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263152  tib gubb: this is funnier to me than it should be

263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

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263039 dangerkeith3000: Oh, Homey!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

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263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

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 addend: (Converts to metric.)
 Mad Collager: The water squiggles on the sign should be about 2' lower, IMHO.
 Bu7Z: This is not a pool. You are looking at the ground. Don't dive into the ground. Man safety signs are getting stupid these days.
 Scoo: 0 feet, 0 inches, 0 fucks given
 Micro Jackson: Fake news this clearly has 2 feet
 Knice: FUCK YOU, SIGN; I DO WHAT I WA-" [DONK]
Image 171998   04-07-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
686
 
 Teechur: Pole dancing on a horizontal pole...Oh, that sounded bad.
 Psymon: @Micro Jackson How will you continue affording toilet paper?
 Bu7Z: On closer inspection, this toilet roll was hung correctly and the cat attacked regardless. My world is shook.
 Bu7Z: Well trained kitteh will attack any toilet roll hung the wrong way round.
 Micro Jackson: Yeah I got fired...again
 Knice: Give it hell, kitter.
Image 171997   04-07-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
520
 
 Sandor: He has sold all the hamburgers, yet still feels empty inside.
 Bu7Z: @Scoo sell more fries
 Scoo: Then what?
 tib gubb: stoner clown
 Micro Jackson: What else is clown school for?
 frankie: #squadgoals
 VoR: Living the dream
Image 171996   04-07-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
455
 
 antipatterns: A movie about capitalism, with punching!
 Mentos Pormer: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
 tib gubb: a great movie - i'm pretty sure it's satire, actually
 brown tony: It must be collectable.
Image 171995   04-07-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
266
 
 a robot: @Bu7Z Maybe he's asleep and dreaming about guacamole....and then the dream came true!
 Scoo: That seems like a waste of perfectly good guacamole
 Bu7Z: It's a setup... Look at that dudes face... He can't stop smiling. Callin it FAKE!
 tib gubb: shrek, is that you?
 Micro Jackson: That guy is toast
 someguy: @KrazyKat It was...
 KrazyKat: @A duck ahh! You thought he was dead too!
 KrazyKat: I thought at first left photo was a dead dude in a casket. Totally changes the meaning of the photo on right.
 A duck: RIP In Piece
Image 171994   04-07-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
Score:
378
 
 redbranch: ... a five year mission, to go to where no Airstream trailer has gone before...
Image 171993   04-07-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
223
 
 madmax1: Rad for that hairline
 Ronick: Also a good way to catch sea turtles
 Jabberwikket: Mmmmmm beard-warm beer [retch]
 BavidDowie: coincidentally, also the number of times I will punch you in the face
 PygmyGremlin: (Meanwhile, Augie Pabst is rolling over in his mausoleum.)
 The Dog Dies: I'll give him a little credit, for planning ahead. @Sadbot: "Beard-based lifestyle." Heh.
 tib gubb: welcome to the nightmare dimension...
 Micro Jackson: Finally, a use for face-hair
 Knice: Nice beerd.
 A duck: We've reached peak hipster
 fakeusername: @Scoo yeah having to yell "I'M DRINKING THIS WITH THE UTMOST SINCERITY, UP YOURS" to every passer by is a real buzzkill
 Sadbot: If I were an alien species studying humanity, I might come up with the hypothesis that beards are parasites that force the host to adapt a beard-based lifestyle
 Prostata: Hipster level: over9000
 Scoo: You know, I used to drink Pabst semi-regularly because it's not terrible for (what used to be) the price. Now jackasses like Hipster McFuckface here have ruined it for regular schmoes like me.
 Off Topic: Pabst Blue Ribbeard.
Image 171992   04-07-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
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 Mad Collager: The basketball team from the School of Our Lady of Perpetual Responsibility is into cross-training.
 tib gubb: this... This is peak hipster
 Micro Jackson: Nailed it
 A duck: Hip youth pastor strikes again
 Scoo: He shoots, He saves!
 Off Topic: The power of Christ compels you to DUNK!
Image 171991   04-07-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 Sparkplug: A beard is very useful if you have a baby face
 Mr. Butt: @Micro Jackson haha gross
 tib gubb: but wait, there's more!
 Micro Jackson: Mom just got a good scrubbin out
 Mr. Butt: @WTF But wait...there's more!
 Off Topic: He hath returned! The second coming! Prepare ye self, for the deals shall be insane.
 WTF: @Mr. Butt You beat me!
 WTF: "Baby Mays here to tell you about OxyClean"
 Mr. Butt: Baby Mays here!
 sparename: His head's upside-down
Image 171990   04-07-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 A duck: @tib gubb: *Inside a court room, sometime in the 1980s* "Your honor, we need to end AT&T's monopoly on telephone services in the United States!" *Judge flips over a board labeled "AT&T", sending papers and little phone-shaped plastic pieces flying everywhere* "AGREED! Verdict for the plaintiff!"
 tib gubb: the proper way to end a monopoly
 Micro Jackson: Run for your lives!
 lionstrong: Poor Sport or Sore Loser? YOU ... make the call!
 A duck: Pro tip: you aren't supposed to put money in Free Parking, nor are you supposed to collect any for landing there. That dumbass house rule makes the game take waaaay longer.
 Sadbot: @SgtScaredFrog Watching the already wealthy gobble up everything with the help of cheating and circumstance? Yeah, it's an educational game, not a fun one.
 SgtScaredFrog: Dammit people, stop buying that game! It's frustrating and poorly-balanced ON PURPOSE!
 Psymon: Dammit, sis...
 Off Topic: Whoever suggested Monopoly for game night just wants to see the world burn.
 illBilliam: When you catch someone cheating at Monopoly
 Scoo: This is how I feel playing that stupid-ass game, too
Image 171989   04-07-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
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