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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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 Rat-Butt: On the next episode of "Undercover Boss "
 Mad Collager: Some day I'll dupe an entire country into voting for a fraud. Then I'll make him my puppet, - you'll see!
 Dresdenkeogh: Putin in some overtime.
 funny in the wall: @Joseph do tell... I read their stuff when I was a kid
 Joseph: Putin just quoted Ilf & Petrov. It's pretty hard for me to hate him now.
 Scoo: Listen! I'm the *real* Putin! It's an evil shape-shifting alien that's taken my place in the Kremlin, I swear!
Image 172967   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
 MamboNumber6: @tritium Amongst the grooviest, until his "death by misadventure".
 tritium: Brian Jones.
 sparename: I can smell the hot dust and hair in the radiogram from here
Image 172966   04-12-17   Uploaded by    tritium
 CompletelyJoking: Show, dont tell
 scribbs: You know it's fake news when the farm bill that's favored is "limited."
 Mexico: After batting a career average of .000 for the Orioles, Freddy Monster was fired from the team.
 kinggheedra: Also, they have a headline with no art.... like, this is the worst newspaper.
 kinggheedra: New tax bill may be needed...
Image 172965   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
 yev: and a twist supporter
 enfanta: Chicago.
 Teechur: Probably Carly Simon. "You're so vane" Or maybe Queen: "Any way the wind blows..."
 Annoying Vegan : Same
 Spazstatic: I like turtles
 Hyphae: @Scoo Synth-wave
 Scoo: I think a lot of them are composite nowadays. What kind of music would that be? Mash-ups?
 a robot: Har de har har
Image 172964   04-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 scribbs: @enfanta It references the comment one made below/before :-)
 trelyate: there was a time when this was the most stressful shit you had to put up with
 Beef Supreme: NNG NNG NNG
 enfanta: @scribbs what does vvv mean?
 scribbs: vvv Short for "cumulative." Duh. *insert dipstick emoticon here*
 scribbs: The "cum" doesn't even make sense with the Latin meaning. Or am I mistaken?
 grizzly: I just aced this.
 San DoDo: middle center is false, you no cum in time
 someguy: That's way more time than I need.
 responsibleadult: 2 minutes? What am I, a machine??
Image 172963   04-12-17   Uploaded by    badger
 scribbs: "I smell a tasty frog, but don't see it anywhere."
 Shay: @a robot Maybe the snake is food?
 a robot: Is frog a friend or a food?
Image 172962   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
 enfanta: It's rustic but it has character. It has more life than a lot more polished stuff I see.
 scribbs: @Pizza Kudos for thinking of that :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Pizza AGAIN!
 Pizza: Searched 'art so bad it's good'. Found this.
 SpaceCow: This cat is angry at having been crossbred with a horse.
Image 172961   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
 scribbs: Baby back wammajamma?
 SpaceCow: Good to see the Big Bunny Wig fans helping out.
 Wet farts: Big beautiful watermelon?
 Mexico: Being fat is correlated with a higher risk of cancer, so...
Image 172960   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Troll
 enfanta: If Facebook is any guide, that's supposed to be spelled "opppppps." Kill me now.
 Shay: [ HA HA HA ]
 tib gubb: other languages - amirite?
 celtic: (or as they say in Russia, "xa xa xa")
Image 172959   04-12-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
 Wort Mumpus: Perfect! What's check-out time?
 UltraBeverly: The Borrowers revealed!
 copunter: @Mr. Shine ALSO park-adjacent call now priced to move L00K! [PICTURE]
 Mr. Shine: Newly available: cozy single-occupancy, adjacent to Times Square, $45,000 per month, no pets.
 jazzjunkie: Home sweet home!
 pewdiepie: There was a serial murderer who hid victims in something like this on Criminal Minds.
Image 172958   04-12-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
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