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258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

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 abrahamx: So he went in under the tree and painted his car white?
 Hosebag: Can't you take a hint!?
 Cami: @Warrax I've done it. You need to keep guy lines on it for years. You need to keep it watered on the side opposite the fall in the summer. You also need to not park your car in the path of the last fall.
 A duck: What the fuck is up with those windows? This is some Groverhaus level shit.
 Sadbot: The trees hate your awful American cars and tiny mismatched windows, obviously
 Mr. Butt: And that guy? Albert Einstein!
 Warrax: Same tree? They put the tree back up? Well there's your problem.
 dobbiesdoogs: both cars pontiacs
Image 173234   04-13-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 time is wastin: @Felicity I wanted to say rooves but the spellchecker wouldnt allow it. It also doesnt like the word spellchecker, apparently
 static xyz: @Whatever I got good enough at it to be able to land the Cessna on the roof of a Trade Tower, but of course the roofs are intangible, so you just fall right through and crash into the side of the building
 A duck: Macrosoft Fight Simulator
 Hosebag: @Scoo Hey, the FSX actually counts toward a few hours on ground school. It's one hell of a program.
 Whatever: I remember the fuss that was made because you could fly into the Trade Towers in one version...
 Scoo: And despite spending hours on it, it really in no way prepared me for flying actual airplanes
 Scoo: Oh man, I had this for my Apple II. Boom, right in the nostalgia!
 Mr. Butt: Now this is pod racing!
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron Then it should be easy to set down on a runway
 WaffleIron: N4081L is a Robinson R22 BETA, deregistered in 1996, last registrant was BRILES WING AND HELICOPTER INC of gardena CA.
Image 173233   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 Science: I prayed to know divine protections, But now I'm praying for a quick death in Texas
 Amy Housewine: "Texas Twist" definitely sounds like a euphemism.
 A duck: The final Texas twist was that his sister was also his mother.
 UltraBeverly: But thanks for the flowers, Ladybird!
 UltraBeverly: Texas needs more than 1 death methinks.
 Warrax: There are only two certainties in life; death and Texas.
 Nope: Too lazy to dig a grave but not lazy to haul a bunch of bricks
Image 173232   04-13-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
 Alkavarion: no netflix, just chilllll
 Scoo: Maaaaaaan
 DarkTeddy: Yep this guys listening to the new kdot project
 WaffleIron: New york? SHould read "HONKKKKK"
Image 173231   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
 Skaalar: Back when family feud wasn't your daily source of face palms on tv.
 Ratty: 30% of the audience just want him to fail for being stupid
 Scoo: @a robot I think you mean Donkeystrength, if you know what I mean...
 Peter Pantsless: I'm glad the question wasn't "What would be a good name for a metal band?"
 a robot: Llamathrust! If you know what I mean.
 Warrax: Llamathrust measures jet propulsion. You don't want to know why.
 WaffleIron: Zebraforce! Tough times demand tough talk, demand tough souls.
Image 173230   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
 Skaalar: Go away
 Teechur: Let's hear it for D.B. Cooper!
 Peach: The final twist: he's no actually dead.
 Sadbot: @Scoo Yup, I'm mostly just parroting a helo pilot I know
 Scoo: @Sadbot Not far from the truth with a helicopter
 Peter Pantsless: No you are not, helicopter. You are a manufactured object.
 Sadbot: Give it time, that machine is airborne due to luck and magic
 Mr. Shine: This is a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success.
 WaffleIron: Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Image 173229   04-13-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
 vape station: Keeps them from wandering off, getting lost, getting abducted
 Skaalar: A leash for all.
 a robot: @Scoo Hooray! Levar Burton would be so proud of us
 Scoo: @a robot You've now inspired me *twice* today to go back and re-read a beloved book
 a robot: @enfanta Well no, he's being controlled by the giant hideous disembodied brain, duh
 enfanta: @a robot I can't see Charles Wallace, can you?
 a robot: They don't take kindly to independent thoughts on Camazotz
 Bu7Z: Wrong
Image 173228   04-13-17   Uploaded by    hammy
 Cami: I test my levels regularly. It's a good practice....squares too.
 Whatever: Two wrongs don't make a right but three do
 Warrax: I'm not sure this is on the level.
 WaffleIron: I bet it's some guys last name, and no one steals his tools.
Image 173227   04-13-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
 Skaalar: Make me.
 apoxia: @WaffleIron It can't be tiles. That would make it grammatically incorrect, and we all know that never happens.
 Warrax: I know. Still rude though.
 enfanta: Be more.
 WaffleIron: Tiles. Use less tiles, those small ones are just awful.
Image 173226   04-13-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 Ratty: Please sit to one side of the computer
 Nope: Please do not sit next to that homeless man, his zipper really isnt stuck, promise...
Image 173225   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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