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262915  Robespierre: That's an odd neighborhood for a palace

262916  Robespierre: Vacancy of North Korea

262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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 werterland: Thank god, teenagers now come in robot form.
 SpaceCow: "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your friends is yours."
 SomeCanadian: Every day we move farther from Gods light
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig well I thought that would help. Always glad to put my hand up and admit I was wrong...
 copunter: features include fully articulated eye contact and an incessant morse tap that spells 'kill me'
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z @Bu7Z and then that tiny blurry caption says "futuristic phone-robot telenoid r2"
 tokyopig: "today's theme: robots"
 chhumphrey: Search for "Telenoid R2"... creepy baby-thing isn't a good way to start my day
 XLY: *whispers back remember how you always subjects with jerry a detergent a small eighty
 Bu7Z: WTB a @tokyopig translation on this one before I judge...
 VoR: make mum i dont wanna
 Science: I don't know whether to be saddened or terrified.
 Knice: @Sadbot?
Image 171761   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 Kim: Right up the lovepipe.
 Cami: @Bu7Z
 chhumphrey: Guessing they have no love for the environment
 Bu7Z: Beats the standard milo tin that most tuners have
 VoR: My lungs however hate this
Image 171760   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
 tib gubb: we like to pretend that shit doesn't exist
 jazzjunkie: For more information, please reread.
 tokyopig: [chortle]
 Air Biscuit: If its yellow let it mellow
 ChubbyBuddy: good th1ng 1 ate to1let paper for breakfast
 VoR: @Knice its ok If you dont flush. Push it round
 Knice: Read the sign, dumbass.
Image 171759   04-06-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
 Pront Remp: Mitch McConnell, is that you?
 jazzjunkie: Baby African Grey! SQUEEEEE
 SomeCanadian: I'm sure that flash fries real nice
 addend: Behold! A baby flying dinosaur.
 Spazstatic: @Zampano I say tha patrons, I say the patrons in this heeya bathroom are quite the wiseacre. Cute kid but about as sharp as a bowling ball.
 Mad Collager: Wow! How'd you get a hold of Mitch McConnell's baby picture?
 San DoDo: I always liked to take pictures as a child. Now, not so much.
 Zampano: Something something Forhorn Leghorn quote bwahaha ha
Image 171758   04-06-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 VoR: Push the butt on. Current status. Off.
Image 171757   04-06-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
 apoxia: We already have Xmas
 SpaceCow: This will make a priest with bad planning skills very happy.
 SomeCanadian: Cockmas is my religions only high holy day @Knice
 Air Biscuit: @VoR nah its like a c-section but with twins.
 Bu7Z: Complementary metal auxide semiconductor.
 VoR: @Knice mas makes itsound big but this is misleading.
 Knice: Merry Cockmas
Image 171756   04-06-17   Uploaded by    flatluigi
 SomeCanadian: Poop now.
 VoR: Get those babas baptised quick
 Bu7Z: My missus refers to my tummy as my 'Pepsi baby'
 Theta Zero: There's nothing I love more than leaving a bunch of comments before bed and coming back the next day to see all the wonderful +'s I got.
Image 171755   04-06-17   Uploaded by    peeper
 Bu7Z: I always thought the theme song implied there were lots of wombles in Wimbledon, this was before I knew english towns had thins called 'commons' and the wombles lived in the Wimbledon common.
 Bu7Z: It's a womble!
 spydermon: this is a good way to pre-kill small mammals before you feed them to carnivorous reptiles.
 Theta Zero: Pretty realistic stress toy
Image 171754   04-06-17   Uploaded by    suckit
 Surprising: Add air conditioning and I would only leave to use the bathroom
 kazzy94: I'd hide from my family in that!
 SomeCanadian: This is nothing like being buried alive. For one thing, your spouse is buried with you!
 ssignature: Tiny tiny house
 Mad Collager: Now, if they made a desk version for work, they'd be onto something.
 tokyopig: The bills will know that you are still there, still alive.
 Theta Zero: I can almost feel the humidity of that thing after a night's sleep in there
Image 171753   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
 Scoo: @jochenau I've had them, and they're rad. The only problem is that because mushrooms are mostly water, if you bite into one when it's right out of the fryer, it will explode magma-hot mushroom juice and burn the shit out of your mouth.
 Scoo: YUM!
 jochenau: Now that I think about it, I don't recall ever seeing any deep-fried mushrooms (of the grocery-store variety). It seems like it'd be good, does it not work for some reason?
 Bu7Z: Where is this? I can book a plane tonight.
 redmonkey3: Normally the mushrooms deep fry You!
Image 171752   04-06-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
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