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268086  Teechur: @Side Boob That be the manner of service I provide here on Arrrrgro-gator!

268177  kayjay: There is no toilet like home....

268169  Amy Housewine: They took a slash on your tire.

268168  MrBoffo: "Michael, come here and cover up Jeffrey - he's naked!"

268122  Felicity: @fumbduck That's how I read it at first too

267978  MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

268131  Felicity: @FabricMan Children are our future. We have the technology

268126  MrBoffo: Worst bagels EVER

268135  MrBoffo: "More spinach"

267978  ChubbyBuddy: " I'm not a communist, it's just fun to say that i am on the internet to infuriate people like you. what i am is a social democrat. All i want is a simple return to the values our party once had. we used to give a shit about people. we had leaders who built programs that lifted millions out of poverty. capital destroyed us once and for a few decades we understood the problem and actually did something to help. how sick is our society that there are now a great number of us that are hostile to compassion?

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob ok you're clearly not interested in having a good faith argument on this topic. You're anything but respectful, yet you pee your pants about civility. you want a comprehensive list of nations with stronger social programs than the united states that have a higher average standard of living, better healthcare outcomes, lower violent crime rates, and greater public education systems? Here you go you smug prick: Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Spain, UK, Ireland, and oh yes THE UNITED FUCKING STATES in the New Deal Era. Our economy became the strongest it ever was in the 20th Century was when our government was far far far far to the left of where it is now. so fuck off with your straw men, fake moralization, and hypocrisy. my policy agenda is not "fairy dust" or "pie in the sky

268146  MrBoffo: Maggoty

268149  Not A Bot: cinco pasta book

268157  MrBoffo: "Aw'roit; 'oos got'a boil on th'bum? A'boil on th'bot-tee?"

268136  Nothing:

268174  ignatz: Ooh baby bayby..

268161  MrBoffo: A'ight, but so is chickentonite

268164  MrBoffo: Multifaceted multitasker

268165  MrBoffo: Hushpuppy

268161  dangerkeith3000: Good ol' magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

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 VoR: Do you have brown sauce?
 burritos: Must be some premium ketchup
 Amy Housewine: Thuh hot dog staynd's got no kerchip
 Science: Conveniently located across from that stupid hot dog place that won't allow ketchup on their dogs.
 a sedated moose: Ew, that's the worst condiment.
 Yam: My nephew would be way into this.
 BavidDowie: inconvenience store
Image 172920   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Supermansbrother: Next stop: ketchup store.
 hearsegirl: you done it now Jordy!
 Science: Ghillie Nelson
 grizzly: Ol' Greg
 Derp Herpigan: I don't think this is that "Urban Camouflage" the kids talk about nowadays.
 Nopetology: Sasquatch sighting, or just a guy in a ghillie suit?
 enfanta: I can see you!
Image 172919   04-12-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
 Hokie333: Also, I imagine dentistry school is a lot easier when there's not a fat hairy slobbery face in the way. (P.S. the switcherino actually improved my last comment)
 Hokie333: Last year, I finally saw a dentist for the first time in 20+ years. Had about 13 fillings done/redone over the course of 2 weeks. Brush yer chompers, kids.
 myrealname: "After you've inserted the processing unit, solder the leads you have previously tinned..."
 hearsegirl: *heavy german accent* "Is it safe?"
 hearsegirl: looking at this made all the hair onm my neck styand up. creepy af rad of course
 BavidDowie: thank goodness we're in space
 Bu7Z: I've installed this kind of AV setup. Dentistry is ok but I always preferred the anatomy lab jobs.
 a sedated moose: What fresh hell is this?
Image 172918   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
 logono: Got gumption.
 Bast Relief: Oh it's just a phase.
 Bu7Z: @Warrax well one of them grew up to be @shsquid...
 Warrax: Witch one of your kids is the weird one?
 enfanta: He's adopted but they love him just the same. (I'm talking about the one in the overalls.)
Image 172917   04-12-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
 wolfpk: It that water looking at me
 Zampano: Damnit, turn the faucet off when you're done or you're gonna overfill the sink with cats!
 Nothing: Quick! Turn on the water!
 BavidDowie: @a sedated moose luckily so is "plumber"
 a sedated moose: *sigh* Cats is furry liquid.
Image 172916   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
 funny in the wall: @Nopetology I think it is a reference to the Krebs cycle
 Scoo: This cycles the crab
 Yam: kwab
 Bu7Z: Easiest dance to learn.
 raditzu: @Nopetology 6th step: dish
 Mr. Butt: @Nopetology This explains the crab.
 itskando: @Nopetology Username comment combo
 Nopetology: Egg, Nauplius, Zoea, Megalopa, Adult. That's 5 steps.
Image 172915   04-12-17   Uploaded by    guest
 XLY: Nuh-uh!
 Amy Housewine: No nothing, do nothing, be nothing.
 Knice: #54484
 Hokie333: No more peace talks / no more disarmament / No more Mister Nice Guy / No More Nothing...
 Kim: Sassy
 grizzly: Instructions unclear. I am now President.
 Dan Tagonistic: Can't even
 fanny: @Mr. Butt @Side Boob @Derp Herpigan
 Nothing: Aw dang :(
 Bu7Z: Just. Don't.
 Mr. Butt:
 responsibleadult: @Derp Herpigan, @Side Boob, come on. That's clearly not allowed.
 duckfarts: EVERYTHING
 Side Boob:
 Derp Herpigan:
Image 172914   04-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 Michael Tripe: Agreed @Bu7Z
 a robot: @duckfarts Aren't they all dead though? Are you some kind of zombie duckfart?
 duckfarts: I am one of the Ramones. That's how old I am.
 maura: I saw the Ramones play @ CBGBs. That's how old I am.
 Bu7Z: I saw the remones play. That's how old I am.
Image 172913   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 wolfpk: @SomeCanadian You mean mechanics love him $$$
 werterland: @jochenau My favorite part was at the end, when the writer suggests a much better way to fuck with someone! Hahaha!
 Sadbot: Summerize your car by replacing your windshield washer fluid with fresh-squeezed lemonade
 jochenau: I'd never heard of the sugar+gasoline thing before, so I looked it up. One of the first hits was snopes...
 fanny: @SomeCanadian actually mechanics probably love this!
 TurkeyVulture: Timely, for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere at least.
 duckfarts: that's a pretty sweet tip
 SomeCanadian: One little tip! Mechanics hate him!
Image 172912   04-12-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
 Chest Rockwell: The 80s were totally awesome.
 Bu7Z: Put yourself in my shoes...
 Bu7Z: @ignatz totally rational, socks are the visible undergarment.
 waterudoin: cool kicks
 spacedawg: Those socks.. I think I maybe had a thing for socks once upon a time..
Image 172911   04-12-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
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