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215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

215991  bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.

215970  Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0

215998  Starry Lemon: I'm getting some mixed signals, guys.

215992  Prostata: BOOP!

216000  queezy farm: Classic dad emergency gear.

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215790 ethernet: same @El Barto

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215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

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215938 morrissey: I like how her normal eye is looking away and her cross eye is looking at the butt crack

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 tib gubb: what's with all the bread porn lately?
 DrinkMixMan: Carbs reign
 White Rice: @fanny a California Cheese-burger?
 Zampano: Half a dozen slices in his mouth, the fox must go back to feed his family, realizing he cannot take the whole loaf in a single trip
 Bast Relief: Gave up on the no carb diet, yeah?
 Peter Pantsless: Somebody figured out how to catch ducks
 Hosebag: Swiper! NO SWIPING!
 fanny: Here we have a rare photograph of a dingo getting ready to make a baby sandwich
 Amy Housewine: "What does the fox say?" "Ringadingdingdingading... *swallows* Sorry, my mouth was full."
 Otterman: The crafty sandwich fox must now gather meats.
Image 172353   04-09-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
 tib gubb: i'm in 110% agreement with this statement
 Wet farts: Say Cheese!
 Hyphae: On the other wall, it says: "it's also okay to buy a whole pizza and get sick halfway through eating it, so you throw it away- we don't care, just give us your fatass dirty dollar; shut up and buy, buy, buy, spend more money..."
 Scoo: Psssht, I don't need a sign to tell me that!
 TurkeyVulture: Where can I find this wise, wise eatery?
Image 172352   04-09-17   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 Scoo: The motion lines really make this
Image 172351   04-09-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 SomeCanadian: @Niels Bohr @WaffleIron Does this mean we get our PhD's in Physics? Or something? I feel that Mascot University should be able to award degrees.
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian godammit! That's the 2nd thing I've learned today! Quit Makin me learn shit.
 UltraBeverly: Except at night when they POISON us by giving off carbon dioxide. KILL ALL TREES!
 Nothing: I can get oxygen anywhere
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Hungover math is the best math. I goofed an order of magnitude as well, should be .04K at 2.45GHz. The bad news in any case is that the power output is about 1e-20 watts/steradian, so we'd need a fair number of cryotrees to make a good wifi network.
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Not sure why the page isn't working. I reran the numbers on proper paper with a calculator and got closer to your answers and edited my comment. I shouldnt do math hungover.
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : You link isn't working for me, but I'm very interested in seeing what they're doing there.
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : I had a different impression of the math, mostly from the cosmic microwave background (2.3 Kelvin average, "microwave" hinting wifi) that it would be cooler. Just ran some numbers in matlab processing a relnofollow" targetblank" href… and I find the blackbody curve peaks at 2.45GHz around 0.04 kelvin.
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron…
 SomeCanadian: So your post intrigued me and I did a little research. It turns out that if you apply a black-body assumption to a tree, the major radiated frequency of the tree comes out to be f=T/(2898x10-3/c), where T is in Kelvin, c is the speed of light (3x108 m/s), and f is in Hz. Assume you want the tree to emit a black-body radiation frequency of 5gHz, you get a temperature of 43 K. So there are some practical limitations to this approach, mostly turning the world into a hellish ice world. @WaffleIron
 Dan Tagonistic: Isn't it some kind of sea algae that makes oxygen
 WaffleIron: We just need to cool down the trees until their thermal radiation emissions are in the 2.4 or 5ghz bands.
 Scoo: Bad for poor understanding of how wifi works
Image 172350   04-09-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
 addend: (Maintains course.)
Image 172349   04-09-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 raditzu: Proud mother.
 karmakat: what kittens?
 itskando: I should buy a pump
 Hosebag: I have made a terrible mistake.
 Otterman: Ma'am, are you aware that you're a cat?
 Scoo: I made these?
 a robot: "Now what?"
Image 172348   04-09-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
 Nopetology: Rad for seaborkf!
 Sandor: Boop!
Image 172347   04-09-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 Niels Bohr: Her face is hilariously close to the shower head.
 SomeCanadian: She's meeellllting... MEEELLLLTINGGG... :(
 WTF: She modeled for this #11712
 Scoo: What's wrong with your neeeeeck?
 Annoying Vegan : Someone get her to a chiropractor!
 Mr. Butt: Aw yiiis
Image 172346   04-09-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
 Theimposter: It seemed like a safe assumption. Its a walmart.
 Robespierre: Peninsula living.
 DrinkMixMan: California burrito
 funny in the wall: only? ONLY!?
 funny in the wall: only? ONLY!?
 Mad Collager: I thought even newborn donkeys were bigger than human babies. Besides, those big ears would be a dead give-away.
 itskando: @itskando I don't even wanna LIVE on this planet anymore
 itskando: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Such a loss
 Bast Relief: It still came out of my vagina.
 Hosebag: Not without my burrito!
 WaffleIron: I had a burrito like that once, maybe I'll post the picture.
 Scoo: From now on, I'm going to refer to the foil wrapping as the diaper
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Where's my burrito?"
 Dr. Bathroom: Just as precious. Just as tasty.
 Prostata: Burritos as big as your baby!
 Yam: MY BABY!
 SunWukong: Only?
 Derp Herpigan: Can't tell you all the times when I was over at my sister's place and kept thinking my newborn niece was just leftovers from dinner, it happens *all* the time. [/sarcasm]
Image 172345   04-09-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
 XLY: My opinion is unwanted
 Jotun: WANT
 SomeCanadian: Another Etsy nightmare come to life.
 KnowLifer: that's contraproductive
 bug: Damn, your grandma is cooler than my grandma.
Image 172344   04-09-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
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