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257971  bug: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...

257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

257923  VoR: Amazon stop

257966  Scoo: MMMMWAH! (chef kiss)

257969  Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway

257946  Not A Bot: idk about those hammer pants tho

257961  fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality

257967  fanny: rude!

257968  fanny: Im not sure if its all in my mind but my news sites do seem to be loading slower these days...

257966  Off Topic: Isn't that how egg drop soup is made?

257960  VoR: @Scoo it doesn't turn on the stroke of midnight?

257962  VoR: World of war craft at 35

257963  VoR: Out of sight out of mind in my tummy

257964  VoR: Pop up is my phobia

257963  TurkeyVulture: Pop up book of phobias.

257956  Robespierre: @Scoo One Sawzall, comin' up

257958  Robespierre: Luh-huuve, uhMurican Style...

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257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257760 jazzjunkie: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257947 Off Topic: I guess I've never seen a truely sexy person before since I've never seen someone covered in sexwebs.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!



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 Kim: Panic boop.
 piranharama: Cat is gonna blow!
 KrazyKat: Bow, boop, sproing. Run like hell.
 BavidDowie: suicide-booper
Image 171647   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
203
 
 sparename: Silent Running
Image 171646   04-05-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
776
 
 SomeCanadian: Well you're genetically engineered to. I would hope so.
 Scoo: @BavidDowie Huh. I guess they look a little different before you deep-fry them and smother them with green chili
 Himesama: Awww fluffy little bastard
 BavidDowie: @Scoo I'm fairly confident that's a chimichanga
 Scoo: I love you too, grey-and-white-and-real Pikachu thing!
Image 171645   04-05-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
472
 
 Cami: 0 inch vertical leap but it doesn't matter.
 VoR: 22 looks like matt damon?
 Starry Lemon: Dinka?
 tib gubb: fuck's sake
 KrazyKat: More unrealistic body expectations.
 skillet: I'M OPEN!
 PushyWebsite: This is from a magazine article early in the career of Manute Bol...
 Derp Herpigan: Slenderman Mythos: High school gym class
Image 171644   04-05-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
398
 
 carlin: @Himesama You get em
 Himesama: @Robespierre it's the solution for baking for one...it goes in the microwave *gags*
 jokertothethief: @Himesama Mug ... cakes ...? Blessedly, I am out of the loop.
 Himesama: As a baker I hate most cake trends. Mug cakes are particularly sad.
 tritium: Rad for Sean Tejaratchi.
 Zampano: Yes, i need 30 gallons worth of cake for a party. For some reason none of my guests mind eating out of my tub, which I've washed my ass and genitals in...
 Scoo: I prefer the tangy zip of Urinal Cakes myself
Image 171643   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
634
 
 Knice: The doggo equivalent of mail. #73878
 Scoo: So my dog LOVES to chase and eat bubbles. Last summer I kept going with it for close to an hour, and she had the *worst* shits ever after that. Lesson: learned.
 wolfpk: So that is what happened to the dish soap.
 KrazyKat: Buurrrp. 'Scuze me.
 Thyming: Doggo used Bubblebeam!
Image 171642   04-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
446
 
 addend: Poe-hemian Rhapsody.
 thecraftywolf: btw my English teacher has this on her wall
 thecraftywolf: @Zampano easy come easy go will you let me go
 Snowta: THIS INFURIATES ME AND I NEED TO KNOW WHY. PLEASE TELL ME WHY I AM SO MAD.
 Meow: I could go for a po'boy right about now
 Zampano: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
 Scoo: Spare him this cask of amontillado
 DrinkMixMan: Quoth the raven: "Ugh."
Image 171641   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
410
 
 Wooden Spoon: You can tell how short Steven Tyler is without all the camera tricks.
 Flirb Dampumple: That little monkey is a millionaire
 Zampano: Hey hey we're the Monkees, people say we monkey around...
 SunWukong: Shred, my brother, Shred.
 sparename: Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
 Thyming: Anyways, here's Wonderwall.
Image 171640   04-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
312
 
 trelyate: is this lyrics to a Beck song?
 enfanta: Under cover stunt junkies can only do so much! C'mon, people!
 Shay: This new slogan for Corn Nuts is weird.
 On Spec: Eh, it's a record that's just waiting to be broken.
 Scoo: "Under Cover Stunt Junkies" is the name of my Icy Hot Stuntaz cover band
 Knice: Sledgehammer Yellow Corn is my Sioux name. And I like it.
Image 171639   04-05-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
240
 
 DogsRGreat: What are they doing under the covers? The second one has a smile on her face...
 SomeCanadian: *Slamming base line starts*
 Wooden Spoon: I don't remember this scene from Charlie and the chocolate factory and didn't he only have 2 grandmas?
 SunWukong: Fetish. Mine.
 DrinkMixMan: *Curb Your Enthusiasm end credits theme*
Image 171638   04-05-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
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