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258448  Ironass: The closing theme to "Jaws"?

258449  grizzly: @VoR not open enough sometimes, but I try!

258450  Ironass: Try and get me now, cat!

258456  FabricMan: Better than "Contains: Chicken"

258463  Ironass: I think that ball gag is a little big for him.

258314  Knice: Return flight: #258466

258451  XLY: lucky dog

258466  Knice: This post gave me mesothelioma. #258314

258457  XLY: @a robot this is stupid

258469  Ironass: That's a shitty joke.

258404  raditzu: 100% Australia!

258450  raditzu: Skaven.

258434  Mr. Shine: @WTF No, no idea what that is.

258470  Sandor: Bun tired

258477  Ihminen: never had that happen but i have had it happen a million times where the cord of my earbuds get caught in the handle of a door i walk by and holy shit is it infuriating

258467  Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.

258434  WTF: @Mr. Shine Off topic, do you post on Wapo's mobile app. I saw someone with your handle on there.

258459  Not A Bot: CHAOS!

258467  Spazstatic: You named your child America.

258449  VoR: @grizzly Glad you're open with people. Support of friends and family is essential to get through the lows.

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258272 Felicity: Excellent

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

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10. bromide: 1867 points
11. Bagels: 1793 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1757 points
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14. Solemn: 1640 points
15. nathan: 1639 points
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 XLY: Welcome to Hell
 UltraBeverly: As an Architect, I threw up in my mouth.
 kraven: Cities: Skylines is lookin pretty fine nowadays.
 sparename: My other boat is a hovercraft
 duchaschmeremol: welcome to catproof gardens
 Spazstatic: The mosquito population must be huge
 BavidDowie: Newspaper route from hell
Image 172342   04-09-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
 DrinkMixMan: It's okay to eat a whole pizza by yourself.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: A newborn infant?
Image 172341   04-09-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
 Wolfechu: two of the seven stages of grief.
 DrinkMixMan: Nice fuckin' costumes! *Honk honk*
 annterland: @grizzly you're right...still great, still love it :)
 grizzly: @annterland don't stop now! It's still great!
 Spazstatic: @annterland yes, of course! It's just been a very long time.
 annterland: @Spazstatic Beetlejuice! Have you seen it?
 Spazstatic: @annterland what is it? It seems familiar
 annterland: I loved this movie so much
Image 172340   04-09-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 DrinkMixMan: A Bridge Too High
 Spazstatic: My sky bridges in Terraria were never so fancy
Image 172339   04-09-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
 yev: she's holding a map. they've just managed to leave their car
 bug: See? I told you climate change was real, Scully. The truth is out there.
Image 172338   04-09-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
 Otterman: I thought they might be going for a proton-pack effect.
 scribbs: @enfanta With a doctor's advice, it can be performed at home with an unsterilized needle.
 enfanta: @scribbs and easily handled with just a few shots!
 Mr. Shine: Sweet jetpack!!
 scribbs: The balloon virus is deadly, but easy to diagnose.
 Scoo: Your hot dog looks sick
Image 172337   04-09-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 Wolfechu: How the rapture will actually work.
 DrinkMixMan: Is this how I can finally escape Phoenix?
 Scoo: Later, shitlords!
Image 172336   04-09-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
 wolfpk: I thought alcohol was the leading cause of drowning.
 Sandor: @FabricMan whoever is responsible for creating that should be held accountable!
 Spazstatic: @Amy Housewine oh, it does indeed!
 FabricMan: @Sandor Forget DHMO. Have you heard of this stuff called oxidane?
 Amy Housewine: @Spazstatic 'Will' die, it says.
 Eleftheros: @Spazstatic be patient. It'll come.
 Spazstatic: Incorrect! If 100% of people exposed to water have died, we would be dead. It only has about a 94% fatality rate.
 Sandor: This "water" is really the dangerous dihydrogen monoxide
 scribbs: @Scoo The BEST KIND of correct!!!
 Scoo: ::sigh:: Technically Correct...
Image 172335   04-09-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
 Teechur: The uploader's userid should be "geoderino"
 WaffleIron: @Dr. Bathroom : depends how much it weighs in my jurisdiction.
 Dr. Bathroom: Shouldn't you be using a car seat.
 hajjpodge: Hank Schrader really, really loves his minerals.
 scribbs: 'Kay.
 SunWukong: A good Geode.
Image 172334   04-09-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
 ITS TAPE: He has a cat face and there are little cats on him :-)
 i peed a lil: Same @scribbs
 Beeble: That's too many Beatles.
 bug: Sure, it's an impressive collection, but quick question: Are those eel-like penises emerging from each of their crotches?
 scribbs: Weird junk.
 Scoo: Squad goals
Image 172333   04-09-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
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