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268624  fanny: goddamnit people

268621  Prostata: finally an optical illusion I can really get behind

268639  Nope: Racist

268644  Nope: For those heavy flow days

268617  smusher: @wolfpk - I plead the filth

268619  FabricMan: Wasn't this the premise for Child's Play?

268630  Teechur: Doggo with strabismus. Must Rad

268630  VeeKay: 'Blerp'.

268631  VeeKay: I love a good tri pup

268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments


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 UltraBeverly: As an Architect, I threw up in my mouth.
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 sparename: My other boat is a hovercraft
 duchaschmeremol: welcome to catproof gardens
 Spazstatic: The mosquito population must be huge
 BavidDowie: Newspaper route from hell
Image 172342   04-09-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
 DrinkMixMan: It's okay to eat a whole pizza by yourself.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: A newborn infant?
Image 172341   04-09-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
 Wolfechu: two of the seven stages of grief.
 DrinkMixMan: Nice fuckin' costumes! *Honk honk*
 annterland: @grizzly you're right...still great, still love it :)
 grizzly: @annterland don't stop now! It's still great!
 Spazstatic: @annterland yes, of course! It's just been a very long time.
 annterland: @Spazstatic Beetlejuice! Have you seen it?
 Spazstatic: @annterland what is it? It seems familiar
 annterland: I loved this movie so much
Image 172340   04-09-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 DrinkMixMan: A Bridge Too High
 Spazstatic: My sky bridges in Terraria were never so fancy
Image 172339   04-09-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
 yev: she's holding a map. they've just managed to leave their car
 bug: See? I told you climate change was real, Scully. The truth is out there.
Image 172338   04-09-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
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 scribbs: @enfanta With a doctor's advice, it can be performed at home with an unsterilized needle.
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 scribbs: The balloon virus is deadly, but easy to diagnose.
 Scoo: Your hot dog looks sick
Image 172337   04-09-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 Wolfechu: How the rapture will actually work.
 DrinkMixMan: Is this how I can finally escape Phoenix?
 Scoo: Later, shitlords!
Image 172336   04-09-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
 wolfpk: I thought alcohol was the leading cause of drowning.
 Sandor: @FabricMan whoever is responsible for creating that should be held accountable!
 Spazstatic: @Amy Housewine oh, it does indeed!
 FabricMan: @Sandor Forget DHMO. Have you heard of this stuff called oxidane?
 Amy Housewine: @Spazstatic 'Will' die, it says.
 Eleftheros: @Spazstatic be patient. It'll come.
 Spazstatic: Incorrect! If 100% of people exposed to water have died, we would be dead. It only has about a 94% fatality rate.
 Sandor: This "water" is really the dangerous dihydrogen monoxide
 scribbs: @Scoo The BEST KIND of correct!!!
 Scoo: ::sigh:: Technically Correct...
Image 172335   04-09-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
 Teechur: The uploader's userid should be "geoderino"
 WaffleIron: @Dr. Bathroom : depends how much it weighs in my jurisdiction.
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 hajjpodge: Hank Schrader really, really loves his minerals.
 scribbs: 'Kay.
 SunWukong: A good Geode.
Image 172334   04-09-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
 ITS TAPE: He has a cat face and there are little cats on him :-)
 i peed a lil: Same @scribbs
 Beeble: That's too many Beatles.
 bug: Sure, it's an impressive collection, but quick question: Are those eel-like penises emerging from each of their crotches?
 scribbs: Weird junk.
 Scoo: Squad goals
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