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227965  Peter Pantsless: I HAVE A THOUSAND ANSWERS

227961  VeeKay: Well I'm very happy to tell you that you can start on Monday if you are available.

227952  VeeKay: $500 fine for carrying a battle axe? Not my President, not my America.

227953  VeeKay: Creppy. Really spoopy.

227963  square44: metal claws holding ceramic plates? I don't think they thought this one through

227963  VeeKay: That a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

227956  VeeKay: Don't let your goana mate with dingoes.

227947  charlemagne: @skillet he sounds resourceful

227957  Skaalar: To the Goat Tower!

227961  Skaalar: Im coo, you coo?

227956  charlemagne: breeding a loyal pet that's resilient enough to survive the fallout

227959  mwoody: "So we just put the scroll in his mouth?"

227955  Not A Bot: over time, domestic pufferfish take on features similar to their captors

227960  square44: do not ask what they make the whipped cream out of

227952  Fiveninety: they saw one of the videos of a canned whole chicken being born and decided to ban it.. and i approve

227948  mwoody: Taunt. +3 attack on opponent turn.

227950  WTF: Must be one of those nasty Hansen's Sodas.

227959  ThoughtlessGentleman: its ok there guy its our first time picking up a hobo for sex too.

227913  AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.

227927  AlexDeLarge: @Donut I'm sure there are good people on both sides

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227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227726 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.

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11. Morn Bumbies: 1764 points
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13. communist: 1718 points
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15. EndlessVanity: 1705 points
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 enfanta: @Supermansbrother nevermind. Just saw #173066 /slinks off embarrassed
 enfanta: @Supermansbrother wow. I so don't get that and Google isn't helping.
 Sandor: Complete with downstairs mixup
 piranharama: Do you love me, or are you playing those love games with me!
 Supermansbrother: Flash your onecard for greater savings.
 annterland: v *heart*
 annterland: 3 Old Gregg
 eider: @enfanta I know what you're thinking. Here comes Ironman, he's a metal manbot! You don't know me! You don't know what I got!
 enfanta: Has he even *seen* Ironman?
Image 173065   04-13-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
 Rat-Butt: Ohh, yeah, momma. Stuff that turkey, nice and slow...mmm, yeah, stuff it DEEP inside that naughty bird...yeah,
Image 173064   04-13-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z You know what they say about heavy metal, namely that it accumulates in living organisms faster than it can be excreted. Especially for those of us who eat a lot of tuna.
 Shay: Spoiler: Glenn is standing on a stool.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig you were into metal, then you grew up...
 tokyopig: Oh wait, I take that back. If nomeansno is considered in the hardcore genre then that saves the it for me. They're really "hardcore?" really?
 tokyopig: having grown up metal I'll never understand people of the hardcore persuasion, which is ironic given that at least half of my favorite bands all cite Black Flag as their main influence. (tries to think of one hardcore band that he genuinely enjoys) uh... Husker Du? I love a lotta punk bands but as soon as you put "hardcore" in there you lose me. You also lose me if you put ska in there, but thankfully that thing seems to be dead.
 yev: twilight, jesus saves, and hitler's mom should be on the same shelf
Image 173063   04-13-17   Uploaded by    cj22
 Rat-Butt: Why did you superglue them to the wall, you asshat!
 Rat-Butt: Damnit, Gary! Stop frakking superglueing my shoes to the floor!
Image 173062   04-13-17   Uploaded by    reagan
 SomeCanadian: @piranharama Those always rub me the wrong way. :(
 Teechur: How come everyone else's lawn looks better than mine?
 apoxia: Sexy
 piranharama: 'How to rub your pumpkin' just got more interesting.
Image 173061   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 tib gubb: hello...
 Dr Awkward: Is dog Muppet?
 enfanta: I heard that.
Image 173060   04-13-17   Uploaded by    androbot
 Snowta: "fashion"
 Warrax: It's called shrooms, look it up.
 Teechur: Maybe don't put your lipstick on with a paint roller next time.
 apoxia: It's going to take a long time to lick that drink up.
 jazzjunkie: Stage makeup is always creepy up close
 Nopetology: I bet that hat gets great satellite TV reception..
Image 173059   04-13-17   Uploaded by    durian
 tib gubb: that bear is trying to fight the entire internet
 Quackzy: How do people get these pictures? Are bears actually tamed?
 tokyopig: Cute, what's his name? Godlesskillingmachine? Is that French?
 Teechur: How come everyone else's dog looks cuter than mine?
 Rat-Butt: Yep, that end very messy...
 Rat-Butt: Yep, that end very messy...
 addend: Grizzly scene. Bearly recovered her chewed-up phone.
 Yam: She's dead, Jim
 jazzjunkie: I... just gotta... SING!!!!!
 dobbiesdoogs: the pictures end there
Image 173058   04-13-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
 tokyopig: The best laid plans...
 WaffleIron: Just moved in I see.
Image 173057   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
 tib gubb: because fuck off
 addend: I guess this is a twoot.
 Teechur: If a Cathy makes a toot, would a bunch of them make a teet?
 Otterman: Feel compelled to massage his forehead until it relaxes.
 mwoody: Because those other nouns originated in languages with different linguistic structures, and English tends to adopt pluralization rules along with vocabulary.
 Rat-Butt: That's it...with nonsense BS like that, it is time for Jaden to run for President of the United States!
 itskando: Beeth
 hajjpodge: @Wet farts Because Jaden Smith is the ultimate chat bot.
 Bu7Z: Actually the plural of tooh is toohs
 yev: and plural of brow is brew
 Wet farts: Why Do You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word In A Sentence?
 Flarmie: Toucheet...
Image 173056   04-13-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
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