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258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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 cannabis: It looks like he might have been OK either way. Its not like he would be on the train and his penis would still be back at the station. Unless the tunnel walls are really close
 Suburbanmom: That is the most horrible thing..But I am afraid I would laugh my ass off if I ever saw some weird nachos stuck in a subway door
 necronomicon: Looks like someone just "arrived" on platform 1, amirite folks?
 Staida: door, knob
 raditzu: He did that on purpose, didn't he?
 Bast Relief: Train enthusiasts are so freaking weird.
 piranharama: Why is that guy trying to help? Stand back and admire natural selection at work, dude!
 grizzly: Mind the fap.
 Butcherboy: Bangkok?
 Dr Awkward: Honestly, he had it coming.
Image 171106   04-02-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
432
 
 Teechur: @Bast Relief I tacked the Shrinky Dink that came out the other end onto the bulletin board as a warning to others. I still can't believe it made it through without destroying that poor machine!
 Bast Relief: @Teechur We had a shitty copier once,and I ran the wrong kind through it on purpose so we could get a replacement, which we did. (Teacher confessions)
 Teechur: There are transparencies that can go through a copier, and those that can only be written on. Don't. Mix. Them. Up. Speaking from experience.
 Ironass: Where's the spools of transparent film?
 Bast Relief: The hall in my department is lined with these like a graveyard. We have to inventory them every year even though we have all been using document camera projectors for nearly a decade.
 a robot: Overhead projector light bulbs look kind of like mini disco balls
 Scoo: I had a professor in college who would slap a transparency down, fill it with notes whilst he lectured, then once it was filled, whip it into the trash with one smooth motion and grab another brand-new one.
 Dr. Bathroom: They found one of these in that cave in France.
 RalphyNoPants: I miss these for presentations.
 Derp Herpigan: I remember when someone touched the glass instead of the laminate that they'd write with markers on so a giant fingerprint was plastered to the wall, and I completely missed the lesson of the day be being focused on the fingerprint. I miss middle school.
 Annoying Vegan : I always enjoyed the ink puddling into the water droplets from the spray bottle.
Image 171105   04-02-17   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
260
 
 Niels Bohr: Jazz hands!
 fatman: I can't believe they didn't give Whit Bissell poster billing.
 Warrax: "Skr'a'cken" sounds like onomatopoeia for the creature.
Image 171104   04-02-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
112
 
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward No, only with purchase of a trilby.
 DrinkMixMan: If you like this, you should see what he gives you when you park too close!
 Dr Awkward: Do these come for free with the purchase of a fedora?
Image 171103   04-02-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
136
 
 eurotrash: What do you mean by push?
 Mad Collager: @Warrax I bet she isn't wild about helping people move, either.
 Warrax: I saw a commercial truck for a renovation and restoration business on the road a few days ago. In huge orange lettering across the back window, it said "NO, THIS IS NOT MY HUSBAND'S TRUCK. NO, IT IS NOT MY HUSBAND'S BUSINESS. I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND." I didn't get a picture, but I found that interesting and thought I would share.
 Scoo: I passed ass just a while ago. Pardon me!
Image 171102   04-02-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
438
 
 tacticaljay: Mayor McCheese has surprisingly lady-like feet
 Snowta: #NOTMYMAYOR
 grizzly: @some guy I'm bummed I didn't get to give that insect dick a test drive.
 Lorm Bembo: @grizzly I want my szechuan sauce!
 dobbiesdoogs: yet another doll that pushes unrealistic body standards on our children
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly You've made me a happy as a hamburglar
 Scoo: That sad visage accurately captures the angst of eating at McDonald's. 10/10
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward I want you.
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly I am this
 grizzly: I want this.
Image 171101   04-02-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
75
 
 KrazyKat: His head is huge.
 Warrax: We are from France.
 a robot: Dude needs to fix his hair to make this more matchy-matchy
Image 171100   04-02-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
298
 
 whiplash: Sh-sha!
 brutal: Proto-Gigantor
 Scoo: Get a haircut, hippie!
 Dr Awkward: Father, son, and LOL-ey spirit?
Image 171099   04-02-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
590
 
 balloon: He's gonna be stuck with that cowlick for the rest of his days, I'll tell you whut.
 Side Boob: Law & Order: USDA
 FabricMan: In Soviet Russia, steak eats you!
 Wet farts: BOOP BOOP
 Scoo: It's that guy! From the show!
 Shay: Oh shit! It's the popo!!!!
 Hosebag: ummmm, salty..
 piranharama: These are their stories. Dun-dun!
 Hosebag: @sparename And they all want Sun-Chips!
 grizzly: Chris Mooloni
 sparename: There are over 13,000 cows in New York City
Image 171098   04-02-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
329
 
 trelyate: also you screen printed your shirt upside down
 Wet farts: Yu ar wilcom
 Coolguy: No ragrats!!
 AstoriaBum: Increase or Cotton?
 Knice: Don't mantion it.
 ignatz: ..and in mirror writing as well?
Image 171097   04-02-17   Uploaded by    bigjim
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