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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

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Score:
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 duckfarts: @Dr Awkward hey buddy, father's equal opportunity
 Dr Awkward: Inaccurate. In a horse herd, the so called "scout" (not the term) will almost certainly be a mare. Get your pronouns straigh, Father.
 tokyopig: hahahah, classic Father.
Image 171577   04-05-17   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
751
 
 Annoying Vegan : Don't treat me like potato.
 Ironass: Corgi.exe has stopped working.
 SomeCanadian: Your corgi looks... incomplete
 Bu7Z: @ignatz self righteous on the other hand...
 ignatz: Better get help. Corgis aren't always self-righting
Image 171576   04-05-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
317
 
 Fancy Clown: "Now quit following me!"
 Darmstadtium: Shawarma!
 Otterman: Come back Obama, this babysitter is weird.
 tokyopig: "Get something to eat", that's my new code phrase for "release the drones" [disclaimer: please understand this is a joke poking fun at Obama-drone-truthers and not a joke tailored for Oabama-drone-truthers]
 Bu7Z: @sparename You know those times when someone drops the first comment on an image that's just the best comment worth commenting...
 sparename: "I may be some time"
Image 171575   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
205
 
 duckfarts: this looks disturbingly close to the make-and-do volume of the encyclopedia companion volumes
 Science: Taco flavored kisses
 Borkf: @Knice Just keep your trophies to yourself, space-friend.
 Knice: @Borkf No, I don't get paid; I'm in it for love of the sport.
 Borkf: @Knice Is that you speaking as a professional then?
 ChubbyBuddy: s'allr1ght? s'allr1ght.
 Knice: Pro move: Churn it with an overhand grip so you can use your pinky to tickle the tip.
Image 171574   04-05-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
100
 
 BavidDowie: @enfanta I've seen other folks use it, not sure if it's a particular person's "thing" but it cracked me up
 enfanta: @BavidDowie Is a dancing name a friendly spaceship thing or another cultural reference I've missed?
 BavidDowie: Also: "Grand Clamyon" is gotta be someone's dancing name
 BavidDowie: behold the majestic Grand Clamyon
 Scoo: Nice clams!
 piranharama: Classic Cylons.
 ignatz: We come in peace. You have no need for that lemon juice..
Image 171573   04-05-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
152
 
 catsanddogs: @ChubbyBuddy roly loly
 Robespierre: Maybe.
 tokyopig: @Ironass aha! we have a winner for tonight's prize chocolate bicycle.
 Dr Awkward: I don't trust a "yes" that is profusely sweating.
 Ironass: I never trust people who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.
 SomeCanadian: No.
 Scoo: Si
 ChubbyBuddy: 1 d1sagree
Image 171572   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
204
 
 Robespierre: @Robespierre (including the varsity Five-Man Football squad)
 Robespierre: Roundup High's entire graduating class.
 BavidDowie: Texas formal-wear
 Dr Awkward: WTF is going on here.
 Scoo: @KrazyKat Utah
 KrazyKat: Wedding party seems kinda young. What state is this legal in?
 Knice: One more and they've got a team.
Image 171571   04-05-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
328
 
 BavidDowie: I really miss Chris Farley
 duckfarts: @ignatz they're setting up another sting operation
 cenecia: These bees are all under arrest. Take 'em away, boys.
 Scoo: Nic Cage: Wake County Sheriff
 ChubbyBuddy: recent entry 1n my search h1story: how to make bees attack people
 ignatz: Look out it's the buzz!
 sparename: Bee off with you..
Image 171570   04-05-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
351
 
 dangerkeith3000: they forgot the part where the cat eats the human
 thecraftywolf: @Dr Awkward ill see you in the next part of the spectrum
 Dr Awkward: @thecraftywolf Woot woot! Coming up right behind you:)
 tokyopig: rad for translating the Korean. [can't read any Korean]
 Scoo: Wake up, douchebag! I'm hungry!
 thecraftywolf: yay i went up to blue!!! but anyways my guinea pigs 2 dogs and 7 cats won't do shit
Image 171569   04-05-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
281
 
 Robespierre: Gullible's Travails
 tokyopig: Bit of a pain in the Gulliver.
 SomeCanadian: Wake up, doucebag
 Bu7Z: I've fallen, and I can't get up
Image 171568   04-05-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
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