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268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

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268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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Score:
1173
 
 Prostata: every time i see this pic I get a happy
 tib gubb: speed loading configuration
 El Barto: I was not expecting to see a picture like this today but by george I feel 100% better than I did 10 seconds ago. Hello new wallpaper! Heck yes!
 Wet farts: Tsum tsums!
 BavidDowie: I buy in bulkf
Image 172672   04-11-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
372
 
 itskando: Rangers!
 Whatever: When Trump's Wall proved to be a failure, President Bannon had giant robots guard the southern border and there was much rejoicing from conservative nerds
 wolfpk: Big alien baby with big rattle.
 VoR: West Pacific rim world
 Yam: I really should give my belly button a good scrub
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I bring you... whatever the hell this is!"
Image 172671   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
257
 
 scribbs: @WaffleIron That's why I uploaded it =D
 WaffleIron: @FabricMan : yup! With comic sans
 FabricMan: I think this is CERN announcing that they had found the Higgs boson
 itskando: @frenchrevolution Modern art = I could to that + yeah, but you didn't
 Bu7Z: 126GeV?
 frenchrevolution: *photoshops friendly spaceship mascot onto projector board* *uploads* *gets score 9000+*
 el jefe: needs relish
 WaffleIron: Found it!
Image 172670   04-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
321
 
 BavidDowie: USS Teabagger, commissioned by Pres. Trump to shame other countries' navies
 jochenau: Yeah I saw that Transformers movie too, it wasn't very good.
 Wet farts: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez NUTS!
 Fancy Clown: ShipNutz
 BavidDowie: a shipping ship, shipping...Ohh myy
 DrinkMixMan: TruckNutz expanding into military contracting?
Image 172669   04-11-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
760
 
 Ironass: Asbestos underwear. Top half burned to death, bottom half cancered to death.
 Cami: It was a disaster...only the shorts were saved.
 Cami: The artist decided the flame was easier to draw.
 BavidDowie: spontaneous combustion supplies 1/2 off!
 ChubbyBuddy: @KyleisBobDole 1ndeed
 Wolfechu: Seems like a fire-retardant shirt would have been a better buy.
 KyleisBobDole: @ChubbyBuddy Is your i key broken?
 el jefe: Just look for the flaming half-child. That how you know you're getting quality.
 ChubbyBuddy: taco farts w1ll always follow the path of least res1stance
 Amy Housewine: Add in an action panel and I'll buy ten pairs.
 SomeCanadian: Product testing must have been a bitch
Image 172668   04-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
298
 
 VoR: Where was wally. End of world series.
Image 172667   04-10-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
578
 
 hearsegirl: "I have a ravenous hunger but it's nothing to crow about."
 hearsegirl: oh hai!
 hearsegirl: this is fine.
 grizzly: @Warrax Why in the fuck do dental hygienists and dentists ask that question? They already know the answer! They just get kicks out of shaming grown folks.
 SkidSolo: Pelican't
 Ironass: A bird in the... beak? is worth???
 piranharama: @Cami Ah how silly of me! @jazzjunkie I love that comment too much.
 jazzjunkie: [freeze frame] [record scratch] "Well, you're probably wondering how I got into this mess..."
 Cami: @piranharama Uberd.
 BavidDowie: yo dawg...
 Warrax: Sir, have you been flossing? Don't lie to me.
 piranharama: Uber is so convenient!
Image 172666   04-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 enfanta: @SomeCanadian No. He didn't. ::shudder::
 jazzjunkie: ... So here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.
 drtofu: Oolong!
 BavidDowie: "..And THIS is my very visible, and tangible hand...my Ayn Hand"
 el jefe: Is a man not entitled to the pancake of his abdomen? "No," says the Rand. "It belongs to me."
 jochenau: There's a lot to love here but the pancake-bearing rabbit/bullet train seals the deal for me.
 SomeCanadian: He forgot nipples and that's creepy
 Hyphae: Pounded in the Butt by My Own Surrealist Vision of an Unachievable and Childish Utopian Fantasy Based on Selfishness By Ayn Tingle
 dragon horn: What's cookin', short stack?
 Yam: I feel like Ayn Rand would think Paul Ryan was a punk... so I guess she'd be right about something for a change
 Nope: Never understood the pancake thing. Dan Lacey, what happened?
 WaffleIron: OooOOh! A six pack!
Image 172665   04-10-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
348
 
 Science: My friend's platoon leader had them set up camp on what they later found out was a tank trail. Fortunately, nobody was killed, but all their stuff got smooshed.
 Whatever: @WaffleIron "XING" is also the noise a car underneath a tank makes
 Teechur: Tanks for the warning. I'll be carfull.
 el jefe: Tanks Christ-ing
 Greek Fire: Tanks always have right-of-way.
 Yam: Tank X-ing sounds like a sweet game for a Macintosh Classic II
 hajjpodge: What kind of dog is this?
 WaffleIron: "XING!" is the noise tanks make crossing the road.
Image 172664   04-10-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
626
 
 Sage: Rad for the evilness of the card
 flowers: @el jefe You get em
 el jefe: I just need to believe in the gambler's fallacy harder.
 enfanta: I laughed so I had to rad.
Image 172663   04-10-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
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