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257971  bug: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...

257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

257923  VoR: Amazon stop

257966  Scoo: MMMMWAH! (chef kiss)

257969  Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway

257946  Not A Bot: idk about those hammer pants tho

257961  fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality

257967  fanny: rude!

257968  fanny: Im not sure if its all in my mind but my news sites do seem to be loading slower these days...

257966  Off Topic: Isn't that how egg drop soup is made?

257960  VoR: @Scoo it doesn't turn on the stroke of midnight?

257962  VoR: World of war craft at 35

257963  VoR: Out of sight out of mind in my tummy

257964  VoR: Pop up is my phobia

257963  TurkeyVulture: Pop up book of phobias.

257956  Robespierre: @Scoo One Sawzall, comin' up

257958  Robespierre: Luh-huuve, uhMurican Style...

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257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257760 jazzjunkie: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257947 Off Topic: I guess I've never seen a truely sexy person before since I've never seen someone covered in sexwebs.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

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 VoR: Do you have brown sauce?
 burritos: Must be some premium ketchup
 Amy Housewine: Thuh hot dog staynd's got no kerchip
 Science: Conveniently located across from that stupid hot dog place that won't allow ketchup on their dogs.
 a sedated moose: Ew, that's the worst condiment.
 Yam: My nephew would be way into this.
 BavidDowie: inconvenience store
Image 172920   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Supermansbrother: Next stop: ketchup store.
 hearsegirl: you done it now Jordy!
 Science: Ghillie Nelson
 grizzly: Ol' Greg
 Derp Herpigan: I don't think this is that "Urban Camouflage" the kids talk about nowadays.
 Nopetology: Sasquatch sighting, or just a guy in a ghillie suit?
 enfanta: I can see you!
Image 172919   04-12-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
 Hokie333: Also, I imagine dentistry school is a lot easier when there's not a fat hairy slobbery face in the way. (P.S. the switcherino actually improved my last comment)
 Hokie333: Last year, I finally saw a dentist for the first time in 20+ years. Had about 13 fillings done/redone over the course of 2 weeks. Brush yer chompers, kids.
 myrealname: "After you've inserted the processing unit, solder the leads you have previously tinned..."
 hearsegirl: *heavy german accent* "Is it safe?"
 hearsegirl: looking at this made all the hair onm my neck styand up. creepy af rad of course
 BavidDowie: thank goodness we're in space
 Bu7Z: I've installed this kind of AV setup. Dentistry is ok but I always preferred the anatomy lab jobs.
 a sedated moose: What fresh hell is this?
Image 172918   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
 logono: Got gumption.
 Bast Relief: Oh it's just a phase.
 Bu7Z: @Warrax well one of them grew up to be @shsquid...
 Warrax: Witch one of your kids is the weird one?
 enfanta: He's adopted but they love him just the same. (I'm talking about the one in the overalls.)
Image 172917   04-12-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
 wolfpk: It that water looking at me
 Zampano: Damnit, turn the faucet off when you're done or you're gonna overfill the sink with cats!
 Nothing: Quick! Turn on the water!
 BavidDowie: @a sedated moose luckily so is "plumber"
 a sedated moose: *sigh* Cats is furry liquid.
Image 172916   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
 funny in the wall: @Nopetology I think it is a reference to the Krebs cycle
 Scoo: This cycles the crab
 Yam: kwab
 Bu7Z: Easiest dance to learn.
 raditzu: @Nopetology 6th step: dish
 Mr. Butt: @Nopetology This explains the crab.
 itskando: @Nopetology Username comment combo
 Nopetology: Egg, Nauplius, Zoea, Megalopa, Adult. That's 5 steps.
Image 172915   04-12-17   Uploaded by    guest
 XLY: Nuh-uh!
 Amy Housewine: No nothing, do nothing, be nothing.
 Knice: #54484
 Hokie333: No more peace talks / no more disarmament / No more Mister Nice Guy / No More Nothing...
 Kim: Sassy
 grizzly: Instructions unclear. I am now President.
 Dan Tagonistic: Can't even
 fanny: @Mr. Butt @Side Boob @Derp Herpigan
 Nothing: Aw dang :(
 Bu7Z: Just. Don't.
 Mr. Butt:
 responsibleadult: @Derp Herpigan, @Side Boob, come on. That's clearly not allowed.
 duckfarts: EVERYTHING
 Side Boob:
 Derp Herpigan:
Image 172914   04-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 Michael Tripe: Agreed @Bu7Z
 a robot: @duckfarts Aren't they all dead though? Are you some kind of zombie duckfart?
 duckfarts: I am one of the Ramones. That's how old I am.
 maura: I saw the Ramones play @ CBGBs. That's how old I am.
 Bu7Z: I saw the remones play. That's how old I am.
Image 172913   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 wolfpk: @SomeCanadian You mean mechanics love him $$$
 werterland: @jochenau My favorite part was at the end, when the writer suggests a much better way to fuck with someone! Hahaha!
 Sadbot: Summerize your car by replacing your windshield washer fluid with fresh-squeezed lemonade
 jochenau: I'd never heard of the sugar+gasoline thing before, so I looked it up. One of the first hits was snopes...
 fanny: @SomeCanadian actually mechanics probably love this!
 TurkeyVulture: Timely, for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere at least.
 duckfarts: that's a pretty sweet tip
 SomeCanadian: One little tip! Mechanics hate him!
Image 172912   04-12-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
 Chest Rockwell: The 80s were totally awesome.
 Bu7Z: Put yourself in my shoes...
 Bu7Z: @ignatz totally rational, socks are the visible undergarment.
 waterudoin: cool kicks
 ignatz: Those socks.. I think I maybe had a thing for socks once upon a time..
Image 172911   04-12-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
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