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192873  jazzjunkie: Accurate

192852  Jabberwikket: @apoxia, because counterfeiting is a time honored American tradition

192871  jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.

192873  Bu7Z: Hahahahahahahaha

192877  Nopetology: Impressive- the subwoofer really puts this over the top!

192864  Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !

192868  Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating

192871  Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care

192870  funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?

192838  Bitcoin Burglar: staaaaaaption

192852  Wet farts: @apoxia our bills may not be made of plastic (yet) but they are made of a very durable paper (pretty sure there's denim in it) that can be washed and ironed. I've gotten bored and done it.

192871  Minnesotan: ACAB

192871  Wet farts: I always rad for good cops

192872  tib gubb: weird!

192867  Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..

192843  Jabberwikket: Quick scrolling and I read it as thpppl

192869  A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.

192870  A duck: Hair.

192857  VoR: Hiiman?

192858  Amy Housewine: "I always like to start in the middle column."

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192753 Peter Pantsless: I have an older cat and sometimes my brother brings his kitten over, and they HATE each other. Actually, the kitten wants to be friends real bad but my cat is all "Hell no" and swats at her without getting up whenever she gets close

192662 Greifer: Baba Yagas guest house

192722 Jabberwikket: Next up, how to get mlem'ed

192777 hajjpodge: Renamed to "Some Worries"

192649 Cami: A new twist on the classic spite gift

192647 Cami: *massages temples*

192698 Hosebag: OK you guys are going to have to better than just creamed corn, or Kenny's family is going to have a very corny Christmas.

192709 WaffleIron: @funny in the wall more light reading! Also you get plus.

192775 Jabberwikket: @Ihminen, single band (or 2 to 3with opening acts) are a great deal different than a full festival

192733 Ronick: The emblem for the institute of shoving a finger up a bunghole is a figet spinner



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 duckfarts: @Dr Awkward hey buddy, father's equal opportunity
 Dr Awkward: Inaccurate. In a horse herd, the so called "scout" (not the term) will almost certainly be a mare. Get your pronouns straigh, Father.
 tokyopig: hahahah, classic Father.
Image 171577   04-05-17   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
751
 
 Annoying Vegan : Don't treat me like potato.
 Ironass: Corgi.exe has stopped working.
 SomeCanadian: Your corgi looks... incomplete
 Bu7Z: @ignatz self righteous on the other hand...
 ignatz: Better get help. Corgis aren't always self-righting
Image 171576   04-05-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
317
 
 Fancy Clown: "Now quit following me!"
 Darmstadtium: Shawarma!
 Otterman: Come back Obama, this babysitter is weird.
 tokyopig: "Get something to eat", that's my new code phrase for "release the drones" [disclaimer: please understand this is a joke poking fun at Obama-drone-truthers and not a joke tailored for Oabama-drone-truthers]
 Bu7Z: @sparename You know those times when someone drops the first comment on an image that's just the best comment worth commenting...
 sparename: "I may be some time"
Image 171575   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
205
 
 duckfarts: this looks disturbingly close to the make-and-do volume of the encyclopedia companion volumes
 Science: Taco flavored kisses
 Borkf: @Knice Just keep your trophies to yourself, space-friend.
 Knice: @Borkf No, I don't get paid; I'm in it for love of the sport.
 Borkf: @Knice Is that you speaking as a professional then?
 ChubbyBuddy: s'allr1ght? s'allr1ght.
 Knice: Pro move: Churn it with an overhand grip so you can use your pinky to tickle the tip.
Image 171574   04-05-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
100
 
 BavidDowie: @enfanta I've seen other folks use it, not sure if it's a particular person's "thing" but it cracked me up
 enfanta: @BavidDowie Is a dancing name a friendly spaceship thing or another cultural reference I've missed?
 BavidDowie: Also: "Grand Clamyon" is gotta be someone's dancing name
 BavidDowie: behold the majestic Grand Clamyon
 Scoo: Nice clams!
 piranharama: Classic Cylons.
 ignatz: We come in peace. You have no need for that lemon juice..
Image 171573   04-05-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
152
 
 catsanddogs: @ChubbyBuddy roly loly
 Robespierre: Maybe.
 tokyopig: @Ironass aha! we have a winner for tonight's prize chocolate bicycle.
 Dr Awkward: I don't trust a "yes" that is profusely sweating.
 Ironass: I never trust people who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.
 SomeCanadian: No.
 Scoo: Si
 ChubbyBuddy: 1 d1sagree
Image 171572   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
204
 
 Robespierre: @Robespierre (including the varsity Five-Man Football squad)
 Robespierre: Roundup High's entire graduating class.
 BavidDowie: Texas formal-wear
 Dr Awkward: WTF is going on here.
 Scoo: @KrazyKat Utah
 KrazyKat: Wedding party seems kinda young. What state is this legal in?
 Knice: One more and they've got a team.
Image 171571   04-05-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
328
 
 BavidDowie: I really miss Chris Farley
 duckfarts: @ignatz they're setting up another sting operation
 cenecia: These bees are all under arrest. Take 'em away, boys.
 Scoo: Nic Cage: Wake County Sheriff
 ChubbyBuddy: recent entry 1n my search h1story: how to make bees attack people
 ignatz: Look out it's the buzz!
 sparename: Bee off with you..
Image 171570   04-05-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
351
 
 dangerkeith3000: they forgot the part where the cat eats the human
 thecraftywolf: @Dr Awkward ill see you in the next part of the spectrum
 Dr Awkward: @thecraftywolf Woot woot! Coming up right behind you:)
 tokyopig: rad for translating the Korean. [can't read any Korean]
 Scoo: Wake up, douchebag! I'm hungry!
 thecraftywolf: yay i went up to blue!!! but anyways my guinea pigs 2 dogs and 7 cats won't do shit
Image 171569   04-05-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
281
 
 Robespierre: Gullible's Travails
 tokyopig: Bit of a pain in the Gulliver.
 SomeCanadian: Wake up, doucebag
 Bu7Z: I've fallen, and I can't get up
Image 171568   04-05-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
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