Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



249303  Joseph: Please stop.

249274  San DoDo: Wood praise again

249278  San DoDo: Most haunting work to date!

249282  San DoDo: Now what?

249307  charlemagne: keep it up greg and it'll be two pounds of flesh

249286  San DoDo: They're steaming mad!

249288  San DoDo: Now kiss

249289  San DoDo: This is your final warning..

249292  San DoDo: I like the one where they try to break castle gates with a computer ram, also goat ram in the PC

249295  San DoDo: Tubular!

249296  San DoDo: Oh fou shou, fou shou

249305  San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks

249296  charlemagne: maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. in all the confusion I'm not so sure myself. but what you should be asking is if you feel lucky

249297  charlemagne: the trick is to hit the acceleration just as the number two appears on the screen, you get a little boost

249312  Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.

249215  Prostata: they make an ointment for that now

249305  Knice: Very not funny.

249312  sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane

249213  Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind

249305  Mr. Whiskers: And inside the socks...an Apple Watch. And inside the watch...dental floss. But inside the floss is oral hygiene - and that, my friend, is the true gift.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Yurishiro
2. Felicity
3. tib gubb
4. Side Boob
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Robespierre
7. Scoo
8. Micro Jackson
9. ignatz
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249189 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249049 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

wordjones uploaded 249148 (1574 points)
kristy uploaded 248959 (1347 points)
Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (1157 points)
Oober uploaded 248802 (1134 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (984 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 248838 (946 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (908 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (834 points)
aeroaero uploaded 248815 (831 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 12928 points
 2. Side Boob: 5655 points
 3. barfolomew: 5550 points
 4. WannaBee: 3551 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. ChubbyBuddy: 2900 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2833 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. fanny: 2546 points
10. tina: 2461 points
11. wordjones: 2013 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1917 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Prombom.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 636
Registered users online in past hour: 1886

Average image score (last 24 hours): 359

Total number of comments: 1324701
Total number of images: 249286



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 121211
XP needed for green ranking: 39724
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
487
 
 VoR: I prefer my friends atomic
 Mr. Shine: What about Socratic Friends? Hmmmm?
 bug: Volume one of ten.
 Cami: Doesn't matter. Still had sex dream.
 Scoo: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sex Friends?
 Niels Bohr: Welp, looks like I'm going to have to come up with a different name for my acid funk band.
 Peter Pantsless: by Tina Belcher
Image 172717   04-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
759
 
 Felicity: ...so the kid says, turn her over, Id rather have puppies
 karmakat: it's JUST A QUICKIE PLEASE...been so long...
 Micro Jackson: C'mon! Just a little piggy-back ride? Pleeeeez?
 SomeCanadian: HEYTHEREYOUSMELLLIKEPEANUTBUTTER
 duckfarts: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
 A duck: RIP Little Red Riding Hood
 Meow: Woo! This comment pushed me over 100,000 XP! Still blue TT
 raditzu: still, great colors in the photo :)
 raditzu: "Humpaaaa"
 Peter Pantsless: I think the big bad wolf wins this time
 Meow: The yoda training montage always felt out of place in Twilight
Image 172716   04-11-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Image 172715 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by SurfNTurf. You have brought shame on us, SurfNTurf.
Score:
705
 
 Felicity: Watch the road
 Micro Jackson: I got 99 problems and this is one
 SomeCanadian: @Knice You've basically gone Borg on us, haven't you. I've been suspecting as much.
 enfanta: @Teechur hasn't committed to the diapers yet.
 Teechur: @Knice Only 23 1/2? Amateur...
 tokyopig: This injoke is collapsing into itself like a neutron star, a neutron star made out of stimulants!
 Knice: I'm grateful for images like this. Seeing some of the shit that others put their time and effort into makes me feel better about spending 23 1/2 hours a day on the Spaceship.
Image 172714   04-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
416
 
 karmakat: it's a JOKE RIGHT?
 dangerous dave: So I ... um ... *eat* this? Is that what you're proposing, here?
 A duck: The fuck you lookin at?
 WaffleIron: "Fight me!"
 Knice: "Um, hey, were you going to finish this?"
Image 172713   04-11-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
1021
 
 Suburbanmom: This is definitely soccer related
 skookaloo: She's gorgeous.
 Chest Rockwell: She seems nice. He seems like a douchebag.
 Mr. Shine: (Ignoring all political significance) Somebody please at least tell her she's got a big booger on her nose.
 SomeCanadian: @hearsegirl This is why I support live organ donation, a la Monty Python. Either that or some sort of pharmaceutical and cosmetic testing facility. Something useful for society.
 Meow: @hearsegirl because the opposing side is supposed to take the moral high-ground and as a result these idiots are allowed to breed
 antipatterns: Always be punching fascists
 bug: @hearsegirl I've always wondered that. For a group that claims genetic superiority, they're really not bringing their best evidence to the table.
 hanky: @hearsegirl In previous generations those like him would have been cannon fodder. Peace does have its downside.
 discodisco: I wonder if going from a nobody to a laughingstock in 5.6 seconds has left Mr EDL feeling empowered.
 hearsegirl: why are the racists always tiny genetically challenged pisspots? He should actuially be angry about those terribly done tattoos.
 Borkf: @a robot @Dan Tagonistic @raditzu @ignatz This has been in UK news recently. EDL (racist hate group) marched on Birmingham (where the Westminster attacker came from). This lady stood up to the leader, hands in pockets, smile on face, totally not putting up with their shit. She's been hailed as a "true Brummie" hero, and rightly so. The big mosque in the area had a tea party as a counter protest too.
 a robot: Her expression is basically saying "get a load of this fuckface" and I love it
 raditzu: @Beeble i thought machetes were more stylish in UK recently
 bug: There's a lot going on here. What is the guy with binoculars looking at? If I look at this long enough, I'll probably find Waldo somewhere.
 Meow: The cop is makig them kiss and make up, and that guy in the background is giving a thumbs-up to a civilized end to a dispute
 Beeble: @raditzu She's probably carrying a knife. She'll be fine.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Princess vs. Troglodyte: That's Today's Post-Brexit England Fer Ya, Mate.
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz Correct - they're the English Dur-fence League
 ignatz: She's cool. Not so sure about the others..
Image 172712   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
704
 
 XLY: So do I buy these at the deli or the bakery?
 Micro Jackson: Pug Loaf!
 SpaceCow: This is why you don't feed your pugs bread. They'll just start loafing around.
 SomeCanadian: I can't not think of those brain-bugs from Starship Troopers.
 BavidDowie: so it's cool if I get out the peanut butter?
 eradicator: Still thinkin' about that loaf.
 Sandor: Wanna pet that loaf
 Scoo: The greatest thing since sliced breadkf
 Knice: Loafk
Image 172711   04-11-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
380
 
 karmakat: tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about the movie.
 Micro Jackson: It's pretty scary
 SpaceCow: The Colon describes where they found the script.
 duckfarts: @tritium wow! what a difference!
 A duck: "5 STARS! I loved this movie!" - Dr Bradshaw, my gastroenterologist
 tritium: The most notable thing about this is the Blockbuster sticker.
 Scoo: @Dr Awkward But with tainted colon you feel like you're getting a little bit extra for your money
 Meow: "I'm goin' in"
 Mr. Shine: I saw this movie. It was full of crap.
 Dr Awkward: Aw man, I don't want to spend $12.99 on a pre-viewed colon. For that price, I would hope it would be untainted colon.
 Knice: I don't actually care about watermarks on images; but you've got to admit that one's pretty obnoxious.
Image 172710   04-11-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
450
 
 Felicity: @Felicity Flesh-coloured Tom Servo, I meant
 Felicity: Flesh-coloured
 waynelord: Gimme head for a quarter.
 VoR: @fanny's house
 SpaceCow: "No, Donald, the people don't want baby vending machines. Yes, I'm pretty sure that's not a thing. No, not even in Japan."
 SomeCanadian: @Derp Herpigan If you simplify dating to its logical extreme, then yes.
 A duck: Wonder if Alice Cooper has one of these?
 Derp Herpigan: This how babby formed?
Image 172709   04-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
232
 
 Warrax: This is the strangest sexual metaphor I've seen all day.
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo I think you were looking for #172709. Either that or I avoid Fox News so effectively that I missed a recent story related to self strangulating flower snakes...
 Scoo: This is what Fundamentalists actually believe
Image 172708   04-11-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Page 1 ... 7654 7655 7656 7657 7658 7659 7660 ... 24928 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.