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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Score:
690
 
 redmonkey3: Yes. Please. Everyone... please.
 Mad Collager: If I don't see some kindness soon, I'm going to start breaking some heads!
 Hosebag: Stay asleep. Obey.
 raditzu: Rad for a kitteh
 Liar tuck: Be kind, assholes!
 Gomi Day: BE NICE TO ONE ANOTHER OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD.
 Skumn: ER...
 Cami: Like, now-now?
 Scoo: OR ELSE
Image 171038   04-02-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
210
 
 WTF: Whew... thank God this mole isn't cancerous. This cookie saved me a $300 visit to the dermatologist.
 Scoo: If your cookie is in one piece, break it
Image 171037   04-02-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
508
 
 Amy Housewine: "This is my disguise for the big fish heist."
 Vanna: Sinister Schemes Blaze Behind The MURDERER'S MASK
Image 171036   04-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
593
 
 Science: Non-Euclidean.
 Unbathed: No photo of the control panel because photographer kept screaming.
 shwoarty: ..woudn't it have been simpler..
Image 171035   04-02-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
1157
 
 redmonkey3: Waste Not Want Not
 Mr. Whiskers: Chamber music from The Mlem Quartet
 bug: Toxoplasmosis causes bizarre behavior.
 XLY: NO CRYING!
 Amy Housewine: Knowing that the child had recently had its blood replaced by milk, the cats tripped it over in the most violent way possible.
Image 171034   04-02-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
108
 
 Unbathed: Your Retina display is too damn close.
Image 171033   04-02-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
329
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Hardcore you know the score
 Amy Housewine: Almost certainly someone's dancing name.
Image 171032   04-02-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Image 171031 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Messed Up Dog. Boo, Messed Up Dog.
Score:
174
 
 Staida: @Bu7Z Let's repeat that in different geographical areas on multiple occasions before we damn society for this one poor anecdote.
 redmonkey3: Boredom and too much time on your hands being a main complication of homelessness; it's a legitimate need - first hand knowledge speaks here.
 Shay: Dear Mike Judge, buy me glasses to read this better.
 WTF: Rob Schneider has fallen on harder times.
 Cami: If I share my money I may not be able to afford enough liquor and drugs for myself.
 tokyopig: Hey, my drugs are prescripted! I'm better than you because I have more money as evidenced by my Rx's!
 Bu7Z: This came up earlier, and it is sad... Same dude out begging with two different signs. One 'I need food' and one 'I'm gonna by drugs with this' and the drugs guy got more than the food guy. What the fuck is wrong with society.
Image 171030   04-02-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
598
 
 tokyopig: Antifreeze in ze wine? Zut alors!
 Scoo: Can't beat the refreshing zing of ethylene glycol!
 SunWukong: I was feeling a bit chilly.
Image 171029   04-02-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
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