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272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

272755  Dr Awkward: I am so disconnected to sportball that I have no idea what this means.

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

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Score:
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 Prostata: "no... no I havn't seen your children..."
 sparename: @Theimposter Very Pythonesque
 Theimposter: ... I think she weighs the same as a duck.
 Joseph: I hate snakes.
 raditzu: weird-ass dogs
 Warrax: She must have buns, hon.
 Mr. Butt: Now kiss!
 Janston: So she relates to them because none of them chew their food before swallowing?
 Sandor: @wolfpk Allergies?
 wolfpk: She use to be the crazy cat lady, but now she doesn't have cats. You can guess why.
 Mr. Shine: Her milkshake brings all the sneks to the yard.
Image 170956   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
341
 
 Mr Bleak: Perhaps that bridge has quest for me ...
Image 170955   04-01-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
329
 
 Rat-Butt: Damn Anime!
 Rat-Butt: Damn Anime!
 Bu7Z: True love
 Annoying Vegan : They look moist.
 Scoo: Fight!
 Hosebag: Scotty, get down here and fix the transporter!
Image 170954   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
656
 
 Prostata: from "The Onion"
 Cami: Toast will restore the romance.
 Hosebag: Pork an' Beans with vodka. In a dysfunctional family, YOU GOTTA HAVE IT. PORK 'N BEANS!
 Sadbot: And my dog doesn't even talk, bean commercials lied to me
 Horp Lello: I;ve thought enough about thos beans
Image 170953   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
459
 
 Whatever: Yes, I'd like some Foie Gras please...
 Hosebag: Who's gonna get the bill for this?
 Scoo: It's like a duck straightjacket
 redmonkey3: Today we will be preparing... me!
 enfanta: The kitchens in Duckie's Castle.
Image 170952   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
871
 
 tib gubb: it's birbs
 werterland: This is adorabirb.
 BavidDowie: I asked for a friend and you give me this... monstrosity??
 Scoo: y r u so lifeless? i am crochetburd
Image 170951   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
581
 
 Joseph: I hate TV.
 Sadbot: First you take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, roll it in a pizza. You've got Cheesy Blasters! Which is also what I call the aftermath to such a culinary...uh, adventure.
 SomeCanadian: Stop turning me on, Tina Fey.
 Scoo: Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can take a pizza like that!
Image 170950   04-01-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
660
 
 Cami: I'll reconnoiter.
 Joseph: I love you.
 Suburbanmom: so distracted by the hair on the shirt...Lint roller needed on aisle 7....
 Sadbot: Okay, giraffes, but I don't go around sexualizing you
Image 170949   04-01-17   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
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 enfanta: @redmonkey3 thank you. I continue to try to be humble and grateful.
 redmonkey3: @enfanta - image bot is a fickle, weird & capricious diety... remain faithful in your devotion and know that even Long Term Purple types are smote on occasion...
 redmonkey3: @Scoo - also easier to find, a Dunkin outlet, i mean
 Scoo: @redmonkey3 I'm more of a Dunkin guy, myself. Their strawberry frosteds let me imagine I'm Homer Simpson, if you know, he put a donut on his junk
 enfanta: @redmonkey3 mostly I'm peeved that it accepted this image but not a similar one I uploaded. What am I doing wrong? Is there a ritual I need to follow? Have I failed to sacrifice to the right gods? I am confused.
 redmonkey3: @Scoo - Krispy Kreme has a better variety... chocolate for the ethnic adventures, sprinkles for clown sex, hot glazed for parking lot play, etc.
 redmonkey3: @enfanta - to confuse and amuse, at a guess
 Suburbanmom: Delicous, fattening...and leaves a nice white line around your mouth...
 Dr. Bathroom: So the doughnuts are covered in penis powder?
 kshoxx: This is my second least favorite flavor of donut. I
 enfanta: Why, image bot, why?!
 WTF: m'p'enis
 ch: This is next-level sticker placementdom
 Scoo: If you're gonna use a cock ring, it might as well be tasty
Image 170948   04-01-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
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 raditzu: (music from JAWS)
 Dreforian: "They'll never see me coming! This plan is foolproof!"
 ArchStanton: Sometimes nature just gets a Rad.
Image 170947   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
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