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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley


263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

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 shsquid: Oh, four fox sake.
 yev: paradise angels. brutal
 Radstarboom: @Peach Look like kit foxes.
 Peach: My dream is to make the whole universe a paradise for whatever these are.
Image 173219   04-13-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
 shsquid: Not pictured: the screen shot saying "Barbara works at Whispering Pines Funeral Home."
 Scoo: @Derp Herpigan Sleeps; she's depressed
 Warrax: I'm at about 8ish, myself.
 Derp Herpigan: 4383 to be exact(365.25days to account for leap years). Though what does she do with the other 12 hours, I wonder...
 Mr. Butt: Amateur
 tib gubb: barbara knows what's up
 Peach: That's over 11 hours a day.
 dobbiesdoogs: lighten up, barbara
Image 173218   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Troll
 Skaalar: Where Bird Person WOULD have honeymooned.
 guccigucci: Time Tunnel needs a little tweaking.
 apoxia: That's not going to stop spiders getting in.
 WaffleIron: A nest. Needs more pillows.
 Nope: Ah yes the infamous neat naps series
Image 173217   04-13-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
 Science: I love Necromunda
 grizzly: Can you dig it?!
 Ratty: Some poor set designer had to spray paint that
 guest: Dirty, I keep shit stains in my drawers so I can get so fazunky for ya
 White Rice: @Dan Tagonistic one of the freakier bits of improv in any movie. He was just told: taunt them. Love it.
 Dan Tagonistic: Come out to play-ay
Image 173216   04-13-17   Uploaded by    cj22
 PygmyGremlin: I cant accept that the Rangers are wearing sneakers
 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : It is now. You get plus.
 Spazstatic: @WaffleIron is... Is that a euphemism?
 Derp Herpigan: @tib gubb purple hat, behind green mario.
 tib gubb: where's waluigi?
 WaffleIron: No matter how big your zord gets, know that it only needs to be hopped on three times to be destroyed.
Image 173215   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
 Skaalar: @Meow I'm sick with a stuffed up nose and now my phone has snot screen from how hard I guffawed. I'll need you to provide cleaning service.
 Culex: Of course you can have all my calipers
 Fantasy: The Kitty Lama.
 a robot: Obi-Wan Catnobi
 Spazstatic: Pet or pet not, there is no bath.
 Scoo: You can't win, Red Dot. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
 Meow: Khajit has wares, if you have coin
 well duh: Come to the dark side. We have Friskies.
 WaffleIron: May the force be with mew.
Image 173214   04-13-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
 eumoria: I can hear the crash replay music from Hard Drivin in my head now
 Side Boob: been there, done that
 tib gubb: this is fine
 Theta Zero: This car's been illegally parked for a while
Image 173213   04-13-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 kshoxx: @Felicity @a robot /The Next Mutation/! Now I remember the title. Im going to look up that Power Ranger crossover episode you mentioned :-)
 randomhobo: @a robot I remember that show! I didnt like it at the time, but I suspect I would find it nostalgic now
 a robot: Did you know in the 90s there was a live-action Ninja Turtle TV show and they brought in a girl turtle? Her name was Venus and she had a light blue mask. They also had a crossover episode with the Power Rangers. It was all pretty stupid.
 wolfpk: 12 were good, 1 was total shit!!
 Peter Pantsless: Take one Raph and two Mikeys, switch them to a new Turtle with a green mask named Giorgione, and you've got AG as Ninja Turtles right there. Nice
Image 173212   04-13-17   Uploaded by    entropy
 Porm Munties: I like buttons
 DrinkMixMan: just relax have a dorite
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :-D
 Gomi Day: random trivia: "you suffer, but why?" are the lyrics to the guinness book of world records holder of the world's shortest song. held by napalm death for the song "you suffer" clocking in at 1.316 seconds.
 WTF: I'm confused by the pic on the basic bitches button. Is that an acid rain thing?
 Peter Pantsless: buttonhorn
 Peach: "Frivolous? You don't know what you're talking about, Stacy. Just you wait, this button-maker is gonna pay for itself."
 WaffleIron: I think buttons are analog image macros.
Image 173211   04-13-17   Uploaded by    twisty
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic iPhone dock!
 Spazstatic: Now I want to engineer an iPhone dick inside a tape deck
 Sandor: That's what she said
 Chest Rockwell: Somebody found out how to scratch the screen and camera lens at the same time.
 Bartleby: You have it in backwards, though
 Peter Pantsless: Twist: it worked
Image 173210   04-13-17   Uploaded by    grid
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