot: If most geeks are as smart as they think they are, they'd realize that the basics of successful parenting are letting kids grow into themselves, with helpful guidance. Instead a lot of them perpetuate the patriarchal bullshit they claim to reject. Making your kid watch Star Wars is the new fishing trip, "it builds character".
 Scoo: Future Frat Boy, right there
 VoR: but better!
Image 173340   04-14-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
333
 
 WTF: "Don't touch me or it will spread to you too!"
 CoffeeAndCigs: @scribbs I'm just mad about saffron. And saffron's mad about me. That's what Leitch says, anyway.
 scribbs: @Yam @Amy Housewine Her name is Fontaine. I'm mad about her.
 piranharama: How you see me? I camouflaged!
 Yam: @Amy Housewine Quite rightly
 Peter Pantsless: Raywoman? Wait, no torso
 Scoo: Apple Yellow
 Mr. Butt: A veritable Lemon Party!
 sparename: She's pointing to the lemon entry, my dear Watson
 Amy Housewine: They call me Mellow Yellow.
Image 173339   04-14-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
622
 
 WTF: The Dapper Doot
 eevee: Pug skull creepy enough on its own.
 Peter Pantsless: *sees bat, tries to run like Hell but falls apart immediately because his bones aren't connected by anything*
 sparename: Been waiting long?
 SomeCanadian: Hey! You gotta pick up your dogs doots!
Image 173338   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
708
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Thought there was a gap in the middle where the little ginger feller is
 ignatz: Fracatals are cool
 wolfpk: I am feeling drained.
 werterland: She's torn between motherly instinct and wanting to attack them for touching her tummy.
 Mr. Shine: *empty milkshake sounds*
 karmakat: NO VACANCY! I ASSURE YOU!
 Peter Pantsless: "Good thing I'm fucking insane and have concrete furniture!"
 Warrax: Should have just stuck with drinking wine on the toilet.
 Otterman: So this is my life...
 Scoo: Appropriate phenotypic diversity
 Yam: I've made a terrible mistake
Image 173337   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
439
 
 itskando: But I font wanna eat note. "You're going to eat note and you're gonna like it."
 tib gubb: wow. that's really hurtful.
 wolfpk: Teeth
 wolfpk: Well you have no chompers. Well give me five minutes
 Hosebag: @Scoo Weird Al
 Niels Bohr: The letter started nice, "Dear redacted".
 XLY: SHE GOES TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL
 Warrax: She lives in Canada. You haven't met her.
 Mr. Butt: #172760
 Scoo: Who names their kid "eat it"?
Image 173336   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
469
 
 Kim: 10p?! A bargain.
 a robot: "Emetic" means it makes you barf. In three days I guess. Not sure that's really representative of how Jesus came back
 trelyate: the blood you sacrifice could be in somebody's nachos right now
 WaffleIron: Oh thank god it's from scarfolk
 Skaalar: Wait... Who's blood is this again?
Image 173335   04-14-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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