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205372  Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205354  square44: I swear if they make one more crack about "jimmies"

205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

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205372 Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205135 trelyate: I think he's sad because he accidentally locked his only chair in the cage and can't get it back

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system

205174 FabricMan: @VeeKay A look forward to 2035: "I never thought I'd see someone who could make Trump look leveled, smart, and competent."

205186 Austin: light urple

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware



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Score:
401
 
 duckfarts: @Dr Awkward hey buddy, father's equal opportunity
 Dr Awkward: Inaccurate. In a horse herd, the so called "scout" (not the term) will almost certainly be a mare. Get your pronouns straigh, Father.
 tokyopig: hahahah, classic Father.
Image 171577   04-05-17   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
772
 
 Annoying Vegan : Don't treat me like potato.
 Ironass: Corgi.exe has stopped working.
 SomeCanadian: Your corgi looks... incomplete
 Bu7Z: @ignatz self righteous on the other hand...
 ignatz: Better get help. Corgis aren't always self-righting
Image 171576   04-05-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
340
 
 Fancy Clown: "Now quit following me!"
 Darmstadtium: Shawarma!
 Otterman: Come back Obama, this babysitter is weird.
 tokyopig: "Get something to eat", that's my new code phrase for "release the drones" [disclaimer: please understand this is a joke poking fun at Obama-drone-truthers and not a joke tailored for Oabama-drone-truthers]
 Bu7Z: @sparename You know those times when someone drops the first comment on an image that's just the best comment worth commenting...
 sparename: "I may be some time"
Image 171575   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
205
 
 duckfarts: this looks disturbingly close to the make-and-do volume of the encyclopedia companion volumes
 Science: Taco flavored kisses
 Borkf: @Knice Just keep your trophies to yourself, space-friend.
 Knice: @Borkf No, I don't get paid; I'm in it for love of the sport.
 Borkf: @Knice Is that you speaking as a professional then?
 ChubbyBuddy: s'allr1ght? s'allr1ght.
 Knice: Pro move: Churn it with an overhand grip so you can use your pinky to tickle the tip.
Image 171574   04-05-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
100
 
 BavidDowie: @enfanta I've seen other folks use it, not sure if it's a particular person's "thing" but it cracked me up
 enfanta: @BavidDowie Is a dancing name a friendly spaceship thing or another cultural reference I've missed?
 BavidDowie: Also: "Grand Clamyon" is gotta be someone's dancing name
 BavidDowie: behold the majestic Grand Clamyon
 Scoo: Nice clams!
 piranharama: Classic Cylons.
 ignatz: We come in peace. You have no need for that lemon juice..
Image 171573   04-05-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
152
 
 catsanddogs: @ChubbyBuddy roly loly
 Robespierre: Maybe.
 tokyopig: @Ironass aha! we have a winner for tonight's prize chocolate bicycle.
 Dr Awkward: I don't trust a "yes" that is profusely sweating.
 Ironass: I never trust people who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.
 SomeCanadian: No.
 Scoo: Si
 ChubbyBuddy: 1 d1sagree
Image 171572   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
204
 
 Robespierre: @Robespierre (including the varsity Five-Man Football squad)
 Robespierre: Roundup High's entire graduating class.
 BavidDowie: Texas formal-wear
 Dr Awkward: WTF is going on here.
 Scoo: @KrazyKat Utah
 KrazyKat: Wedding party seems kinda young. What state is this legal in?
 Knice: One more and they've got a team.
Image 171571   04-05-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
328
 
 BavidDowie: I really miss Chris Farley
 duckfarts: @ignatz they're setting up another sting operation
 cenecia: These bees are all under arrest. Take 'em away, boys.
 Scoo: Nic Cage: Wake County Sheriff
 ChubbyBuddy: recent entry 1n my search h1story: how to make bees attack people
 ignatz: Look out it's the buzz!
 sparename: Bee off with you..
Image 171570   04-05-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
351
 
 dangerkeith3000: they forgot the part where the cat eats the human
 thecraftywolf: @Dr Awkward ill see you in the next part of the spectrum
 Dr Awkward: @thecraftywolf Woot woot! Coming up right behind you:)
 tokyopig: rad for translating the Korean. [can't read any Korean]
 Scoo: Wake up, douchebag! I'm hungry!
 thecraftywolf: yay i went up to blue!!! but anyways my guinea pigs 2 dogs and 7 cats won't do shit
Image 171569   04-05-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
281
 
 Robespierre: Gullible's Travails
 tokyopig: Bit of a pain in the Gulliver.
 SomeCanadian: Wake up, doucebag
 Bu7Z: I've fallen, and I can't get up
Image 171568   04-05-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
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