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233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

233923  Sadbot: U wot, m8

233937  Robespierre: I myself reject our new alien overlords.

233929  wolfpk: Extreme Bronies

233924  funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray

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9. Side Boob
10. Scoo



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233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)



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11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
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Score:
523
 
 raditzu: I want some of this shit that the author smoked too. Still RAD.
 DrinkMixMan: This guy gives a shit AND a flying fuck.
 WaffleIron: I only see three dimensions...
 Hokie333: guy on ground: "Later, Shitlord."
 Scoo: Both blades will eventually droop
Image 171892   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
250
 
 Theta Zero: Pot brownies, ya dingus.
Image 171891   04-06-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
250
 
 zupobaloop: Much more exciting scrolling up than down
 mrwiffler: This porn is blurry.
 Science: I'm almost positive he's riding Mac's exercise bike.
 apoxia: That guy on a bike really messed up this photo of a lamp post.
 DrinkMixMan: Stupid sexy bird
 Bast Relief: I'm all about this. I'd wish men would wear shorter shorts again if it weren't that people aren't as sexy as they used to be.
 Spazstatic: AvE: "focus you fuck!"
 dangerkeith3000: he's got a nice cock-or-too
 Mr. Shine: Ladies, please control your orgasms.
 bug: He's got a nice cock.
 Nope: Who wears short shorts?
Image 171890   04-06-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
Score:
406
 
 SpaceCow: A thousand years ago, this land was green and good.
 WaffleIron: @savvoy : I'd hoped so, but when I reverse image searched it I got... well, I don't even enjoy repeating those words. Needless to say it wasn't helpful. My sister bought me some bismuth and I grew some crystals on my stove, it was pretty awesome, You get plus.
 Air Biscuit: "Hey i got a great idea! Gonna paint my car this color!"
 Spazstatic: Brave enough?
 savvoy: Possibly one big-ass bismuth crystal?
 BavidDowie: "shard"
 BavidDowie: Is that a share of the Worldstone?
 Mr. Shine: That's purty.
 bug: The sky is falling
Image 171889   04-06-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
570
 
 Skaalar: The video alone makes me wanna buy this.
 Ronick: With crutch action grip
 rinaldi1337: I personally love the diabetic seizure inducing smell of high fructose corn syrup.
 Spazstatic: Smell my kneecaps.
 bug: Wait, he comes with a snowboard and crutches? There is a lot of wtf going on here. It's hard to process it all.
 savvoy: I dig the accessories
 bug: All of my parts are also made of smelling material.
 BavidDowie: Top right: "Glory Man"
 Nothing: Smelling material, you say? Intriguing
 wolfpk: From Japan, why am I not surprised. (I looked it up on google)
 Red: racism is over
 fanny: ok!
 Prostata: holy fuct!
 DrinkMixMan: Fuct up
 Scoo: What the fuct?
Image 171888   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
416
 
 DrinkMixMan: Eat shit
 Kim: Oh, gross. I know where that's been.
Image 171887   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
269
 
 Eleftheros: @tib gubb my son told me it was an incense burner
 raditzu: Boom headshot!
 tib gubb: it's for tobacco
 SomeOtherCanadian: This droles the doot
Image 171886   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
460
 
 SpaceCow: This elephant can sound like Linda Hamilton's mother on the phone.
 Wet farts: Only quality weed my elephant.
 Kess: Giant RoboElephants of the Savannah.
Image 171885   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
442
 
 GeneHackmanFan: "make a little birdhouse of your hole."
 Winterneuro: Rad for great way to keep squirrels off bird house
 Sandor: @Annoying Vegan A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
 Annoying Vegan : A good place to put your bird.
 Scoo: I fucking hate Minions
 fanny: i bet a titmouse or a woodcock lives here
 Zampano: Rad for S&M birdhouse
Image 171884   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
103
 
 a robot: I tried Googling this but I just got depressed
 Scoo: @KingTrebek Username/comment combo!!
 KingTrebek: @Scoo I'm sorry but we were looking for "What are drugs?"
 Scoo: DRUGS
 Theta Zero: Is it an Academy Award?
 Theta Zero: Is it a free double post?
Image 171883   04-06-17   Uploaded by    XLY
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