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243603  Felicity: Has a future in goaltending

243534  fanny: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )

243618  Felicity: Good for him for using his fortune to get hair transplants and a chin implant

243583  WTF: Hammer and screwdriver set for scale.

243596  WTF: All least they can still drink Cheer.

243603  WTF: 4. Wide is a lifestyle.

243567  mammal883: now all you need is some whiskey, whisky, or maybe a nice gin and tonic. Yes! a gin and tonic! I'll be back in a second Where was i?

243597  mrwiffler: Dicks.

243617  WTF: But how's the WiFi?

243598  mrwiffler: Except you're outside and it's daytime. And you're a chicken.

243616  mrwiffler: Not really going to be much of a Tuesday.

243592  Not A Bot: ...don't go bull-fighting, mate.

243612  Yurishiro: @Clim Tinties I would say assqueen!

243613  Amy Housewine: "Smoke bomb!"

243488  Yurishiro: @Brain Thoughts just another meatbag

243613  raditzu: MY EYEZZZZZZ!!!1!

243490  FireBreathingMarmot: HD-Aaaaarrrrrrrr

243507  FireBreathingMarmot: Four signs you've been sitting too long.

243601  charlemagne: I am mr sprinkles, king of kings, look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair

243518  FireBreathingMarmot: "C'mon, guys - my hair's not *that* bad..."

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243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243534 fanny: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )

243368 some guy : Rad for Carrollton drag queens.

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 enfanta: @Supermansbrother nevermind. Just saw #173066 /slinks off embarrassed
 enfanta: @Supermansbrother wow. I so don't get that and Google isn't helping.
 Sandor: Complete with downstairs mixup
 piranharama: Do you love me, or are you playing those love games with me!
 Supermansbrother: Flash your onecard for greater savings.
 annterland: v *heart*
 annterland: 3 Old Gregg
 eider: @enfanta I know what you're thinking. Here comes Ironman, he's a metal manbot! You don't know me! You don't know what I got!
 enfanta: Has he even *seen* Ironman?
Image 173065   04-13-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
 Rat-Butt: Ohh, yeah, momma. Stuff that turkey, nice and slow...mmm, yeah, stuff it DEEP inside that naughty bird...yeah,
Image 173064   04-13-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z You know what they say about heavy metal, namely that it accumulates in living organisms faster than it can be excreted. Especially for those of us who eat a lot of tuna.
 Shay: Spoiler: Glenn is standing on a stool.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig you were into metal, then you grew up...
 tokyopig: Oh wait, I take that back. If nomeansno is considered in the hardcore genre then that saves the it for me. They're really "hardcore?" really?
 tokyopig: having grown up metal I'll never understand people of the hardcore persuasion, which is ironic given that at least half of my favorite bands all cite Black Flag as their main influence. (tries to think of one hardcore band that he genuinely enjoys) uh... Husker Du? I love a lotta punk bands but as soon as you put "hardcore" in there you lose me. You also lose me if you put ska in there, but thankfully that thing seems to be dead.
 yev: twilight, jesus saves, and hitler's mom should be on the same shelf
Image 173063   04-13-17   Uploaded by    cj22
 Rat-Butt: Why did you superglue them to the wall, you asshat!
 Rat-Butt: Damnit, Gary! Stop frakking superglueing my shoes to the floor!
Image 173062   04-13-17   Uploaded by    reagan
 SomeCanadian: @piranharama Those always rub me the wrong way. :(
 Teechur: How come everyone else's lawn looks better than mine?
 apoxia: Sexy
 piranharama: 'How to rub your pumpkin' just got more interesting.
Image 173061   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 tib gubb: hello...
 Dr Awkward: Is dog Muppet?
 enfanta: I heard that.
Image 173060   04-13-17   Uploaded by    androbot
 Snowta: "fashion"
 Warrax: It's called shrooms, look it up.
 Teechur: Maybe don't put your lipstick on with a paint roller next time.
 apoxia: It's going to take a long time to lick that drink up.
 jazzjunkie: Stage makeup is always creepy up close
 Nopetology: I bet that hat gets great satellite TV reception..
Image 173059   04-13-17   Uploaded by    durian
 tib gubb: that bear is trying to fight the entire internet
 Quackzy: How do people get these pictures? Are bears actually tamed?
 tokyopig: Cute, what's his name? Godlesskillingmachine? Is that French?
 Teechur: How come everyone else's dog looks cuter than mine?
 Rat-Butt: Yep, that end very messy...
 Rat-Butt: Yep, that end very messy...
 addend: Grizzly scene. Bearly recovered her chewed-up phone.
 Yam: She's dead, Jim
 jazzjunkie: I... just gotta... SING!!!!!
 dobbiesdoogs: the pictures end there
Image 173058   04-13-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
 tokyopig: The best laid plans...
 WaffleIron: Just moved in I see.
Image 173057   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
 tib gubb: because fuck off
 addend: I guess this is a twoot.
 Teechur: If a Cathy makes a toot, would a bunch of them make a teet?
 Otterman: Feel compelled to massage his forehead until it relaxes.
 mwoody: Because those other nouns originated in languages with different linguistic structures, and English tends to adopt pluralization rules along with vocabulary.
 Rat-Butt: That's it...with nonsense BS like that, it is time for Jaden to run for President of the United States!
 itskando: Beeth
 hajjpodge: @Wet farts Because Jaden Smith is the ultimate chat bot.
 Bu7Z: Actually the plural of tooh is toohs
 yev: and plural of brow is brew
 Wet farts: Why Do You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word In A Sentence?
 Flarmie: Toucheet...
Image 173056   04-13-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
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