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228266  dangerkeith3000: Say what you want about America, but $1 still buys you a whole lot of mice.

228269  dangerkeith3000: You can really tell her giving birth in the front seat was painful.

228210  Yurishiro: The finest human beings.

228270  dangerkeith3000: Eric Andre DeVito

228274  dangerkeith3000: David Duchovny is the one on the left.

228275  dangerkeith3000: Why is everything capitalized except 'shit'? Be consistent!

228276  dangerkeith3000: The Eggos sell it.

228226  Yurishiro: come back here right eye

228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

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9. Felicity
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228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay



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11. mackdaddy: 1756 points
12. AFanOfSprite: 1751 points
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Score:
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 White Rice: Heh, flavor-grenade is still the oddest nickname for a fruit I've seen.
 Yam: Pomegranate's not ripe yet.
 SomeCanadian: This apple is explodey
 Amy Housewine: Look at all those bananas.
 Robespierre: Still Life with Pineapple.
Image 173314   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Image 173313 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TaintJuice. We'll pray for you, TaintJuice.
Score:
570
 
 SunWukong: I LIKE REFRACTHORN!!!
 Robespierre: He could have left it at just tasting it, but nooooooo...
 Scoo: That's now how rainbows work. That's now how any of this works!
Image 173312   04-14-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 173311 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Brain. Your image was bad, Brain.
Score:
299
 
 Science: Bring back the chili cheese burrito, you bastards.
 BavidDowie: I gave up Lent for Lent
 Dan Tagonistic: I tried giving up sexual innuendo for lent but its really hard
 SomeCanadian: I don't think this is what is meant by 'cafeteria Catholics'
 SunWukong: I gave up abstinence and moderation for lent.
 Scoo: Taco Bell used to have pretty good fish and shrimp tacos/burritos during Lent (like 5+ years ago, probably). I miss those; it actually made me pay attention to when Easter was.
Image 173310   04-14-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
752
 
 Wooden Spoon: Nightmare version of Gary from Spongebob
 Mr. Shine: Slug Girl by Junji Ito. Enjoy your nightmares.
 savvoy: H.R. Geiger's concept art for Star Wars did not mesh with George Lucas's vision
 Amy Housewine: "I've been trying to give up paving slabs, but they're just so tasty".
 FabricMan: Carrie Fisher, RIP
 Scoo: Snoot
 Nope: Neat
Image 173309   04-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1072
 
 KingTrebek: @zodiacflash No, they just cover it in stinging hairs
 Otterman: Radded for horror
 zodiacflash: Do they still cut up the roof of your mouth?
 SomeCanadian: I didn't know they were made of corn.
 Robespierre: Gluten-Free!
 Zampano: This has effectively ruined capn crunch for me forever
 Scoo: Looks good but I'm watching my cholesterol, you know
 Nope: Fuck captain this is your worst mistake yet!
 Peter Pantsless: I laughed
 Cami: Sugar is still the second ingredient on the list.
 Cami: Neither eggs nor abdomens....the rest is good to eat.
Image 173308   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
189
 
 Mr. Shine: @WTF It always HAS been.
 Annoying Vegan : I got tetanus from looking at this
 WTF: David Blaine, Trash Magic
Image 173307   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
461
 
 Robespierre: That Troy McClure; he's one bright boy.
 Scoo: I like the way you think, Troy
Image 173306   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
394
 
 Science: Huh. Turns out grandpa was a dick.
 gulpeg: Why? @UltraBeverly
 SomeCanadian: Shockingly, he's rather svelte by today's standards. Time makes fools of us all.
 UltraBeverly: Glenda or Glen?
Image 173305   04-14-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
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