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272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

272927  addend: Zzz.

272681  Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272931  addend: Don't vaxx on me.

272691  Passive: How my digestive tract determines my experience after Southern Indian food

272932  addend: Warm milk.

272700  Passive: "Christian Weston Chandler mellowed out during his golden years."

272628  Mr Bleak: Who crowned him?

272893  Passive: The year is 3022, EA has acquired every video game license and shut down every studio.

272941  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272940  Double-Munched Tacotito: Is that Sid?

272928  Passive: I'll take it

272928  addend: (Adds "broken window", "slashed tires", and "busted headlight".)

272931  Knice: Where at least I know I wheeze.

272726  addend: But does he have good hair?

272730  addend: "I asked for a /flashlight/ to use at night -- ehh, never mind."

272732  addend: Maybe sandwich it with iceberg lettuce.

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.



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Score:
524
 
 breadtoaster: @Yam And it's not going to ripen until someone pulls its pin.
 tane: Where grenadine comes from
 White Rice: Heh, flavor-grenade is still the oddest nickname for a fruit I've seen.
 Yam: Pomegranate's not ripe yet.
 SomeCanadian: This apple is explodey
 Amy Housewine: Look at all those bananas.
 chemical: Still Life with Pineapple.
Image 173314   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Image 173313 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TaintJuice. We'll pray for you, TaintJuice.
Score:
560
 
 SunWukong: I LIKE REFRACTHORN!!!
 someguynameded: He could have left it at just tasting it, but nooooooo...
 Scoo: That's now how rainbows work. That's now how any of this works!
Image 173312   04-14-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 173311 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Brain. We'll pray for you, Brain.
Score:
299
 
 MyPasswordAintPassword: One of the great things about lapsing from your religion: the extra thrill you feel every time you *dont* have to do something unpleasant
 Science: Bring back the chili cheese burrito, you bastards.
 BavidDowie: I gave up Lent for Lent
 Dan Tagonistic: I tried giving up sexual innuendo for lent but its really hard
 SomeCanadian: I don't think this is what is meant by 'cafeteria Catholics'
 SunWukong: I gave up abstinence and moderation for lent.
 Scoo: Taco Bell used to have pretty good fish and shrimp tacos/burritos during Lent (like 5+ years ago, probably). I miss those; it actually made me pay attention to when Easter was.
Image 173310   04-14-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
785
 
 Wooden Spoon: Nightmare version of Gary from Spongebob
 Mr. Shine: Slug Girl by Junji Ito. Enjoy your nightmares.
 savvoy: H.R. Geiger's concept art for Star Wars did not mesh with George Lucas's vision
 Amy Housewine: "I've been trying to give up paving slabs, but they're just so tasty".
 FabricMan: Carrie Fisher, RIP
 Scoo: Snoot
 Nope: Neat
Image 173309   04-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1072
 
 sports: Even the Soggies want no part of this
 KingTrebek: @zodiacflash No, they just cover it in stinging hairs
 Muncharito Beanworld: Radded for horror
 zodiacflash: Do they still cut up the roof of your mouth?
 SomeCanadian: I didn't know they were made of corn.
 norgu5: Gluten-Free!
 Zampano: This has effectively ruined capn crunch for me forever
 Scoo: Looks good but I'm watching my cholesterol, you know
 Nope: Fuck captain this is your worst mistake yet!
 Peter Pantsless: I laughed
 Cami: Sugar is still the second ingredient on the list.
 Cami: Neither eggs nor abdomens....the rest is good to eat.
Image 173308   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
224
 
 Mr. Shine: @WTF It always HAS been.
 Annoying Vegan : I got tetanus from looking at this
 WTF: David Blaine, Trash Magic
Image 173307   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
448
 
 SS Keith: That Troy McClure; he's one bright boy.
 Scoo: I like the way you think, Troy
Image 173306   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
394
 
 digabigpig: He looks better as a girl
 Science: Huh. Turns out grandpa was a dick.
 gulpeg: Why? @UltraBeverly
 SomeCanadian: Shockingly, he's rather svelte by today's standards. Time makes fools of us all.
 UltraBeverly: Glenda or Glen?
Image 173305   04-14-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
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