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257597  FabricMan: FUCK THIS LEAF ESPECIALLY!

255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

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257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall



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Score:
548
 
 Winterneuro: Wells Fargo sleeps with the fishes. Just like Luca Braza
 Otterman: Painters' tape, is there anything you can't do?
 tib gubb: was that really necessary?
 DrinkMixMan: Feed be a stray... fish
 FabricMan: Press the button, and it will tell you your balance to the tune of a 1950s rock classic!
 Prostata: @sparename you beat me to it!
 Prostata: looks like a phishing attack!
 sparename: Phishing Scam
 Scoo: I caught you a delicious bass
Image 171669   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
257
 
 matos: @DrinkMixMan lolllll
 DrinkMixMan: Nature alert!
 Dr Awkward: Rad for the National Park system!
 tib gubb: at least you'll have a great view while you're dying from internal bleeding
 scribbs: *pushes computer away a few inches*
Image 171668   04-05-17   Uploaded by    DimwaldtThrockmorton
Score:
590
 
 Mark As Read: He looks like Anthony Michael Hall
 Jaunty Shrimp: Bubbles grandpa
 sparename: I thought cats were only invented after the internet?
 Cami: Meowdie Murphy.
 SomeCanadian: "Yes, this weapon is of sufficient caliber to take the humans. Onward, war slave!"
 bug: Catling gun
 scribbs: He's rather shoot a Meowuser.
 Scoo: Only a cat could be sufficiently impressed by that much lethal capability
Image 171667   04-05-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
175
 
 sparename: The cause of and the solution to - the munchies
 Dr Awkward: @Zampano You're gonna have a bad time if you do that, mmmmKay?
 tib gubb: "medicated"
 Zampano: Id eat the entire jar immediately upon seeing it
Image 171666   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
439
 
 scribbs: A friend in need.
Image 171665   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
506
 
 Skaalar: Give it a shake for a different chair.
 itskando: @scribbs Raddle. Raddle raddle..
 enfanta: Ah. Art.
 XLY: This is the chair that started all those yo mama jokes, and now its back for more!
 SomeCanadian: Not a big fan of the IKEA BrokkenChar
 Zampano: It's not a broken chair when it's encased in stable glass
 scribbs: Rad.
Image 171664   04-05-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
530
 
 Ronick: Performance enhanced meme
 Nope: Hulk not calm here, feeling ya know a little perturbed, definitely don't like this situation. You know what? Hulk going to smash some shit. Yeah I'm green why not, why not just break everything you have here?
 Mr. Whiskers: Buscemi Battles the Pink Robots
 DrinkMixMan: How do you do, fellow superheroes?
 thecraftywolf: hulk pretty okay with this
Image 171663   04-05-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
359
 
 eykei: Don't Pee Here
 enfanta: @tib gubb You know what you did.
 tib gubb: me?! what the hell did i do?
 a robot: Rude!
 Teechur: When I see a sign that says, "Wet floor" I always do and they get mad at me.
 skillet: You should see my number 2!
Image 171662   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
499
 
 Mad Collager: He's not even an original. He's a carbonite copy.
 tib gubb: that's actually pretty awesome
 Dan Tagonistic: But you're giving away free cash?
 Zampano: Look Jabba, even I get boarded sometimes
Image 171661   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
479
 
 SomeCanadian: Welcome to the Uncanny Valley, Kirby!
 Shay: Unless he just inhaled and took over Usian Bolt's powers.
 Zampano: No wonder he wears shoes
Image 171660   04-05-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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