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257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

257923  VoR: Amazon stop

257966  Scoo: MMMMWAH! (chef kiss)

257969  Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway

257946  Not A Bot: idk about those hammer pants tho

257961  fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality

257967  fanny: rude!

257968  fanny: Im not sure if its all in my mind but my news sites do seem to be loading slower these days...

257966  Off Topic: Isn't that how egg drop soup is made?

257960  VoR: @Scoo it doesn't turn on the stroke of midnight?

257962  VoR: World of war craft at 35

257963  VoR: Out of sight out of mind in my tummy

257964  VoR: Pop up is my phobia

257963  TurkeyVulture: Pop up book of phobias.

257956  Robespierre: @Scoo One Sawzall, comin' up

257958  Robespierre: Luh-huuve, uhMurican Style...

257961  Robespierre: The new benchmark in portable camera sliders!

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257947 Off Topic: I guess I've never seen a truely sexy person before since I've never seen someone covered in sexwebs.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

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 Pop That Ponzi: Joss Acklund looks mad about it
 Science: That's called a nap, bud.
 WaffleIron: I had a painted ear slider come back from a drowning, he was healthy and kept growing but got SUPER MEAN, bit anything that moved. I called him the zombie turtle.
 BavidDowie: Lazaruff!
 responsibleadult: Guy looks kinda pissed he has to activate Plan B now.
 Mr. Butt: Stay miraculous, pupper.
 Knice: Lil dude looks like he regrets the decision. :-/
Image 171226   04-03-17   Uploaded by    reply
 SomeCanadian: Mind=blown @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian "poot cat" backwards is " tact oop"
 carpwoman: Don't hold your cat like that, please.
 SpaceCow: Maureen Ponderosa, prior to her transformation.
 SomeCanadian: *poot* @Dr Awkward
 a sedated moose: Is that a young Brian Cox?
 funny in the wall: the cat is loving it, clearly
 Dr Awkward: Everyone want a cat that farts hearts.
Image 171225   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
 tib gubb: that's not a nap
 Micro Jackson: Hey, it's doggo from next door
 Otterman: Miracle dog back from the dead
 WaffleIron: Cosmic Borkowave Background.
 responsibleadult: If you're cold, they're cold.
 Scoo: Your god looks sick
 SomeCanadian: If you are the head that floats atop the ziggurat, then the stairs leading to you must be infinite! INFINITE STAIRS ARE UNACCEPTABLE!
 San DoDo: [Borkfs]
Image 171224   04-03-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
 tib gubb: bro, do you even analogue?
 shsquid: SILVER APPLES 3
 Cami: After a life of hard work I finally have all of the meters. Yet I still feel empty inside
 SaltLick: Squelch, already.
 Micro Jackson: From this we calculate the bangs-to-sideburns ratio of about 1970
 responsibleadult: I think we need to re-calibrate the Cool Meter, it's still not picking up anything.
 tib gubb: when you're really really british
 Dr Awkward: [Barks eternally]
 SomeCanadian: Needs more cowbell
Image 171223   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
 msmstud: Triggered by the thought of scenarios that result in crying in the shower. *shudder*
 fanny: @Scoo or that you should probably go see a urologist
 Scoo: If you pee in the shower it looks like you're extra good at peeing
 Hyphae: Username upload something something rad
 Mexico: You're not even good at crying, you failure!
Image 171222   04-03-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 Jabberwikket: Buy a copy for Robanukha
 Micro Jackson: It take it the pilot was never picked up by the networks
 Mr. Shine: I owned a copy of the cyberiad, but I lent it to a former teacher of mine and they kept it.
 funny in the wall: fun fact about polish: his first name is pronounced "Staniswav". Also, Lem rocks.
 Mr. Butt: autoRAD for Lem!
Image 171221   04-03-17   Uploaded by    genius
 SpaceCow: "I am the prettiest flower."
 tib gubb: just me, an unassuming flower
 Butcherboy: He's going from blue to purple level!
Image 171220   04-03-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 Noremak: Now eat it.
 SpaceCow: This is how we got the original mothman prophecies.
 chunk norris: Butterfly in your eye...
 Skaalar: The Blue Morpho as a child.
 Spazstatic: New evolution of the facehugger is catching people by surprise! More at 11.
 Dan Tagonistic: These aren't my glasses!
 SomeCanadian: *Butterfly lays eggs in child's brain*
 thecraftywolf: blindness of the lambs
 Scoo: Butterfl Eyes
Image 171219   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
 tib gubb: multi-talented, you ain't
 Spazstatic: @Scoo 7 times, no less.
 Scoo: And damn, did you do it
 ignatz: yhoj Rorschach
Image 171218   04-03-17   Uploaded by    male anon
 Wet farts: Say hello to my little friend! Mrooooooow.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I wanna know whats on those damn key rings!!!!
 raditzu: One is lethal, killing adults and kids alike mercilessly. Other one is a machine gun.
 durian: This tinder picture makes sure people know he loves guns and beautiful people. Guns and beautiful people. Yeehaw!
 Skaalar: "Help me."
 drtofu: Damn hipsters with their uzis
 funny in the wall: looks like an israeli "settler"
 illBilliam: That cat is going to deglove him the second that gun goes off.
 Side Boob: The cat is more dangerous than the unloaded Uzi.
 responsibleadult: My cat also shows affection exclusively at gun point.
 Knice: Dude's eyebrows rival the cat's.
 ignatz: Gun + Smile + Cat = 2xBad
 ignatz: Gun + Smile = Bad
Image 171217   04-03-17   Uploaded by    electrode
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