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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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Score:
487
 
 VoR: I prefer my friends atomic
 Mr. Shine: What about Socratic Friends? Hmmmm?
 bug: Volume one of ten.
 Cami: Doesn't matter. Still had sex dream.
 Scoo: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sex Friends?
 Niels Bohr: Welp, looks like I'm going to have to come up with a different name for my acid funk band.
 Peter Pantsless: by Tina Belcher
Image 172717   04-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
759
 
 kayjay: ...so the kid says, turn her over, Id rather have puppies
 karmakat: it's JUST A QUICKIE PLEASE...been so long...
 Micro Jackson: C'mon! Just a little piggy-back ride? Pleeeeez?
 SomeCanadian: HEYTHEREYOUSMELLLIKEPEANUTBUTTER
 duckfarts: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
 A duck: RIP Little Red Riding Hood
 Meow: Woo! This comment pushed me over 100,000 XP! Still blue TT
 raditzu: still, great colors in the photo :)
 raditzu: "Humpaaaa"
 Peter Pantsless: I think the big bad wolf wins this time
 Meow: The yoda training montage always felt out of place in Twilight
Image 172716   04-11-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Image 172715 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by SurfNTurf. Your image was bad, SurfNTurf.
Score:
705
 
 Fiasco: Watch the road
 Micro Jackson: I got 99 problems and this is one
 SomeCanadian: @Knice You've basically gone Borg on us, haven't you. I've been suspecting as much.
 enfanta: @Teechur hasn't committed to the diapers yet.
 Teechur: @Knice Only 23 1/2? Amateur...
 tokyopig: This injoke is collapsing into itself like a neutron star, a neutron star made out of stimulants!
 Knice: I'm grateful for images like this. Seeing some of the shit that others put their time and effort into makes me feel better about spending 23 1/2 hours a day on the Spaceship.
Image 172714   04-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
416
 
 karmakat: it's a JOKE RIGHT?
 dangerous dave: So I ... um ... *eat* this? Is that what you're proposing, here?
 A duck: The fuck you lookin at?
 WaffleIron: "Fight me!"
 Knice: "Um, hey, were you going to finish this?"
Image 172713   04-11-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
1021
 
 Suburbanmom: This is definitely soccer related
 skookaloo: She's gorgeous.
 Chest Rockwell: She seems nice. He seems like a douchebag.
 Mr. Shine: (Ignoring all political significance) Somebody please at least tell her she's got a big booger on her nose.
 SomeCanadian: @hearsegirl This is why I support live organ donation, a la Monty Python. Either that or some sort of pharmaceutical and cosmetic testing facility. Something useful for society.
 Meow: @hearsegirl because the opposing side is supposed to take the moral high-ground and as a result these idiots are allowed to breed
 antipatterns: Always be punching fascists
 bug: @hearsegirl I've always wondered that. For a group that claims genetic superiority, they're really not bringing their best evidence to the table.
 hanky: @hearsegirl In previous generations those like him would have been cannon fodder. Peace does have its downside.
 discodisco: I wonder if going from a nobody to a laughingstock in 5.6 seconds has left Mr EDL feeling empowered.
 hearsegirl: why are the racists always tiny genetically challenged pisspots? He should actuially be angry about those terribly done tattoos.
 Borkf: @a robot @Dan Tagonistic @raditzu @ignatz This has been in UK news recently. EDL (racist hate group) marched on Birmingham (where the Westminster attacker came from). This lady stood up to the leader, hands in pockets, smile on face, totally not putting up with their shit. She's been hailed as a "true Brummie" hero, and rightly so. The big mosque in the area had a tea party as a counter protest too.
 a robot: Her expression is basically saying "get a load of this fuckface" and I love it
 raditzu: @Beeble i thought machetes were more stylish in UK recently
 bug: There's a lot going on here. What is the guy with binoculars looking at? If I look at this long enough, I'll probably find Waldo somewhere.
 Meow: The cop is makig them kiss and make up, and that guy in the background is giving a thumbs-up to a civilized end to a dispute
 Beeble: @raditzu She's probably carrying a knife. She'll be fine.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Princess vs. Troglodyte: That's Today's Post-Brexit England Fer Ya, Mate.
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz Correct - they're the English Dur-fence League
 moogerator: She's cool. Not so sure about the others..
Image 172712   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
704
 
 XLY: So do I buy these at the deli or the bakery?
 Micro Jackson: Pug Loaf!
 SpaceCow: This is why you don't feed your pugs bread. They'll just start loafing around.
 SomeCanadian: I can't not think of those brain-bugs from Starship Troopers.
 BavidDowie: so it's cool if I get out the peanut butter?
 eradicator: Still thinkin' about that loaf.
 Sandor: Wanna pet that loaf
 Scoo: The greatest thing since sliced breadkf
 Knice: Loafk
Image 172711   04-11-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
380
 
 karmakat: tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about the movie.
 Micro Jackson: It's pretty scary
 SpaceCow: The Colon describes where they found the script.
 duckfarts: @tritium wow! what a difference!
 A duck: "5 STARS! I loved this movie!" - Dr Bradshaw, my gastroenterologist
 tritium: The most notable thing about this is the Blockbuster sticker.
 Scoo: @Dr Awkward But with tainted colon you feel like you're getting a little bit extra for your money
 Meow: "I'm goin' in"
 Mr. Shine: I saw this movie. It was full of crap.
 eevee: Aw man, I don't want to spend $12.99 on a pre-viewed colon. For that price, I would hope it would be untainted colon.
 Knice: I don't actually care about watermarks on images; but you've got to admit that one's pretty obnoxious.
Image 172710   04-11-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
450
 
 violentwrath: @Felicity Flesh-coloured Tom Servo, I meant
 drhenry: Flesh-coloured
 waynelord: Gimme head for a quarter.
 VoR: @fanny's house
 SpaceCow: "No, Donald, the people don't want baby vending machines. Yes, I'm pretty sure that's not a thing. No, not even in Japan."
 SomeCanadian: @Derp Herpigan If you simplify dating to its logical extreme, then yes.
 A duck: Wonder if Alice Cooper has one of these?
 Derp Herpigan: This how babby formed?
Image 172709   04-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
232
 
 Warrax: This is the strangest sexual metaphor I've seen all day.
 Frum Temps: @Scoo I think you were looking for #172709. Either that or I avoid Fox News so effectively that I missed a recent story related to self strangulating flower snakes...
 Scoo: This is what Fundamentalists actually believe
Image 172708   04-11-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
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