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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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 addend: (Converts to metric.)
 Mad Collager: The water squiggles on the sign should be about 2' lower, IMHO.
 Bu7Z: This is not a pool. You are looking at the ground. Don't dive into the ground. Man safety signs are getting stupid these days.
 Scoo: 0 feet, 0 inches, 0 fucks given
 Micro Jackson: Fake news this clearly has 2 feet
Image 171998   04-07-17   Uploaded by    XLY
 Teechur: Pole dancing on a horizontal pole...Oh, that sounded bad.
 Psymon: @Micro Jackson How will you continue affording toilet paper?
 Bu7Z: On closer inspection, this toilet roll was hung correctly and the cat attacked regardless. My world is shook.
 Bu7Z: Well trained kitteh will attack any toilet roll hung the wrong way round.
 Micro Jackson: Yeah I got fired...again
 Knice: Give it hell, kitter.
Image 171997   04-07-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
 Sandor: He has sold all the hamburgers, yet still feels empty inside.
 Bu7Z: @Scoo sell more fries
 Scoo: Then what?
 tib gubb: stoner clown
 Micro Jackson: What else is clown school for?
 Dr Awkward: #squadgoals
 VoR: Living the dream
Image 171996   04-07-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 antipatterns: A movie about capitalism, with punching!
 Mentos Pormer: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
 tib gubb: a great movie - i'm pretty sure it's satire, actually
 brown tony: It must be collectable.
Image 171995   04-07-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 a robot: @Bu7Z Maybe he's asleep and dreaming about guacamole....and then the dream came true!
 Scoo: That seems like a waste of perfectly good guacamole
 Bu7Z: It's a setup... Look at that dudes face... He can't stop smiling. Callin it FAKE!
 tib gubb: shrek, is that you?
 Micro Jackson: That guy is toast
 someguy: @KrazyKat It was...
 KrazyKat: @A duck ahh! You thought he was dead too!
 KrazyKat: I thought at first left photo was a dead dude in a casket. Totally changes the meaning of the photo on right.
 A duck: RIP In Piece
Image 171994   04-07-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
 redbranch: ... a five year mission, to go to where no Airstream trailer has gone before...
Image 171993   04-07-17   Uploaded by    jem
 Felicity: Rad for that hairline
 Ronick: Also a good way to catch sea turtles
 Jabberwikket: Mmmmmm beard-warm beer [retch]
 BavidDowie: coincidentally, also the number of times I will punch you in the face
 PygmyGremlin: (Meanwhile, Augie Pabst is rolling over in his mausoleum.)
 The Dog Dies: I'll give him a little credit, for planning ahead. @Sadbot: "Beard-based lifestyle." Heh.
 tib gubb: welcome to the nightmare dimension...
 Micro Jackson: Finally, a use for face-hair
 Knice: Nice beerd.
 A duck: We've reached peak hipster
 fakeusername: @Scoo yeah having to yell "I'M DRINKING THIS WITH THE UTMOST SINCERITY, UP YOURS" to every passer by is a real buzzkill
 Sadbot: If I were an alien species studying humanity, I might come up with the hypothesis that beards are parasites that force the host to adapt a beard-based lifestyle
 Prostata: Hipster level: over9000
 Scoo: You know, I used to drink Pabst semi-regularly because it's not terrible for (what used to be) the price. Now jackasses like Hipster McFuckface here have ruined it for regular schmoes like me.
 Off Topic: Pabst Blue Ribbeard.
Image 171992   04-07-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
 Mad Collager: The basketball team from the School of Our Lady of Perpetual Responsibility is into cross-training.
 tib gubb: this... This is peak hipster
 Micro Jackson: Nailed it
 A duck: Hip youth pastor strikes again
 Scoo: He shoots, He saves!
 Off Topic: The power of Christ compels you to DUNK!
Image 171991   04-07-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Felicity: A beard is very useful if you have a baby face
 Mr. Butt: @Micro Jackson haha gross
 tib gubb: but wait, there's more!
 Micro Jackson: Mom just got a good scrubbin out
 Mr. Butt: @WTF But wait...there's more!
 Off Topic: He hath returned! The second coming! Prepare ye self, for the deals shall be insane.
 WTF: @Mr. Butt You beat me!
 WTF: "Baby Mays here to tell you about OxyClean"
 Mr. Butt: Baby Mays here!
 sparename: His head's upside-down
Image 171990   04-07-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 A duck: @tib gubb: *Inside a court room, sometime in the 1980s* "Your honor, we need to end AT&T's monopoly on telephone services in the United States!" *Judge flips over a board labeled "AT&T", sending papers and little phone-shaped plastic pieces flying everywhere* "AGREED! Verdict for the plaintiff!"
 tib gubb: the proper way to end a monopoly
 Micro Jackson: Run for your lives!
 lionstrong: Poor Sport or Sore Loser? YOU ... make the call!
 A duck: Pro tip: you aren't supposed to put money in Free Parking, nor are you supposed to collect any for landing there. That dumbass house rule makes the game take waaaay longer.
 Sadbot: @SgtScaredFrog Watching the already wealthy gobble up everything with the help of cheating and circumstance? Yeah, it's an educational game, not a fun one.
 SgtScaredFrog: Dammit people, stop buying that game! It's frustrating and poorly-balanced ON PURPOSE!
 Psymon: Dammit, sis...
 Off Topic: Whoever suggested Monopoly for game night just wants to see the world burn.
 illBilliam: When you catch someone cheating at Monopoly
 Scoo: This is how I feel playing that stupid-ass game, too
Image 171989   04-07-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
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