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233528  Peter Pantsless: Where will you be?

233517  karmakat: did the fishers came back yet?

233520  karmakat: that poor person will need worse than brain bleach at this point...

233460  DrNinjaman: This is more of a braising cut

233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

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233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233418 Kaviri: *his

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233387 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv



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 6. Not A Bot: 2698 points
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 8. Side Boob: 2096 points
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10. nimbus: 1939 points
11. cannabis: 1937 points
12. a robot: 1738 points
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14. guccigucci: 1660 points
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Score:
487
 
 VoR: I prefer my friends atomic
 Mr. Shine: What about Socratic Friends? Hmmmm?
 bug: Volume one of ten.
 Cami: Doesn't matter. Still had sex dream.
 Scoo: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sex Friends?
 Niels Bohr: Welp, looks like I'm going to have to come up with a different name for my acid funk band.
 Peter Pantsless: by Tina Belcher
Image 172717   04-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
725
 
 karmakat: it's JUST A QUICKIE PLEASE...been so long...
 Micro Jackson: C'mon! Just a little piggy-back ride? Pleeeeez?
 SomeCanadian: HEYTHEREYOUSMELLLIKEPEANUTBUTTER
 duckfarts: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
 A duck: RIP Little Red Riding Hood
 Meow: Woo! This comment pushed me over 100,000 XP! Still blue TT
 raditzu: still, great colors in the photo :)
 raditzu: "Humpaaaa"
 Peter Pantsless: I think the big bad wolf wins this time
 Meow: The yoda training montage always felt out of place in Twilight
Image 172716   04-11-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Image 172715 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by SurfNTurf. You have brought shame on us, SurfNTurf.
Score:
705
 
 Micro Jackson: I got 99 problems and this is one
 SomeCanadian: @Knice You've basically gone Borg on us, haven't you. I've been suspecting as much.
 enfanta: @Teechur hasn't committed to the diapers yet.
 Teechur: @Knice Only 23 1/2? Amateur...
 tokyopig: This injoke is collapsing into itself like a neutron star, a neutron star made out of stimulants!
 Knice: I'm grateful for images like this. Seeing some of the shit that others put their time and effort into makes me feel better about spending 23 1/2 hours a day on the Spaceship.
Image 172714   04-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
416
 
 karmakat: it's a JOKE RIGHT?
 dangerous dave: So I ... um ... *eat* this? Is that what you're proposing, here?
 A duck: The fuck you lookin at?
 WaffleIron: "Fight me!"
 Knice: "Um, hey, were you going to finish this?"
Image 172713   04-11-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
1021
 
 Suburbanmom: This is definitely soccer related
 skookaloo: She's gorgeous.
 Chest Rockwell: She seems nice. He seems like a douchebag.
 Mr. Shine: (Ignoring all political significance) Somebody please at least tell her she's got a big booger on her nose.
 SomeCanadian: @hearsegirl This is why I support live organ donation, a la Monty Python. Either that or some sort of pharmaceutical and cosmetic testing facility. Something useful for society.
 Meow: @hearsegirl because the opposing side is supposed to take the moral high-ground and as a result these idiots are allowed to breed
 antipatterns: Always be punching fascists
 bug: @hearsegirl I've always wondered that. For a group that claims genetic superiority, they're really not bringing their best evidence to the table.
 Robespierre: @hearsegirl In previous generations those like him would have been cannon fodder. Peace does have its downside.
 Robespierre: I wonder if going from a nobody to a laughingstock in 5.6 seconds has left Mr EDL feeling empowered.
 hearsegirl: why are the racists always tiny genetically challenged pisspots? He should actuially be angry about those terribly done tattoos.
 Borkf: @a robot @Dan Tagonistic @raditzu @ignatz This has been in UK news recently. EDL (racist hate group) marched on Birmingham (where the Westminster attacker came from). This lady stood up to the leader, hands in pockets, smile on face, totally not putting up with their shit. She's been hailed as a "true Brummie" hero, and rightly so. The big mosque in the area had a tea party as a counter protest too.
 a robot: Her expression is basically saying "get a load of this fuckface" and I love it
 raditzu: @Beeble i thought machetes were more stylish in UK recently
 bug: There's a lot going on here. What is the guy with binoculars looking at? If I look at this long enough, I'll probably find Waldo somewhere.
 Meow: The cop is makig them kiss and make up, and that guy in the background is giving a thumbs-up to a civilized end to a dispute
 Beeble: @raditzu She's probably carrying a knife. She'll be fine.
 Robespierre: Princess vs. Troglodyte: That's Today's Post-Brexit England Fer Ya, Mate.
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz Correct - they're the English Dur-fence League
 ignatz: She's cool. Not so sure about the others..
Image 172712   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
672
 
 XLY: So do I buy these at the deli or the bakery?
 Micro Jackson: Pug Loaf!
 SpaceCow: This is why you don't feed your pugs bread. They'll just start loafing around.
 SomeCanadian: I can't not think of those brain-bugs from Starship Troopers.
 BavidDowie: so it's cool if I get out the peanut butter?
 Robespierre: Still thinkin' about that loaf.
 Sandor: Wanna pet that loaf
 Scoo: The greatest thing since sliced breadkf
 Knice: Loafk
Image 172711   04-11-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
346
 
 karmakat: tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about the movie.
 Micro Jackson: It's pretty scary
 SpaceCow: The Colon describes where they found the script.
 duckfarts: @tritium wow! what a difference!
 A duck: "5 STARS! I loved this movie!" - Dr Bradshaw, my gastroenterologist
 tritium: The most notable thing about this is the Blockbuster sticker.
 Scoo: @Dr Awkward But with tainted colon you feel like you're getting a little bit extra for your money
 Meow: "I'm goin' in"
 Mr. Shine: I saw this movie. It was full of crap.
 Dr Awkward: Aw man, I don't want to spend $12.99 on a pre-viewed colon. For that price, I would hope it would be untainted colon.
 Knice: I don't actually care about watermarks on images; but you've got to admit that one's pretty obnoxious.
Image 172710   04-11-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
419
 
 Robespierre: Gimme head for a quarter.
 VoR: @fanny's house
 SpaceCow: "No, Donald, the people don't want baby vending machines. Yes, I'm pretty sure that's not a thing. No, not even in Japan."
 SomeCanadian: @Derp Herpigan If you simplify dating to its logical extreme, then yes.
 A duck: Wonder if Alice Cooper has one of these?
 Derp Herpigan: This how babby formed?
Image 172709   04-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
199
 
 Warrax: This is the strangest sexual metaphor I've seen all day.
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo I think you were looking for #172709. Either that or I avoid Fox News so effectively that I missed a recent story related to self strangulating flower snakes...
 Scoo: This is what Fundamentalists actually believe
Image 172708   04-11-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
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