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273417  Bob: I do. NGAF.

273429  fullofwind: Wasnt there a whole website for this back in the day? Bert is Evil or something?

273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

273376  DrNinjaman: @WTF Brown'n Serve Tape.

273390  DrNinjaman: @dangerkeith3000 They did. Haven't you ever heard: And cat's in the stock pot and silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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273255 LurkedMoar: Rats!

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273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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 werterland: Thank god, teenagers now come in robot form.
 SpaceCow: "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your friends is yours."
 SomeCanadian: Every day we move farther from Gods light
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig well I thought that would help. Always glad to put my hand up and admit I was wrong...
 copunter: features include fully articulated eye contact and an incessant morse tap that spells 'kill me'
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z @Bu7Z and then that tiny blurry caption says "futuristic phone-robot telenoid r2"
 tokyopig: "today's theme: robots"
 chhumphrey: Search for "Telenoid R2"... creepy baby-thing isn't a good way to start my day
 XLY: *whispers back remember how you always subjects with jerry a detergent a small eighty
 Bu7Z: WTB a @tokyopig translation on this one before I judge...
 Extreme Locorito: make mum i dont wanna
 Science: I don't know whether to be saddened or terrified.
 Knice: @Sadbot?
Image 171761   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 Kim: Right up the lovepipe.
 Cami: @Bu7Z
 chhumphrey: Guessing they have no love for the environment
 Bu7Z: Beats the standard milo tin that most tuners have
 danny: My lungs however hate this
Image 171760   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
 tib gubb: we like to pretend that shit doesn't exist
 jazzjunkie: For more information, please reread.
 tokyopig: [chortle]
 Air Biscuit: If its yellow let it mellow
 ChubbyBuddy: good th1ng 1 ate to1let paper for breakfast
 99.9 Percent: @Knice its ok If you dont flush. Push it round
 Knice: Read the sign, dumbass.
Image 171759   04-06-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
 Pront Remp: Mitch McConnell, is that you?
 jazzjunkie: Baby African Grey! SQUEEEEE
 SomeCanadian: I'm sure that flash fries real nice
 addend: Behold! A baby flying dinosaur.
 Spazstatic: @Zampano I say tha patrons, I say the patrons in this heeya bathroom are quite the wiseacre. Cute kid but about as sharp as a bowling ball.
 Mad Collager: Wow! How'd you get a hold of Mitch McConnell's baby picture?
 San DoDo: I always liked to take pictures as a child. Now, not so much.
 Zampano: Something something Forhorn Leghorn quote bwahaha ha
Image 171758   04-06-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 tea: Push the butt on. Current status. Off.
Image 171757   04-06-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
 apoxia: We already have Xmas
 SpaceCow: This will make a priest with bad planning skills very happy.
 SomeCanadian: Cockmas is my religions only high holy day @Knice
 Air Biscuit: @VoR nah its like a c-section but with twins.
 Bu7Z: Complementary metal auxide semiconductor.
 The Dog Dies: @Knice mas makes itsound big but this is misleading.
 Knice: Merry Cockmas
Image 171756   04-06-17   Uploaded by    flatluigi
 SomeCanadian: Poop now.
 frankie: Get those babas baptised quick
 Bu7Z: My missus refers to my tummy as my 'Pepsi baby'
 filthylaw: There's nothing I love more than leaving a bunch of comments before bed and coming back the next day to see all the wonderful +'s I got.
Image 171755   04-06-17   Uploaded by    peeper
 Bu7Z: I always thought the theme song implied there were lots of wombles in Wimbledon, this was before I knew english towns had thins called 'commons' and the wombles lived in the Wimbledon common.
 Bu7Z: It's a womble!
 spydermon: this is a good way to pre-kill small mammals before you feed them to carnivorous reptiles.
 static xyz: Pretty realistic stress toy
Image 171754   04-06-17   Uploaded by    suckit
 Surprising: Add air conditioning and I would only leave to use the bathroom
 kazzy94: I'd hide from my family in that!
 SomeCanadian: This is nothing like being buried alive. For one thing, your spouse is buried with you!
 ssignature: Tiny tiny house
 Mad Collager: Now, if they made a desk version for work, they'd be onto something.
 tokyopig: The bills will know that you are still there, still alive.
 Father Goose: I can almost feel the humidity of that thing after a night's sleep in there
Image 171753   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
 Scoo: @jochenau I've had them, and they're rad. The only problem is that because mushrooms are mostly water, if you bite into one when it's right out of the fryer, it will explode magma-hot mushroom juice and burn the shit out of your mouth.
 Scoo: YUM!
 jochenau: Now that I think about it, I don't recall ever seeing any deep-fried mushrooms (of the grocery-store variety). It seems like it'd be good, does it not work for some reason?
 Bu7Z: Where is this? I can book a plane tonight.
 redmonkey3: Normally the mushrooms deep fry You!
Image 171752   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
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