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273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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 abrahamx: So he went in under the tree and painted his car white?
 Hosebag: Can't you take a hint!?
 Cami: @Warrax I've done it. You need to keep guy lines on it for years. You need to keep it watered on the side opposite the fall in the summer. You also need to not park your car in the path of the last fall.
 A duck: What the fuck is up with those windows? This is some Groverhaus level shit.
 Sadbot: The trees hate your awful American cars and tiny mismatched windows, obviously
 Mr. Butt: And that guy? Albert Einstein!
 Warrax: Same tree? They put the tree back up? Well there's your problem.
 dobbiesdoogs: both cars pontiacs
Image 173234   04-13-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 time is wastin: @Felicity I wanted to say rooves but the spellchecker wouldnt allow it. It also doesnt like the word spellchecker, apparently
 static xyz: @Whatever I got good enough at it to be able to land the Cessna on the roof of a Trade Tower, but of course the roofs are intangible, so you just fall right through and crash into the side of the building
 A duck: Macrosoft Fight Simulator
 Hosebag: @Scoo Hey, the FSX actually counts toward a few hours on ground school. It's one hell of a program.
 Whatever: I remember the fuss that was made because you could fly into the Trade Towers in one version...
 Scoo: And despite spending hours on it, it really in no way prepared me for flying actual airplanes
 Scoo: Oh man, I had this for my Apple II. Boom, right in the nostalgia!
 Mr. Butt: Now this is pod racing!
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron Then it should be easy to set down on a runway
 WaffleIron: N4081L is a Robinson R22 BETA, deregistered in 1996, last registrant was BRILES WING AND HELICOPTER INC of gardena CA.
Image 173233   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 Science: I prayed to know divine protections, But now I'm praying for a quick death in Texas
 Amy Housewine: "Texas Twist" definitely sounds like a euphemism.
 A duck: The final Texas twist was that his sister was also his mother.
 UltraBeverly: But thanks for the flowers, Ladybird!
 UltraBeverly: Texas needs more than 1 death methinks.
 Warrax: There are only two certainties in life; death and Texas.
 Nope: Too lazy to dig a grave but not lazy to haul a bunch of bricks
Image 173232   04-13-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
 Alkavarion: no netflix, just chilllll
 Scoo: Maaaaaaan
 DarkTeddy: Yep this guys listening to the new kdot project
 WaffleIron: New york? SHould read "HONKKKKK"
Image 173231   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
 Skaalar: Back when family feud wasn't your daily source of face palms on tv.
 Ratty: 30% of the audience just want him to fail for being stupid
 Scoo: @a robot I think you mean Donkeystrength, if you know what I mean...
 Peter Pantsless: I'm glad the question wasn't "What would be a good name for a metal band?"
 a robot: Llamathrust! If you know what I mean.
 Warrax: Llamathrust measures jet propulsion. You don't want to know why.
 WaffleIron: Zebraforce! Tough times demand tough talk, demand tough souls.
Image 173230   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
 Skaalar: Go away
 Teechur: Let's hear it for D.B. Cooper!
 Peach: The final twist: he's no actually dead.
 Sadbot: @Scoo Yup, I'm mostly just parroting a helo pilot I know
 Scoo: @Sadbot Not far from the truth with a helicopter
 Peter Pantsless: No you are not, helicopter. You are a manufactured object.
 Sadbot: Give it time, that machine is airborne due to luck and magic
 Mr. Shine: This is a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success.
 WaffleIron: Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Image 173229   04-13-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
 vape station: Keeps them from wandering off, getting lost, getting abducted
 Skaalar: A leash for all.
 a robot: @Scoo Hooray! Levar Burton would be so proud of us
 Scoo: @a robot You've now inspired me *twice* today to go back and re-read a beloved book
 a robot: @enfanta Well no, he's being controlled by the giant hideous disembodied brain, duh
 enfanta: @a robot I can't see Charles Wallace, can you?
 a robot: They don't take kindly to independent thoughts on Camazotz
 Bu7Z: Wrong
Image 173228   04-13-17   Uploaded by    hammy
 Cami: I test my levels regularly. It's a good practice....squares too.
 Whatever: Two wrongs don't make a right but three do
 Warrax: I'm not sure this is on the level.
 WaffleIron: I bet it's some guys last name, and no one steals his tools.
Image 173227   04-13-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
 Skaalar: Make me.
 apoxia: @WaffleIron It can't be tiles. That would make it grammatically incorrect, and we all know that never happens.
 Warrax: I know. Still rude though.
 enfanta: Be more.
 WaffleIron: Tiles. Use less tiles, those small ones are just awful.
Image 173226   04-13-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 Ratty: Please sit to one side of the computer
 Nope: Please do not sit next to that homeless man, his zipper really isnt stuck, promise...
Image 173225   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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