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273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

273215  Air Biscuit: @Sadbot honey wine like mead?

273256  Littlecraftywolf: @WannaBee take your plus and get out

273256  WannaBee: I'm guessing they were on a Rocky Road?

273043  Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224  Dr Awkward: In the beginning I was just going on the road and then Ill probably get to see yall but Ill let yall in the afternoon and I can meet up for dinner or if I wanna I want you and you can come to get the stuff

273265  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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Score:
644
 
 Beef Supreme: We're not far from a Blade Runner future.
 piranharama: Let me tell you about my mother.
 winwolf: Is this part of the test?
 White Rice: Happy birthday!
 a robot: I am.
Image 172673   04-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
1173
 
 Prostata: every time i see this pic I get a happy
 tib gubb: speed loading configuration
 El Barto: I was not expecting to see a picture like this today but by george I feel 100% better than I did 10 seconds ago. Hello new wallpaper! Heck yes!
 Wet farts: Tsum tsums!
 BavidDowie: I buy in bulkf
Image 172672   04-11-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
372
 
 itskando: Rangers!
 Whatever: When Trump's Wall proved to be a failure, President Bannon had giant robots guard the southern border and there was much rejoicing from conservative nerds
 wolfpk: Big alien baby with big rattle.
 Stom Premben: West Pacific rim world
 Yam: I really should give my belly button a good scrub
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I bring you... whatever the hell this is!"
Image 172671   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
257
 
 scribbs: @WaffleIron That's why I uploaded it =D
 WaffleIron: @FabricMan : yup! With comic sans
 FabricMan: I think this is CERN announcing that they had found the Higgs boson
 itskando: @frenchrevolution Modern art = I could to that + yeah, but you didn't
 Bu7Z: 126GeV?
 frenchrevolution: *photoshops friendly spaceship mascot onto projector board* *uploads* *gets score 9000+*
 el jefe: needs relish
 WaffleIron: Found it!
Image 172670   04-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
321
 
 BavidDowie: USS Teabagger, commissioned by Pres. Trump to shame other countries' navies
 jochenau: Yeah I saw that Transformers movie too, it wasn't very good.
 Wet farts: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez NUTS!
 Fancy Clown: ShipNutz
 BavidDowie: a shipping ship, shipping...Ohh myy
 DrinkMixMan: TruckNutz expanding into military contracting?
Image 172669   04-11-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
760
 
 Ironass: Asbestos underwear. Top half burned to death, bottom half cancered to death.
 Cami: It was a disaster...only the shorts were saved.
 Cami: The artist decided the flame was easier to draw.
 BavidDowie: spontaneous combustion supplies 1/2 off!
 ChubbyBuddy: @KyleisBobDole 1ndeed
 Wolfechu: Seems like a fire-retardant shirt would have been a better buy.
 KyleisBobDole: @ChubbyBuddy Is your i key broken?
 el jefe: Just look for the flaming half-child. That how you know you're getting quality.
 ChubbyBuddy: taco farts w1ll always follow the path of least res1stance
 Amy Housewine: Add in an action panel and I'll buy ten pairs.
 SomeCanadian: Product testing must have been a bitch
Image 172668   04-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
298
 
 iamthewalrus: Where was wally. End of world series.
Image 172667   04-10-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
578
 
 hearsegirl: "I have a ravenous hunger but it's nothing to crow about."
 hearsegirl: oh hai!
 hearsegirl: this is fine.
 grizzly: @Warrax Why in the fuck do dental hygienists and dentists ask that question? They already know the answer! They just get kicks out of shaming grown folks.
 SkidSolo: Pelican't
 Ironass: A bird in the... beak? is worth???
 piranharama: @Cami Ah how silly of me! @jazzjunkie I love that comment too much.
 jazzjunkie: [freeze frame] [record scratch] "Well, you're probably wondering how I got into this mess..."
 Cami: @piranharama Uberd.
 BavidDowie: yo dawg...
 Warrax: Sir, have you been flossing? Don't lie to me.
 piranharama: Uber is so convenient!
Image 172666   04-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 enfanta: @SomeCanadian No. He didn't. ::shudder::
 jazzjunkie: ... So here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.
 drtofu: Oolong!
 BavidDowie: "..And THIS is my very visible, and tangible hand...my Ayn Hand"
 el jefe: Is a man not entitled to the pancake of his abdomen? "No," says the Rand. "It belongs to me."
 jochenau: There's a lot to love here but the pancake-bearing rabbit/bullet train seals the deal for me.
 SomeCanadian: He forgot nipples and that's creepy
 Hyphae: Pounded in the Butt by My Own Surrealist Vision of an Unachievable and Childish Utopian Fantasy Based on Selfishness By Ayn Tingle
 dragon horn: What's cookin', short stack?
 Yam: I feel like Ayn Rand would think Paul Ryan was a punk... so I guess she'd be right about something for a change
 Nope: Never understood the pancake thing. Dan Lacey, what happened?
 WaffleIron: OooOOh! A six pack!
Image 172665   04-10-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
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 Science: My friend's platoon leader had them set up camp on what they later found out was a tank trail. Fortunately, nobody was killed, but all their stuff got smooshed.
 Whatever: @WaffleIron "XING" is also the noise a car underneath a tank makes
 Teechur: Tanks for the warning. I'll be carfull.
 el jefe: Tanks Christ-ing
 Greek Fire: Tanks always have right-of-way.
 Yam: Tank X-ing sounds like a sweet game for a Macintosh Classic II
 hajjpodge: What kind of dog is this?
 WaffleIron: "XING!" is the noise tanks make crossing the road.
Image 172664   04-10-17   Uploaded by    p nut
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