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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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Score:
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 violentwrath: "Why do you build me up ... Buttercup, baby..."
 Otterman: @Peter Pantsless Not enough upvotes for you
 fanny: "Dude, your singing is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
 Peter Pantsless: Dope beats and sick bleats
Image 173344   04-14-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
540
 
 Scoo: Olivenati confirmed
 Sadbot: He's got two eyes, therefore; double Illuminati
 Nopetology: Nobody beats Triangle Man.
 Peter Pantsless: Designer suit confirmed
Image 173343   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
612
 
 tib gubb: i'm actually pretty okay with that
 Hyphae: Alternatively, your platelets could be pumping through someone's *****!
 sparename: God gave man a brain and a penis - but only enough blood to drive one or the other
 zupobaloop: That's because God has united us as one.
 Otterman: In fact, I'm counting on it.
 Yam: It could be in their weinerrrrr
 Peter Pantsless: Why do you think I donate?
 Scoo: Nachos de sangre!
Image 173342   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Off Topic
Score:
948
 
 Nothing: I caught a bird!
 wolfpk: Does he bite? Only if you piss him off.
 Peter Pantsless: "I don't care who started it!"
 Amy Housewine: Well that serves you right, really.
Image 173341   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
475
 
 tib gubb: this is why i don't go outside
 Himesama: Kids will like what they like no matter what. As a good parent it's your job to connect the dots to something you can both enjoy. Now about the nerdy names I picked for them...
 SomeCanadian: The brain damage or the rejection of the previous generations norms? (I was in a frat btw, best years of my life) @Scoo
 Sadbot: @zupobaloop In the "you can't make me like sports and going outside, Dad!" way but yeah, a lot of them sure like the "women are objects" part
 zupobaloop: @Sadbot Most geeks claim to reject patriarchal bullshit huh?
 Sadbot: If most geeks are as smart as they think they are, they'd realize that the basics of successful parenting are letting kids grow into themselves, with helpful guidance. Instead a lot of them perpetuate the patriarchal bullshit they claim to reject. Making your kid watch Star Wars is the new fishing trip, "it builds character".
 Scoo: Future Frat Boy, right there
 VoR: but better!
Image 173340   04-14-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
333
 
 WTF: "Don't touch me or it will spread to you too!"
 CoffeeAndCigs: @scribbs I'm just mad about saffron. And saffron's mad about me. That's what Leitch says, anyway.
 scribbs: @Yam @Amy Housewine Her name is Fontaine. I'm mad about her.
 piranharama: How you see me? I camouflaged!
 Yam: @Amy Housewine Quite rightly
 Peter Pantsless: Raywoman? Wait, no torso
 Scoo: Apple Yellow
 Mr. Butt: A veritable Lemon Party!
 sparename: She's pointing to the lemon entry, my dear Watson
 Amy Housewine: They call me Mellow Yellow.
Image 173339   04-14-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
622
 
 WTF: The Dapper Doot
 eevee: Pug skull creepy enough on its own.
 Peter Pantsless: *sees bat, tries to run like Hell but falls apart immediately because his bones aren't connected by anything*
 sparename: Been waiting long?
 SomeCanadian: Hey! You gotta pick up your dogs doots!
Image 173338   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
708
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Thought there was a gap in the middle where the little ginger feller is
 joxxuh: Fracatals are cool
 wolfpk: I am feeling drained.
 werterland: She's torn between motherly instinct and wanting to attack them for touching her tummy.
 Mr. Shine: *empty milkshake sounds*
 karmakat: NO VACANCY! I ASSURE YOU!
 Peter Pantsless: "Good thing I'm fucking insane and have concrete furniture!"
 Warrax: Should have just stuck with drinking wine on the toilet.
 Otterman: So this is my life...
 Scoo: Appropriate phenotypic diversity
 Yam: I've made a terrible mistake
Image 173337   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
439
 
 itskando: But I font wanna eat note. "You're going to eat note and you're gonna like it."
 tib gubb: wow. that's really hurtful.
 wolfpk: Teeth
 wolfpk: Well you have no chompers. Well give me five minutes
 Hosebag: @Scoo Weird Al
 Niels Bohr: The letter started nice, "Dear redacted".
 XLY: SHE GOES TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL
 Warrax: She lives in Canada. You haven't met her.
 Mr. Butt: #172760
 Scoo: Who names their kid "eat it"?
Image 173336   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
469
 
 Kim: 10p?! A bargain.
 a robot: "Emetic" means it makes you barf. In three days I guess. Not sure that's really representative of how Jesus came back
 trelyate: the blood you sacrifice could be in somebody's nachos right now
 WaffleIron: Oh thank god it's from scarfolk
 Skaalar: Wait... Who's blood is this again?
Image 173335   04-14-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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