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253689  WannaBee: If it's Episode 1, 2, or 3 I understand.

253665  Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.

253689  Sandor: Doesn't know what to do with lightsaber

253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

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253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

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 Prostata: "no... no I havn't seen your children..."
 sparename: @Theimposter Very Pythonesque
 Theimposter: ... I think she weighs the same as a duck.
 Joseph: I hate snakes.
 raditzu: weird-ass dogs
 Warrax: She must have buns, hon.
 Mr. Butt: Now kiss!
 Dr Awkward: So she relates to them because none of them chew their food before swallowing?
 Sandor: @wolfpk Allergies?
 wolfpk: She use to be the crazy cat lady, but now she doesn't have cats. You can guess why.
 Mr. Shine: Her milkshake brings all the sneks to the yard.
Image 170956   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Mr Bleak: Perhaps that bridge has quest for me ...
Image 170955   04-01-17   Uploaded by    burritos
 Rat-Butt: Damn Anime!
 Rat-Butt: Damn Anime!
 Bu7Z: True love
 Annoying Vegan : They look moist.
 Scoo: Fight!
 Hosebag: Scotty, get down here and fix the transporter!
Image 170954   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
 Prostata: from "The Onion"
 Cami: Toast will restore the romance.
 Hosebag: Pork an' Beans with vodka. In a dysfunctional family, YOU GOTTA HAVE IT. PORK 'N BEANS!
 Sadbot: And my dog doesn't even talk, bean commercials lied to me
 Theta Zero: I;ve thought enough about thos beans
Image 170953   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Whatever: Yes, I'd like some Foie Gras please...
 Hosebag: Who's gonna get the bill for this?
 Scoo: It's like a duck straightjacket
 redmonkey3: Today we will be preparing... me!
 enfanta: The kitchens in Duckie's Castle.
Image 170952   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 tib gubb: it's birbs
 werterland: This is adorabirb.
 BavidDowie: I asked for a friend and you give me this... monstrosity??
 Scoo: y r u so lifeless? i am crochetburd
Image 170951   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Red
 Joseph: I hate TV.
 Sadbot: First you take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, roll it in a pizza. You've got Cheesy Blasters! Which is also what I call the aftermath to such a culinary...uh, adventure.
 SomeCanadian: Stop turning me on, Tina Fey.
 Scoo: Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can take a pizza like that!
Image 170950   04-01-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
 Cami: I'll reconnoiter.
 Joseph: I love you.
 Suburbanmom: so distracted by the hair on the shirt...Lint roller needed on aisle 7....
 Sadbot: Okay, giraffes, but I don't go around sexualizing you
Image 170949   04-01-17   Uploaded by    cenecia
 enfanta: @redmonkey3 thank you. I continue to try to be humble and grateful.
 redmonkey3: @enfanta - image bot is a fickle, weird & capricious diety... remain faithful in your devotion and know that even Long Term Purple types are smote on occasion...
 redmonkey3: @Scoo - also easier to find, a Dunkin outlet, i mean
 Scoo: @redmonkey3 I'm more of a Dunkin guy, myself. Their strawberry frosteds let me imagine I'm Homer Simpson, if you know, he put a donut on his junk
 enfanta: @redmonkey3 mostly I'm peeved that it accepted this image but not a similar one I uploaded. What am I doing wrong? Is there a ritual I need to follow? Have I failed to sacrifice to the right gods? I am confused.
 redmonkey3: @Scoo - Krispy Kreme has a better variety... chocolate for the ethnic adventures, sprinkles for clown sex, hot glazed for parking lot play, etc.
 redmonkey3: @enfanta - to confuse and amuse, at a guess
 Suburbanmom: Delicous, fattening...and leaves a nice white line around your mouth...
 Dr. Bathroom: So the doughnuts are covered in penis powder?
 Dr Awkward: This is my second least favorite flavor of donut. I
 enfanta: Why, image bot, why?!
 WTF: m'p'enis
 ch: This is next-level sticker placementdom
 Scoo: If you're gonna use a cock ring, it might as well be tasty
Image 170948   04-01-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
 raditzu: (music from JAWS)
 Dreforian: "They'll never see me coming! This plan is foolproof!"
 ArchStanton: Sometimes nature just gets a Rad.
Image 170947   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
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