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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
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9. Spazstatic
10. WannaBee



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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
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ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
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Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


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 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
 9. a robot: 1420 points
10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
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14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
642
 
 Annoying Vegan : Do you also have a pen and a pineapple?
 tib gubb: nature's "choice"
 VoR: B anal ppl!.
 Amy Housewine: Why is the young man on the box admonishing me with that fixed smile that managers always have?
 werterland: We finally know what Mascot eats!
 DrinkMixMan: Appana for scale
 a sedated moose: Banapple!
 duckfarts: is that korean emeril lagasse?
 itskando: House of Orange doesn't seem to mind
 Science: This is not Nature's Choice. This is very much the opposite.
 Bu7Z: Only half a switcheroo today thanks
 jochenau: Alright, all aboard the Spaceship, we're going on a field trip to Korea!
Image 172908   04-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
914
 
 duckfarts: @responsibleadult WHO'S CHASING WHO NOW?!
 Bro Bro: If this were truly so, there would be no dogs.
 SomeOtherCanadian: I see they've adjusted the scale to the corresponding radness of the animal :P
 sparename: "It's raining Datsun Cogs"
 responsibleadult: Well, well, well, Shadow. It would appear that the tables have turned.
 Otterman: Ew, you can be Lisa's pet.
 SomeCanadian: This is so very wrong. That doggo looks like he knows hes going to be murdered.
Image 172907   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
691
 
 DrinkMixMan: Pepperoni and the Jets
 duckfarts: a distinct improvement in many ways
 Bu7Z: Anyone who, like me, carries a marker pen at all times can do this type of thing. But it takes someone special to make it art #172846
 tokyopig: cloggin' up his ateries out here alone
 sparename: "The Circle of Life"
Image 172906   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
166
 
 VoR: Bee me!
Image 172905   04-12-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
510
 
 Bu7Z: Reads enough to start laughing, stops paying attention for long enough to drive into a river where a bridge should have been.
 VoR: Didn't warn about the sharp font. Now my eyes are sore. I'll sue!
Image 172904   04-12-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
320
 
 werterland: I hope he's flying his turtle to the vet to get that wonky leg checked out. Poor turt. :(
 tokyopig: Urashima Taro. He saves a turtle, then he time travels 300 years. In the Dazai Osamu telling he then rapidly ages and dies. After writing that he committed suicide with his mistress. Dazai Osamu is my hero.
 hearsegirl: Gamera!
 SomeCanadian: Girl, yo' ass stink so bad you set medieval Kyoto on fire and had to escapy by turtle! You nasty.
 Bu7Z: I know! I'll get blastoise to use surf to escape!
Image 172903   04-12-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
339
 
 DrinkMixMan: Block Busted!
 illBilliam: "Put yourself in my shoes. Don't make me pick up anymore letters in Silent Hill. Good Lord I hate this place."
 ColdHotCool: Meanwhile on The Walking Dead...
 Bu7Z: Ahh, I see it still exists in a disused state because property values are so low in the US it has yet to be repurposed.
 Otterman: My hatred of Blockbuster has turned to delight in seeing all of their old, dead stores. Screw them.
 VoR: Smells like sweat still.
 Bu7Z: I assume this is funny just because it's a video rental store that somehow still exists in the twenty first century.
 Urn BooUrn: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Image 172902   04-12-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
298
 
 Ronick: Three sixs
 Vault Dweller: Three crudely drawn vaginas?
 VoR: V for va va va voom...
 ping: Fish hundred and fishty fish.
 BavidDowie: Three Egyptian left-eyes?
 Scoo: You're supposed to paint your kills on the *side* of your car
 dangerous dave: "My family consists of three dead fish."
Image 172901   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
452
 
 Mr Bleak: One stoned moggie ... what did you put in that 'nip, man?
 VoR: Happy beautiful people believes the murder is complete
 Dresdenkeogh: those eyes... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
Image 172900   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
1056
 
 a robot: Return flight: #173070
 duckfarts: wow, must've been some spicy pupperoni
 SomeCanadian: *Throws Pokeball*
 VoR: I am the lab of hell fire and I bring you fire
 Sandor: I didn't know dogs liked spicy food
 Scoo: You cast incendiofk, it's very effective!
 Dresdenkeogh: the fire ignited with a sharp hissing *borkf*
Image 172899   04-12-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
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