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258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

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258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
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Score:
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 duckfarts: @Dr Awkward hey buddy, father's equal opportunity
 Dr Awkward: Inaccurate. In a horse herd, the so called "scout" (not the term) will almost certainly be a mare. Get your pronouns straigh, Father.
 tokyopig: hahahah, classic Father.
Image 171577   04-05-17   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
833
 
 Annoying Vegan : Don't treat me like potato.
 Ironass: Corgi.exe has stopped working.
 SomeCanadian: Your corgi looks... incomplete
 Bu7Z: @ignatz self righteous on the other hand...
 ignatz: Better get help. Corgis aren't always self-righting
Image 171576   04-05-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
340
 
 Fancy Clown: "Now quit following me!"
 Darmstadtium: Shawarma!
 Otterman: Come back Obama, this babysitter is weird.
 tokyopig: "Get something to eat", that's my new code phrase for "release the drones" [disclaimer: please understand this is a joke poking fun at Obama-drone-truthers and not a joke tailored for Oabama-drone-truthers]
 Bu7Z: @sparename You know those times when someone drops the first comment on an image that's just the best comment worth commenting...
 sparename: "I may be some time"
Image 171575   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
205
 
 duckfarts: this looks disturbingly close to the make-and-do volume of the encyclopedia companion volumes
 Science: Taco flavored kisses
 Borkf: @Knice Just keep your trophies to yourself, space-friend.
 Knice: @Borkf No, I don't get paid; I'm in it for love of the sport.
 Borkf: @Knice Is that you speaking as a professional then?
 ChubbyBuddy: s'allr1ght? s'allr1ght.
 Knice: Pro move: Churn it with an overhand grip so you can use your pinky to tickle the tip.
Image 171574   04-05-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
134
 
 BavidDowie: @enfanta I've seen other folks use it, not sure if it's a particular person's "thing" but it cracked me up
 enfanta: @BavidDowie Is a dancing name a friendly spaceship thing or another cultural reference I've missed?
 BavidDowie: Also: "Grand Clamyon" is gotta be someone's dancing name
 BavidDowie: behold the majestic Grand Clamyon
 Scoo: Nice clams!
 piranharama: Classic Cylons.
 ignatz: We come in peace. You have no need for that lemon juice..
Image 171573   04-05-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
152
 
 catsanddogs: @ChubbyBuddy roly loly
 Never AFK: Maybe.
 tokyopig: @Ironass aha! we have a winner for tonight's prize chocolate bicycle.
 Dr Awkward: I don't trust a "yes" that is profusely sweating.
 Ironass: I never trust people who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.
 SomeCanadian: No.
 Scoo: Si
 ChubbyBuddy: 1 d1sagree
Image 171572   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
236
 
 SS Keith: @Robespierre (including the varsity Five-Man Football squad)
 Pingu IRL: Roundup High's entire graduating class.
 BavidDowie: Texas formal-wear
 Dr Awkward: WTF is going on here.
 Scoo: @KrazyKat Utah
 KrazyKat: Wedding party seems kinda young. What state is this legal in?
 Knice: One more and they've got a team.
Image 171571   04-05-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
328
 
 BavidDowie: I really miss Chris Farley
 duckfarts: @ignatz they're setting up another sting operation
 cenecia: These bees are all under arrest. Take 'em away, boys.
 Scoo: Nic Cage: Wake County Sheriff
 ChubbyBuddy: recent entry 1n my search h1story: how to make bees attack people
 ignatz: Look out it's the buzz!
 sparename: Bee off with you..
Image 171570   04-05-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
351
 
 Soaps Pierre: they forgot the part where the cat eats the human
 thecraftywolf: @Dr Awkward ill see you in the next part of the spectrum
 Dr Awkward: @thecraftywolf Woot woot! Coming up right behind you:)
 tokyopig: rad for translating the Korean. [can't read any Korean]
 Scoo: Wake up, douchebag! I'm hungry!
 thecraftywolf: yay i went up to blue!!! but anyways my guinea pigs 2 dogs and 7 cats won't do shit
Image 171569   04-05-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
312
 
 champeen: Gullible's Travails
 tokyopig: Bit of a pain in the Gulliver.
 SomeCanadian: Wake up, doucebag
 Bu7Z: I've fallen, and I can't get up
Image 171568   04-05-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
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