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268900  guccigucci: was that a can opening?

268900  gorilla: Hello, I am a cat now.

268879  hajjpodge: Leaf it alone, kitty!

268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

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10. Air Biscuit



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268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
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Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (723 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)


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 5. Shay: 1942 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1600 points
 8. ChubbyBuddy: 1558 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
12. MrBoffo: 1514 points
13. poetrysucks: 1509 points
14. frenk: 1499 points
15. blablabla: 1408 points
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Score:
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 tib gubb: i'm pretty sure the brown bug is dead meat
 wolfpk: Place your bets!
 illBilliam: @Side BoobvI'll wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.
 Otterman: Gotcher nose!
 Side Boob: *Star Trek fight music*
Image 171949   04-07-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
491
 
 hearsegirl: why does Flanders come to mind?
 habbekratz: Is that Mark Mothersbaugh?
 Gonzo: Tommy Bahama Meets the Factory Seconds.
 tritium: @Bu7Z A new version of "Christ, what an asshole?"
 tritium: Living his best life.
 Otterman: We get it, you're gay. We've known for years. We're fine with it.
 Bu7Z: Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.
Image 171948   04-07-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
502
 
 hearsegirl: Ravenfruit
 SpaceCow: Sauron's winery never bothered the orcs.
 Prostata: Eye see what you did there...
 BavidDowie: Poison Eyevy
 itskando: House - old Japanese horror film.
 Bu7Z: Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.
 San DoDo: Eye spy with my little eyes something beginning with with an eye
 tokyopig: These eyes are balls.
Image 171947   04-07-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
232
 
 SpaceCow: This is matter telling space to get bent.
 Bu7Z: Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.
Image 171946   04-07-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
173
 
 CrookedCop: @itskando I prefer the original German, "Neun und neunzig Katzebalon"
 itskando: 99 catballoons..
 Bu7Z: Walk without rhythm or the wyrm will come.
 Chest Rockwell: What is this, some kind of sand convention?
Image 171945   04-07-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Image 171944 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by blablabla. Boo, blablabla.
Score:
278
 
 Bu7Z: @Spazstatic *bows deeply* my hat, off to you sir.
 Noremak: Remember those old above the influence ads with pot thst causes transmogrification?
 Spazstatic: @Bu7Z Today a young man on acid/alcohol realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.
 tokyopig: whoaaaa
 Bu7Z: Rad for afternoon drunk! (I finish early on a Friday so... Yeah)
Image 171943   04-07-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
200
 
 Dominus Umbrae: I wonder if thats mimeographed
 itskando: Concept art for the Dark Knight, by David Lynch. Would watch
 Bu7Z: "How do I tell hi about his face... Oh my god... I should say something... Oh man, I cant... I can't say a thing..."
Image 171942   04-07-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
634
 
 antipatterns: "A hunter should hunt beasts. Leave the hunting of hunters to me."
 The Man: Hagerty Family Denial
 Whatever: Trouble is, he collects teeth for the tooth fairy
 Thurb Grunombies: Good. Keep it up
 RiderFan: If you want to hunt a big game predator, international law should require you do so with only a knife.
 Bu7Z: Killing a lion isn't the worst thing a dentist has ever done.
Image 171941   04-07-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
258
 
 Rat-Butt: Take thy medicine! You are bi-polaring again
 Whatever: The new McDonalds mascot clown is looking less scary than the old one
 BavidDowie: Nay, thou!
 Bu7Z: Is this you @DrinkMixMan?
Image 171940   04-07-17   Uploaded by    ashton
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