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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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Score:
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 duckfarts: this looks disturbingly close to the make-and-do volume of the encyclopedia companion volumes
 Science: Taco flavored kisses
 Borkf: @Knice Just keep your trophies to yourself, space-friend.
 Knice: @Borkf No, I don't get paid; I'm in it for love of the sport.
 Borkf: @Knice Is that you speaking as a professional then?
 ChubbyBuddy: s'allr1ght? s'allr1ght.
 Knice: Pro move: Churn it with an overhand grip so you can use your pinky to tickle the tip.
Image 171574   04-05-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
134
 
 BavidDowie: @enfanta I've seen other folks use it, not sure if it's a particular person's "thing" but it cracked me up
 enfanta: @BavidDowie Is a dancing name a friendly spaceship thing or another cultural reference I've missed?
 BavidDowie: Also: "Grand Clamyon" is gotta be someone's dancing name
 BavidDowie: behold the majestic Grand Clamyon
 Scoo: Nice clams!
 piranharama: Classic Cylons.
 ignatz: We come in peace. You have no need for that lemon juice..
Image 171573   04-05-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
152
 
 catsanddogs: @ChubbyBuddy roly loly
 Never AFK: Maybe.
 tokyopig: @Ironass aha! we have a winner for tonight's prize chocolate bicycle.
 Dr Awkward: I don't trust a "yes" that is profusely sweating.
 Ironass: I never trust people who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.
 SomeCanadian: No.
 Scoo: Si
 ChubbyBuddy: 1 d1sagree
Image 171572   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
236
 
 SS Keith: @Robespierre (including the varsity Five-Man Football squad)
 Pingu IRL: Roundup High's entire graduating class.
 BavidDowie: Texas formal-wear
 Dr Awkward: WTF is going on here.
 Scoo: @KrazyKat Utah
 KrazyKat: Wedding party seems kinda young. What state is this legal in?
 Knice: One more and they've got a team.
Image 171571   04-05-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
328
 
 BavidDowie: I really miss Chris Farley
 duckfarts: @ignatz they're setting up another sting operation
 cenecia: These bees are all under arrest. Take 'em away, boys.
 Scoo: Nic Cage: Wake County Sheriff
 ChubbyBuddy: recent entry 1n my search h1story: how to make bees attack people
 ignatz: Look out it's the buzz!
 sparename: Bee off with you..
Image 171570   04-05-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
351
 
 Soaps Pierre: they forgot the part where the cat eats the human
 thecraftywolf: @Dr Awkward ill see you in the next part of the spectrum
 Dr Awkward: @thecraftywolf Woot woot! Coming up right behind you:)
 tokyopig: rad for translating the Korean. [can't read any Korean]
 Scoo: Wake up, douchebag! I'm hungry!
 thecraftywolf: yay i went up to blue!!! but anyways my guinea pigs 2 dogs and 7 cats won't do shit
Image 171569   04-05-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
312
 
 champeen: Gullible's Travails
 tokyopig: Bit of a pain in the Gulliver.
 SomeCanadian: Wake up, doucebag
 Bu7Z: I've fallen, and I can't get up
Image 171568   04-05-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
623
 
 fridaynight: Get a grip.
 AlexDeLarge: I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this router was configured.
Image 171567   04-05-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
144
 
 SpaceCow: "Steering a colossal wheelchair through the playground and crippling his peers filled little Billy with ironic joy."
 SomeCanadian: Now that I would pay to see @jochenau
 jochenau: That's a bike? I thought it was a jellyfish in a chair/wheelchair hybrid exoskeleton.
 Bu7Z: "See me" ... For a date? Inaprops teacher.
 Bu7Z: He is indeed riding his bike in that picture, A, oh, he forgot the date. B.
 a sedated moose: I em ritbin my dick.
 Knice: This kid's going places. Not very efficiently, but still...
Image 171566   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
325
 
 enfanta: The Google Maps truck has seen too much.
 Skaalar: Is that a green thong or did she just not wipe after too many Shamrock shakes?
 SomeCanadian: MISTER Butt to you. @tritium @Mr. Butt
 tritium: "That's a butt, over there."
 Bu7Z: So this is Portland Oregon...
 a sedated moose: @Theta Zero No way!
 Theta Zero: Thanks. I almost went more than three hours on the internet without seeing somebody's butt.
Image 171565   04-05-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
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