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249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
584
 
 raditzu: I want some of this shit that the author smoked too. Still RAD.
 DrinkMixMan: This guy gives a shit AND a flying fuck.
 WaffleIron: I only see three dimensions...
 Hokie333: guy on ground: "Later, Shitlord."
 Scoo: Both blades will eventually droop
Image 171892   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
279
 
 Theta Zero: Pot brownies, ya dingus.
Image 171891   04-06-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
311
 
 zupobaloop: Much more exciting scrolling up than down
 mrwiffler: This porn is blurry.
 Science: I'm almost positive he's riding Mac's exercise bike.
 apoxia: That guy on a bike really messed up this photo of a lamp post.
 DrinkMixMan: Stupid sexy bird
 Bast Relief: I'm all about this. I'd wish men would wear shorter shorts again if it weren't that people aren't as sexy as they used to be.
 Spazstatic: AvE: "focus you fuck!"
 Slickbrew: he's got a nice cock-or-too
 Mr. Shine: Ladies, please control your orgasms.
 bug: He's got a nice cock.
 Nope: Who wears short shorts?
Image 171890   04-06-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
Score:
406
 
 SpaceCow: A thousand years ago, this land was green and good.
 WaffleIron: @savvoy : I'd hoped so, but when I reverse image searched it I got... well, I don't even enjoy repeating those words. Needless to say it wasn't helpful. My sister bought me some bismuth and I grew some crystals on my stove, it was pretty awesome, You get plus.
 Air Biscuit: "Hey i got a great idea! Gonna paint my car this color!"
 Spazstatic: Brave enough?
 savvoy: Possibly one big-ass bismuth crystal?
 BavidDowie: "shard"
 BavidDowie: Is that a share of the Worldstone?
 Mr. Shine: That's purty.
 bug: The sky is falling
Image 171889   04-06-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
631
 
 Felicity: There was a Pepsi-Man video game
 Skaalar: The video alone makes me wanna buy this.
 Ronick: With crutch action grip
 rinaldi1337: I personally love the diabetic seizure inducing smell of high fructose corn syrup.
 Spazstatic: Smell my kneecaps.
 bug: Wait, he comes with a snowboard and crutches? There is a lot of wtf going on here. It's hard to process it all.
 savvoy: I dig the accessories
 bug: All of my parts are also made of smelling material.
 BavidDowie: Top right: "Glory Man"
 Nothing: Smelling material, you say? Intriguing
 wolfpk: From Japan, why am I not surprised. (I looked it up on google)
 Red: racism is over
 fanny: ok!
 Prostata: holy fuct!
 DrinkMixMan: Fuct up
 Scoo: What the fuct?
Image 171888   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
446
 
 DrinkMixMan: Eat shit
 Kim: Oh, gross. I know where that's been.
Image 171887   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
301
 
 Eleftheros: @tib gubb my son told me it was an incense burner
 raditzu: Boom headshot!
 tib gubb: it's for tobacco
 SomeOtherCanadian: This droles the doot
Image 171886   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
492
 
 SpaceCow: This elephant can sound like Linda Hamilton's mother on the phone.
 Wet farts: Only quality weed my elephant.
 Kess: Giant RoboElephants of the Savannah.
Image 171885   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
472
 
 GeneHackmanFan: "make a little birdhouse of your hole."
 Winterneuro: Rad for great way to keep squirrels off bird house
 Sandor: @Annoying Vegan A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
 Annoying Vegan : A good place to put your bird.
 Scoo: I fucking hate Minions
 fanny: i bet a titmouse or a woodcock lives here
 Zampano: Rad for S&M birdhouse
Image 171884   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
103
 
 a robot: I tried Googling this but I just got depressed
 Scoo: @KingTrebek Username/comment combo!!
 KingTrebek: @Scoo I'm sorry but we were looking for "What are drugs?"
 Scoo: DRUGS
 Theta Zero: Is it an Academy Award?
 Theta Zero: Is it a free double post?
Image 171883   04-06-17   Uploaded by    XLY
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